Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 GARR GARG GRRRRRR GGGGG HHHHHHH! I'm so mad!!!!! :mad: I put the poison and vodka on the floor like you all said and lit the whole thing on fire!! Apparently, those ant traps are combustable because they started cooking off like toe-popper landmines! :mad: This spewed flaming vodka onto the curtains, which caught on fire. I tried throwing some what I THOUGHT was water on it but it turned out to be Bacardi 151 which I had previously put into a plastic jug! GAR RGAR G! :mad: Now my kitchen is a smoldering pile of ashes, Skunknads is furious and I have no more liquor!!!!! GGGGGGG GGGGGGGG HHHHHH RRRR GGGG! :mad: :mad: :mad: No more turns until I get this $#%@ing place rebuilt! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 *Hiroshima mad* AND I STILL HAVE THIS FRIGGIN' MOLD TO DEAL WITH! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 *Hiroshima mad* AND I STILL HAVE THIS FRIGGIN' MOLD TO DEAL WITH! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: So I should set the Raid on fire too? Cool. Back soon. Cool. I'm listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: *Hiroshima mad* AND I STILL HAVE THIS FRIGGIN' MOLD TO DEAL WITH! :mad: I hear that mold is susceptible to a flaming mixture of vodka and poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Back in 45. Don't go changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: So I should set the Raid on fire too? Cool. Back soon. Cool. I'm listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: *Hiroshima mad* AND I STILL HAVE THIS FRIGGIN' MOLD TO DEAL WITH! :mad: I hear that mold is susceptible to a flaming mixture of vodka and poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Back in 45. Don't go changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: ...and I have no more liquor!!!!!...Now THAT'S an emergency. I have heard that diatomous earth is good for killing ants and fleas. Basically it's a very fine dust used in old style pool filters. The razor sharp follized skeletal remains wreck havoc on the chitin exoskeletons on fleas and ants. Too bad it's an inhalation hazard and you are supposed to wear a mask when handling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Who is skunknads? Is MasterG a POW in your house? Then the critters are coming to liberate (or revenge)! Set him free and you will rid your house of the plague! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: ...and I have no more liquor!!!!!...Now THAT'S an emergency. I have heard that diatomous earth is good for killing ants and fleas. Basically it's a very fine dust used in old style pool filters. The razor sharp follized skeletal remains wreck havoc on the chitin exoskeletons on fleas and ants. Too bad it's an inhalation hazard and you are supposed to wear a mask when handling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Who is skunknads? Is MasterG a POW in your house? Then the critters are coming to liberate (or revenge)! Set him free and you will rid your house of the plague! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Skunknads is my mom! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Skunknads is my mom! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Who is skunknads? It is time for you to move to the next level Watson & Crick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Who is skunknads? It is time for you to move to the next level Watson & Crick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Skunknads is my mom! :mad: Kitty, was there ever by any chance a little girl in your house who got sick and vomited pretty regularly? Not counting you, of course. Oh, and have you seen a set of photos your great-grandfather took of Adolph and the boys in Germany in the early 40's? Apparently the American photographer cleverly preceded the D-Day invasion by a couple of years. You ARE the evil spawn of that Goodale maggot, aren't you!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Skunknads is my mom! :mad: Kitty, was there ever by any chance a little girl in your house who got sick and vomited pretty regularly? Not counting you, of course. Oh, and have you seen a set of photos your great-grandfather took of Adolph and the boys in Germany in the early 40's? Apparently the American photographer cleverly preceded the D-Day invasion by a couple of years. You ARE the evil spawn of that Goodale maggot, aren't you!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Kitty, was there ever by any chance a little girl in your house who got sick and vomited pretty regularly? Not counting you, of course. Oh, and have you seen a set of photos your great-grandfather took of Adolph and the boys in Germany in the early 40's? Apparently the American photographer cleverly preceded the D-Day invasion by a couple of years. You ARE the evil spawn of that Goodale maggot, aren't you!!1. Yes, and I'm pretty sure it was because of the mold in the basement, compounded by multiple ant bites, and made even worse from the smell of the vomit. :mad: 2. Yes, I've seen the pictures. :mad: 3. Duh, if Skunknads is my mom I'd HAVE to be Goodale's offspring!!!! :mad: It's not like dad ever let her out of the house. He was too afraid she'd cheat on her so he kept her chained up on the ceiling fan. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Kitty, was there ever by any chance a little girl in your house who got sick and vomited pretty regularly? Not counting you, of course. Oh, and have you seen a set of photos your great-grandfather took of Adolph and the boys in Germany in the early 40's? Apparently the American photographer cleverly preceded the D-Day invasion by a couple of years. You ARE the evil spawn of that Goodale maggot, aren't you!!1. Yes, and I'm pretty sure it was because of the mold in the basement, compounded by multiple ant bites, and made even worse from the smell of the vomit. :mad: 2. Yes, I've seen the pictures. :mad: 3. Duh, if Skunknads is my mom I'd HAVE to be Goodale's offspring!!!! :mad: It's not like dad ever let her out of the house. He was too afraid she'd cheat on her so he kept her chained up on the ceiling fan. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Hey Kitty -- go find the closest public webcam to where you live and light something on fire in the camera's view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Hey Kitty -- go find the closest public webcam to where you live and light something on fire in the camera's view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Hey Kitty -- go find the closest public webcam to where you live and light something on fire in the camera's view. I can do better than that. Here's one I set in 1991. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Hey Kitty -- go find the closest public webcam to where you live and light something on fire in the camera's view. I can do better than that. Here's one I set in 1991. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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