_Axe_ Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: From Axe's "AFV aficionados" thread: I think this is a picture of Axe teaching the poor kid some gamey chess tactics. "...and then as you're doing your pawn-rush you move in your uber-queen to pick off the stragglers, ..oh, and you can use the opponents' pieces that you've taken out as a screen for your stuff..." :mad: :mad: :mad: Our exchange continued: "But sir, isn't that against the rules?" "Rules?!? AGGAAGR GAG RGARGARGGRAG ARGRAGAG!!! Rules are for sissies!! Do you want to win or be tormented by Snarker the rest of your days?!?!" "What are you talking about sir?" "Less talk, more turns maggot!!!" *Teacher enters* "I thought we asked you to leave." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Out of turn-sending range until Sunday maggots. Until then -- get bent. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Bumping anger billows thru me like the non-TNT chucking of my opponents and my imaginary friends. Bumping is sad to have to do in a festivly chucking thread like this one. Bumping is not nearly as good as real or fictional turns. Angry out lout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Bumping anger billows thru me like the non-TNT chucking of my opponents and my imaginary friends. Bumping is sad to have to do in a festivly chucking thread like this one. Bumping is not nearly as good as real or fictional turns. Angry out lout. You could always bump your scenario of revenge my way. Remember those pathetically dismembered Tigers? Oh they looked so ferocious but stood so still... :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 BUMP! Slackers... :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 I think outlook is eating all my turns...or you could all just be lazy maggots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Thermopylae: I think outlook is eating all my turns...Definitely. Will resend. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: From Axe's "AFV aficionados" thread: I think this is a picture of Axe teaching the poor kid some gamey chess tactics. "...and then as you're doing your pawn-rush you move in your uber-queen to pick off the stragglers, ..oh, and you can use the opponents' pieces that you've taken out as a screen for your stuff..." :mad: :mad: :mad: Our exchange continued: "But sir, isn't that against the rules?" "Rules?!? AGGAAGR GAG RGARGARGGRAG ARGRAGAG!!! Rules are for sissies!! Do you want to win or be tormented by Snarker the rest of your days?!?!" "What are you talking about sir?" "Less talk, more turns maggot!!!" *Teacher enters* "I thought we asked you to leave." </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 That's what I have to look forward to, maggots!!!! :mad: :mad: 1-1/2" long 17 year cicadas!!!!! One million per acre, red-eyed, orange-winged, non-TNT chuckin', 100 db chirping, flying MAAAAAGGOOOOTS!!!!!! Loooocy!!!! You've got some 'spaining to do to the kids 'bout theez!!!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Yeah, Snarker, we're waiting for them here, too. Apparently all they do is reproduce and then die. Several landscapers have told me they don't chew up the foliage like, say, a Japanese Beetle. About the only signs of them are the racket they make and the increase in bugs smashed on the front end of your car. I bring good tidings from the BDLRM!! First, an even dozen players are participating. Bravo!! Second, there are now Allied armored units burning in a most delightful way. More to come, I'm sure. Third, the gamey Wallybob and his flying circus seem to have exhausted their ammunition. You should have seen his attack! An entire hill exploded! I never have seen so many rockets. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 Oh, I know all about them. But to a two year old... Did you know they taste like asparagus? I really want to meet the idjit that originally blessed us with THAT tidbit!!! Prolly has one of those red eyes stuck between an incisor and a bicuspid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 That'll explain your pathetic performance at Fiefdom then!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 From a review of Need for Speed Underground at amazon.ca "I suggest EA either fire your current AI programmers or hire them some psychiatrists." Bwahahahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 Originally posted by Mike: That'll explain your pathetic performance at Fiefdom then!! When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Maggot. Turn out to you when the hosers from the cable company finally get here to hook up the new line for the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 10, 2004 Author Share Posted May 10, 2004 New email address in my profile, for those of you who maybe care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: New email address in my profile, for those of you who maybe care. Whar be me turn?! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 The public face of Keke's PBEM historiography is at best a partially credible tale and at worst a combination of half-truths and half-lies. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 11, 2004 Author Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: New email address in my profile, for those of you who maybe care. Whar be me turn?! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 I do miss the titanic struggles between Soddball and MasterGoodale to see who was more inept at e-mail. Good grief, they even got The Brood to adjudicate who was more dense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 BRAAAHHH!!! Not enough stuff going boooomm in game, so must gRARAGGGHHHH! and :mad: here. P.S. You all suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike: That'll explain your pathetic performance at Fiefdom then!! When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Maggot. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: I sent 150 out days ago... Never received. Try again, maggot! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 11, 2004 Author Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mike: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike: That'll explain your pathetic performance at Fiefdom then!! When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Maggot. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Snarker's now losing at twice the speed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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