Snarker Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Does ANYONE know where I could get the Fat Man and Little Boy earrings that Watson showed, for my wife. We laughed our butts off about that one. OMG. Most folks I know wouldn't get it, but those that would, well, would. You're a fat man with a "little boy"? If that doesn't get you to send a setup, I give up. :mad: :mad: Three beer Axe? One turn back. Dying-on-the-steppes-from-pea-shooters maggot! BWAAAAHAAAHAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Sushi and saki have to be one of the best combinations of alcohol and food. Ahh, I'm nearly sated. Time for some Agavero.... I would disagree with you in both theory and praxis. *retch* Elevensees and feelin' fine! :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob: Does ANYONE know where I could get the Fat Man and Little Boy earrings that Watson showed, for my wife. We laughed our butts off about that one. OMG. Most folks I know wouldn't get it, but those that would, well, would. You're a fat man with a "little boy"? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Nope. Ahm a fat man with a less than I'd like it employed man. That makes me all of you somenobenches. We are the Borg. We will spot you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 Ummmm, stupid question, but why do modern soldiers whack their clips against their helmets before loading them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Damn silly question. To make sure their helmet is still bullet-proof, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 All right. Slapping your weapon / ammo against your head is a tradition going all the way back to antiquity. It was ordered stopped way back when some enterprising Roman Centurion figured out he was losing too many men to self inflicted pila wounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Ummmm, stupid question...From a Canadian? Really? :confused: ...but why do modern soldiers whack their clips against their helmets before loading them? To make sure the clip is loaded. Quicker to give a quick rap than to load an empty clip. Also, unloaded weapons in a gun battle can be harmful to the health of the holder. Dumbass maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 So what happened on your "Canuck day", Whiner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Got Kitty-style drunk last night, slept in until 11am, watched TV with sore head for 3 hours and then spent 4 hours with one of our grape growers. Interesting guy. Crazy arse Portugese guy but knows how to grow grapes and is really into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I'd take that bet, seeing as she agreed to marry me. Without the aid of intoxicating substances, I might add. Must have been hallucinogenic substances then? Anyhow, another 500 klick drive completed *grabs the 6 pack* It might be belated....but let the drinking commence. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 RARR ARA RAR AR AR RRRRRRRR!!!! Tomorrow I'm going to Venice Beach, getting drunk, and possibly falling down! :mad: And I fully intend to make fun of and laugh in the faces of all the penny-begging freaks there! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: And I fully intend to make fun of and laugh in the faces of all the penny-begging freaks there! I prefer to laugh in the faces of all the penny-begging freaks here. =| Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 GRRRAAAAARGH!!!!!! TNT successfully and accurately chucked at Wino! I'll let him give you the details as I think up a sig and he collects the limbs and limps home. Oh, that hadda hurt, maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Gamey updates: Mike da maggot is getting is Cali @ss spanked in Bieville. His Brits are getting 2 bitter TNT barrages. His clankies grow fewer in number each turn. Meanwhile my crusty Krauts push on. He will lose all the center flags and probably a back flag or two if I have enough time or he has a crew or two left worth killing. Axe is faring better in a way. He holds the middle flags, he has inflicted more casualties (Farking RAF flyboys), yet he has lost a lot too. He is getting shelled now. We are very close to the end. I need a few extras to dislodge his camping brit hoors from the middle flag. I truly HaTe this MaGgOoT. :mad: Pseudo is either up to something or losing pitifully. This scenario *seems* very unbalanced at present. Panthers vs shermans at a distance. I suspect a squadron of fighter bombers will wipe me out....Why? Because this maggoot tells me that this was one of his favorite CMBO scenarios AND he was the one who picked it out and chose sides. :mad: Last and certainly least we have Wally. I honestly don't know where to start....Despite knowing the crappy quality of armor and AT weaponry my green grunts have, this maggot has very few clankies left. At the start this maggot charged his panzers in a line up to my hill. Quite a terrifying site to behold. He bombarded the hill as he charged panzers and infantry forward, thinking he could surpress my AT guns. Little did he know, I moved them BEHIND the hill . My troops were repositioned there too. Needless to say, when his tanks went over the top, most of them were killed. Of course, all of my armor behind the hill died too. A few of his panzers did slip through and charged to the city on my back edge. Ah, but timing...A reinforcement of stuarts are taking care of these tanks. I'm soooo glad I'm not a Wally. edited to placate the git. [ August 21, 2004, 07:16 AM: Message edited by: Watson & Crick ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 Hey Wally -- this is what a Medal of Honour winner looks like. He's single-handidly wiped out three squads and, on the last turn, took out that StuG while being shot at by five, count 'em, five squads. Damndest thing I ever did see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 Put a break in that laughing post, would ya WastedandCracked. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Put a break in that laughing post, would ya WastedandCracked. :mad: :mad: Fixed Sparky. :mad: Any chance we can finish off that game today? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Put a break in that laughing post, would ya WastedandCracked. :mad: :mad: Fixed Sparky. :mad: Any chance we can finish off that game today? :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Put a break in that laughing post, would ya WastedandCracked. Fixed Sparky. :mad: Any chance we can finish off that game today? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 Mission accomplished. :mad: :mad: :mad: I love my new video card. Maxed out on everything on IL-2 and smooth as silk. My gad, if CMX2 looks anything like this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 And WadofSpittle -- that t'weren't no draw. I won handily on points!! Stupid computer. It must be infected with the Snarker virus. It changes all outcomes to a draw. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: And WadofSpittle -- that t'weren't no draw. I won handily on points!! Stupid computer. It must be infected with the Snarker virus. It changes all outcomes to a draw. :mad: :mad: You little gamey maggoot! :mad: I look at casualties, you suffered more. You lost more clankies and guns too. If you did not have that RAF flyboy who took out aboot 12 halftracks straffing over 5 turns, you would have suffered a MAJOR loss. Oh folks, this is a good scenario, even if I did suffer a DRAW to the Snarker infected maggoot ! It is called Bieville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Oh, maybe if you were having protected sex, you would not have been infected, ya little trollop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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