Guest Mike Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Who cares??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Turns are out. The Blieville scenario is very UNPLEASANT for my Krauts :mad: . Not enough armor or 'splodies to push the Axehole and Mike the woman's Brits off the map. If there were Kraut reinfocements, I think they went to Rockville. My home brewed scenario against Wally (attacking Krauts) is ending in what I hope is a futile charge by the Germans. I think Wally will be upset when he realizes what force he lost against. To be fair to my southern Maggot, I knew what his force was . I hope he will suggest improvements or tell me to stick to my day job! In the same scenario where I am the attacking Krauts and Simpleton is the defending Yanks, it is going well for my Krauts so far. Only a few of my tanks were destroyed. The Yank tanks are too busy making dust clouds to join the fray. The oasis town *should* fall, especially if the Yanks have inaccurate Arty fire! I'm not sure what will happen against the neighboring hill and the far town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Turns are out. The Blieville scenario is very UNPLEASANT for my Krauts Dear Slapstick & Slick, We have reviewed our records and it would appear that you chose this scenario. In so much as you, willing and of you own volition, did knowingly start this scenario it would seem that you have no grounds to complain. Furthermore, you sound like a great big girl's blouse with all this sniveling and whining. Please to be kindly shutting the F*** up and get back to that which you know, namely losing. Sincerly, The Guy Behind the Boot Which is Presently Giving you a Headache by Kicking you Repeatedly in the ARSE No turns out, try to get back at those tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Turns are out. The Blieville scenario is very UNPLEASANT for my Krauts :mad: . Not enough armor or 'splodies to push the Axehole and Mike the woman's Brits off the map. If there were Kraut reinfocements, I think they went to Rockville.Don't Go Back to Rockville by R.E.M. Looking at your watch a third time waiting in the station for a bus Going to a place that's far, so far away and if that's not enough Going where nobody says hello, they don't talk to anybody they don't know You'll wind up in some factory that's full time filth and nowhere left to go Walk home to an empty house, sit around all by yourself I know it might sound strange, but I believe You'll be coming back before too long Don't go back to Rockville And waste another year At night I drink myself to sleep and pretend I don't care if you're not here with me 'Cause it's so much easier to handle All my problems if I'm too far out to sea But something better happen soon Or it's gonna be too late to bring you back It's not as though I really need you If you were here I'd only bleed you But everybody else in town only wants to bring you down and That's not how it ought to be I know it might sound strange, but I believe You'll be coming back before too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Waffle theme song They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa! Napoleon XIV Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well. . . You left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind And. . . They're coming to take me away, HA HA They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! You thought it was a joke And so you laughed You laughed when I had said That losing you would make me flip my lid Right. . . You know you laughed, I heard you laugh You laughed, you laughed and laughed And then you left But now you know I'm utterly mad! And. . . They're coming to take me away, HA HA They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! I cooked your food I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!! Hah. . . Well you just wait They'll find you yet And when they do they'll Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And. . . They're coming to take me away, HA HA They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Ummmm, Snarker. I think your reinforcements are in a tad bit of trouble. Hint -- both words rhyme with rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Ummmm, Snarker. I think your reinforcements are in a tad bit of trouble. Hint -- both words rhyme with rank. Stank and maggot? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: The oasis town *should* fall, especially if the Yanks have inaccurate Arty fire! Non-TRP arty sucks!! Against Axe, it fell about 800m from where I targeted, against scorchedearthDave it was 300m off, and in this one I've managed to rout and panic a scorpion, a couple of snakes, and a cactus. :mad: :mad: :mad: Originally posted by Watson & Crick: I'm not sure what will happen against the neighboring hill and the far town. It's probably all vacant.....BWAAAAAAHAHHAAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 28, 2004 Author Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Non-TRP arty sucks!! Against Axe, it fell about 800m from where I targeted, against scorchedearthDave it was 300m off...Since my Americans can only see about 50-60 meters in this driving rain, your German artillery might as well have fallen in Berlin. We didn't see it, we didn't hear it, and we didn't even know you were shooting at us. Thanks for letting us know what we missed - or to be perfectly honest, what you missed. I've been in the GF again, and it hasn't changed a bit. Thankfully Soddball is over there to add a touch of sanity with his best buddy Jamoomba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Thankfully Soddball is over there to add a touch of sanity ....Oh yeah, if there is anything that comes to mind when you say Sockpuppet, it would be 'sanity'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Those who were concerned that heart failure had killed of the Lard SS guy from last time will be pleased to note that he is still moving (just) in the 'WehrmachtWeightWatchers' photo although I understand that no uniforms were available to fit so he is wearing a camo-ed tent instead. Notice how his belt is used to hoist the belly just high enough to keep it from snagging on his weapon.Can't....breathe!! Some will understand, some will not understand. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 <font size=150>Lard A</font size=150> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 What's up with you today, Asshat1234? Are ye off yer meds again? Or did that half of a beer go straight to your head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: What's up with you today, Asshat1234? Are ye off yer meds again? Or did that half of a beer go straight to your head? He's just suffering from withdrawal from not playing the greatest CM-commander to come out of Guelph, Ontario. How about it Axe, up for another round? Maybe something nice and easy for ya... *checks Depot for more rune scenarios* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 You asked for it, evil has been sent. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Nice going Pseudo. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!! The fickle finger of Eevil has pointed at our two favorite Canadians!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 <font size = 4>DOH!</font size = 4> <font size = 1>note to self: never, ever, joke about playing a rune scenario again. </font size = 1> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 We have favourite Canadians?? :confused: :confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Mike: We have favourite Canadians?? :confused: :confused: :confused: Yeah, the dead ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Actually, we have only two Canadians. So we have no choice. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Actually, we have only two Canadians. So we have no choice. :mad: :mad: :mad: The Scylla or Charybdis? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Actually, we have only two Canadians. So we have no choice. :mad: :mad: :mad: The Scylla or Charybdis? :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Pseudo has entitled our latest tilt "I'm Sorry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Actually, we have only two Canadians. So we have no choice. :mad: :mad: :mad: The Scylla or Charybdis? :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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