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Turns are out. The Blieville scenario is very UNPLEASANT for my Krauts :mad: . Not enough armor or 'splodies to push the Axehole and Mike the woman's Brits off the map. If there were Kraut reinfocements, I think they went to Rockville.

My home brewed scenario against Wally (attacking Krauts) is ending in what I hope is a futile charge by the Germans. I think Wally will be upset when he realizes what force he lost against. To be fair to my southern Maggot, I knew what his force was tongue.gif . I hope he will suggest improvements or tell me to stick to my day job! :D

In the same scenario where I am the attacking Krauts and Simpleton is the defending Yanks, it is going well for my Krauts so far. Only a few of my tanks were destroyed. The Yank tanks are too busy making dust clouds to join the fray. The oasis town *should* fall, especially if the Yanks have inaccurate Arty fire! I'm not sure what will happen against the neighboring hill and the far town.

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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Turns are out. The Blieville scenario is very UNPLEASANT for my Krauts

Dear Slapstick & Slick,

We have reviewed our records and it would appear that you chose this scenario. In so much as you, willing and of you own volition, did knowingly start this scenario it would seem that you have no grounds to complain. Furthermore, you sound like a great big girl's blouse with all this sniveling and whining. Please to be kindly shutting the F*** up and get back to that which you know, namely losing.

Sincerly,

The Guy Behind the Boot Which is Presently Giving you a Headache by Kicking you Repeatedly in the ARSE

No turns out, try to get back at those tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Turns are out. The Blieville scenario is very UNPLEASANT for my Krauts :mad: . Not enough armor or 'splodies to push the Axehole and Mike the woman's Brits off the map. If there were Kraut reinfocements, I think they went to Rockville.

Don't Go Back to Rockville

by R.E.M.

Looking at your watch a third time waiting in the station for a bus

Going to a place that's far, so far away and if that's not enough

Going where nobody says hello, they don't talk to anybody they don't know

You'll wind up in some factory that's full time filth and nowhere left to go

Walk home to an empty house, sit around all by yourself

I know it might sound strange, but I believe

You'll be coming back before too long

Don't go back to Rockville

And waste another year

At night I drink myself to sleep and pretend

I don't care if you're not here with me

'Cause it's so much easier to handle

All my problems if I'm too far out to sea

But something better happen soon

Or it's gonna be too late to bring you back

It's not as though I really need you

If you were here I'd only bleed you

But everybody else in town only wants to bring you down and

That's not how it ought to be

I know it might sound strange, but I believe

You'll be coming back before too long

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Waffle theme song

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!

Napoleon XIV

Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees

And begged you not to leave

Because I'd go berserk?

Well. . .

You left me anyhow

And then the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone

Completely out of my mind

And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA

They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice, young men

In their clean, white coats

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke

And so you laughed

You laughed when I had said

That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh

You laughed, you laughed and laughed

And then you left

But now you know I'm utterly mad!

And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA

They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

To the happy home

With trees and flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile

And twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food

I cleaned your house

And this is how you pay me back

For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!

Hah. . .

Well you just wait

They'll find you yet

And when they do they'll

Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!

And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA

They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice, young men

In their clean, white coats

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home

With trees and flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile

And twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice, young men

In their clean, white coats

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

The oasis town *should* fall, especially if the Yanks have inaccurate Arty fire!

Non-TRP arty sucks!! Against Axe, it fell about 800m from where I targeted, against scorchedearthDave it was 300m off, and in this one I've managed to rout and panic a scorpion, a couple of snakes, and a cactus. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

I'm not sure what will happen against the neighboring hill and the far town.

It's probably all vacant.....BWAAAAAAHAHHAAAA!!!
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Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

Non-TRP arty sucks!! Against Axe, it fell about 800m from where I targeted, against scorchedearthDave it was 300m off...

Since my Americans can only see about 50-60 meters in this driving rain, your German artillery might as well have fallen in Berlin. We didn't see it, we didn't hear it, and we didn't even know you were shooting at us. Thanks for letting us know what we missed - or to be perfectly honest, what you missed. :D:D

I've been in the GF again, and it hasn't changed a bit. Thankfully Soddball is over there to add a touch of sanity with his best buddy Jamoomba. :rolleyes::D:D

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Those who were concerned that heart failure had killed of the Lard SS guy from last time will be pleased to note that he is still moving (just) in the 'WehrmachtWeightWatchers' photo although I understand that no uniforms were available to fit so he is wearing a camo-ed tent instead. Notice how his belt is used to hoist the belly just high enough to keep it from snagging on his weapon.
Can't....breathe!! :D:D:D

Some will understand, some will not understand. :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:

What's up with you today, Asshat1234? Are ye off yer meds again? Or did that half of a beer go straight to your head?

He's just suffering from withdrawal from not playing the greatest CM-commander to come out of Guelph, Ontario. How about it Axe, up for another round? Maybe something nice and easy for ya...

*checks Depot for more rune scenarios*

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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

Actually, we have only two Canadians. So we have no choice. :mad:

:mad: :mad: The Scylla or Charybdis? :mad: :mad: </font>
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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

Actually, we have only two Canadians. So we have no choice. :mad:

:mad: :mad: The Scylla or Charybdis? :mad: :mad: </font>
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