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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Listen to Weezer's first album....

Only in dreams.....

Axe, you're beginning to worry me. You're still playing the CMAK demo, right? You still have CMBB, right? Well, chin up, young man; it's not the end of the world. :D:D

A song for Axe

"Always look on the bright side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten,

There's something you've forgotten!

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,

Don't be silly chumps,

Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!

And... always look on the bright side of life...

whistle

Come on!

Always look on the bright side of life...

whistle

For life is quite absurd,

And death's the final word.

You must always face the curtain with a bow!

Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,

Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!

Just before you draw your terminal breath.

Life's a piece of sh*t,

When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,

You'll see it's all a show,

Keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...

whistle

Always look on the bright side of life

whistle...

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Originally posted by Dave H:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Listen to Weezer's first album....

Only in dreams.....

Axe, you're beginning to worry me. You're still playing the CMAK demo, right? You still have CMBB, right? Well, chin up, young man; it's not the end of the world. :D:D </font>
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Originally posted by mike_the_wino:

Luverly, the everly gallant Soddball is making nasty comments to errant Ladies. Teddy aren't you chaps supposed to be a bit more gentlemanly? Come on, tell us the truth...Soddy is actually Canadian, isn't he?

Jinkies. That was nasty?

You really are a pansy, aren't you. :mad: :mad: You great panty-wearing chutney ferret. :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Update time:

Haven't received CMAK yet......must kill some Canadian postmen.

Snickers at wolves is getting his Pz 3's eaten alive in the demo, while Eduard long-willy is mucking around demolising buildings for the post war urban renewal of Italy in the other demo game.

Cheats at cards has managed a turn or 2 of his task set by the luscious Pussycat - so far my platoon of crap partizans have been massacred by a Panzer division while inflicting some bullet holes on Kubelwagons. I'm hoping for reinforcements otherwise 70+ turns seems needlessly optimistic!!

Has anyone seen Rascal lately??

[ December 11, 2003, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: Mike ]

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Ami? We are called "Ami's" around here??? Well, I don't think any freakin' Canucks need CMAK... they can go hunt some caribou for entertainment...

Me? I'm going to cry.

The wife is witholding CMAK from me. She says I need to spend more time with her or some crap like that. I don't get it. This is what I get for putting up with her for 19 years? Hardly fair. Supposedly I will find CMAK under the Christmas tree on the 25th...

Until then....

-Palko

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Note to Self:

Treat Oasis as CLEAR terrain for all LOS and firing purposes

GGRRRRRRRRARAGARAGARAGARAARAAAH!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Reminder:

Snarker is a posting hoor, who likes to show his tight leather pants to the boys on the street rather than send turns. :mad: :mad:

End of Memo

:mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Snarker:

Crap. Don't tell me my turns aren't getting out again! Do you have turn 32 from me, Boggy Fottom?

Are you referring to the turn in which your prissy boy infantry get slathered with a TNT crossfire as they come off that ridge? :mad: :mad:

Are you referring to the turn in which your cowardly attack from the rear is greeted by artillery and machine gun fire? :mad: :mad:

Are you referring to the turn that contains the movie to watch all these wondrous things? Which I have been waiting for two days? :mad: :mad:

No, I have not received it.

:mad: :mad:

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