Boo Radley Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 It's brave New Year and let's hope that we all don't screw up too much, eh? If you've never been here before, the smart thing to do is to turn right around and leave before you're noticed. If you're not smart, you must be an SSN. If that's the case, here's the rules: (Saurkraut!) Challenge someone! No general "Oh, I've got mad CM skilz! I'll fight anyone!" We've heard it all before, and are not impressed. And as you are an SSN, don't bother the Kaniggets, Ladies, Squires or Olde Ones with your puny taunts. As that really narrows the field, maybe you should just leave now. (Balls!) Act as if you've got em, but don't tell us about yours. Again, we're not impressed. (Champaign!) Don't mess with the Ladies as they are sacrosanct and with very little provocation, will relieve you of the item mentioned above. (Cork!) Challenge with wit, panache, vitriol and bile! We find it amusing. (Guy!) You need an E-mail address and a general location in your Profile before you can ride this ride. (Lombardo!) Keep your politics, et al to yourself. All we're interested in is your hatred for us. (Dick!) Don't be one. (Clark!) Go away, kid, you're disrupting my drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Joe, Although I am currently, for reasons unbeknownst to me, out of favour with Her Majesty, I am still, as far as I know, squire to the Queen. However, if my services are no longer required by Her Majesty, I am happy to be left off the list of squires. After all, what the mighty of this world give, they also take away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: Joe, Although I am currently, for reasons unbeknownst to me, out of favour with Her Majesty, I am still, as far as I know, squire to the Queen. However, if my services are no longer required by Her Majesty, I am happy to be left off the list of squires. After all, what the mighty of this world give, they also take away. Not at all, at all. Once a Squire, always a Squire ... unless you're not of course and I don't think you're not ... or you are ... anyway, I was in a hurry and grabbed the info from the last thread and you weren't there. I'll be happy to add you to the list ... mind you I have no photo ... then again maybe you LIKE the moose photo, not that there's anything wrong with that. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: I am happy to be left off the list of squires. We shall all rejoice when you are left off the list of those still breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Not bad rules Boo, for someone from Ohio at least. The OFFICIAL Justicariate Website now features yet another Newsletter article with a CLASSIC example of OGSF gibberish. Don't miss it. But Boo, did you REALLY think you could put one over on the old Justicar? My friends, Boo Radley has shared HIS photo with us, as a reminder, here it is ... I advise eye protection by the way: Then he has the nerve to send me THIS photo claiming that it is of his lovely wife Rose a.k.a. Shewhomustbeobeyed: But the old Justicar is too smart for YOU Boo Radley ... mind you a ripe banana would be too smart for you but to continue ... I watch CSI religiously, the original in Las Vegas and still the only one worthy of the name. Does anyone other than me see a ... resemblance? Boo, I'm quite certain that Lady Rose is charming and lovely in her own right ... you didn't need to stoop so low as to ... well, let it go I suppose. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 You might want to size it down a bit... http://www.volobuev.com/photos/image.php?name=aubr20030802_anton004.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Why do you have a small oriental man sucking the side of your head (not that there's anything wrong with that)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 I've got a picture of Boo in a suit. I keep a bottle of Lavacol by the bed, so that when I wake up from memories of it, screaming in the middle of the night, the quick blast of rubbing alcohol makes the image fade mercifully quickly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Seany babe! Oh, former mental mentor! Hey, you get rid of the crabs, yet? Er, oh, yeah, you were calling it gout. Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: You might want to size it down a bit... http://www.volobuev.com/photos/image.php?name=aubr20030802_anton004.jpg Do you THINK so then laddie? OR I could have just posted as it was and used up ALL my free space for your 8 X 10 ... sheesh. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: You might want to size it down a bit... http://www.volobuev.com/photos/image.php?name=aubr20030802_anton004.jpg Do you THINK so then laddie? OR I could have just posted as it was and used up ALL my free space for your 8 X 10 ... sheesh. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Happy New Year to all you living chancres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: You might want to size it down a bit... http://www.volobuev.com/photos/image.php?name=aubr20030802_anton004.jpg Do you THINK so then laddie? OR I could have just posted as it was and used up ALL my free space for your 8 X 10 ... sheesh. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And, as dalem so rightly put it ... HAPPY NEW YEAR ... or not, it's pretty much sixes to me if you lot are happy or not. Joe Happy New Year, you lot of weeping sores! Frankly, this year had better be a lot better than the last one, or I might get tetchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Seany babe! Oh, former mental mentor! Hey, you get rid of the crabs, yet? Er, oh, yeah, you were calling it gout. Right. Don't be ridiculous. Of course it's gout. Where the hell would I get crabs? A seafood restaurant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 It's 13 degrees here tonight. 4 degrees with the windchill. That's Fahrenheit. To you Australians, that would be 'So bloody cold your todjers would fall off and crawl away whimpering.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 JOE! Mace ain't the senior Ozzie knight. Goanna is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 ALTER EGO! WTF is that aboot? I ain't got no alter-freakin'-ego, and if I did, it sure as HELL wouldn't be that git, Seanachai Bloody Justicars... can't live with 'em, can't seem to get the crosshair aligned to live with out 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: ALTER EGO! WTF is that aboot? I ain't got no alter-freakin'-ego, and if I did, it sure as HELL wouldn't be that git, Seanachai Bloody Justicars... can't live with 'em, can't seem to get the crosshair aligned to live with out 'em But Berli! Perhaps Joe meant I'm your 'inner human'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Although Berli's pretty much right, Joe. He hasn't really got an 'alter' anything. He more disturbingly and single-mindedly simply what he is than most psychotics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Ah! The twisted dwarf chimes in. Foul lump of deformity! Don't you have some nephews to slaughter or somefink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Ah! The twisted dwarf chimes in. Foul lump of deformity! Don't you have some nephews to slaughter or somefink? They went north, and abandoned me because I couldn't limp fast enough to keep up. However, I am slapping around an 8 year old in Chicago right now... His father is kicking the snot out of Lars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Not at all, at all. Once a Squire, always a Squire ... unless you're not of course and I don't think you're not ... or you are ... anyway, I was in a hurry and grabbed the info from the last thread and you weren't there. Joe Umm...didn't we make v42Below a Knight, finally? For some exceptional service...wine opening, bath drawing...psychotic service to the Queen? Something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 My question is: Will we see a new, kinder, gentler Justicariate this year? A Justicariate that sees it's role as being a...a 'ministry' to the Peng Challenge Thread? I want to see the Justicar showing up at doors, smiling, and saying 'Hi, I've come to bring you the glad word about the Peng Challenge Thread!' Maybe if we, you know, did up some pamphlets...we could call them 'The PengSchloss', or somefink. I mean, the freaking Justicar spends a huge chunk of every week at airports anyways. Maybe he could, oh, dress distinctively, wear his hair in a mohawk, and, well, reach out to people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Where the hell are the Aussies? The jails must be overflowing in Oz tonight. I haven't seen a single post by any of them. Bugger, we had more Aussies posting Christmas night! Of course, as this night is traditionally given over to drunkenness and boorish, out of control behaviour, it must be like a religious high holy day in Australia... Does the Prime Minister officiate? Perhaps throwing up the first vindaloo, or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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