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Tell me do you think it'd be all right

If i could just crash here tonight

You can see i'm in no shape for driving

And anyway i've got no place to go

And you know it might not be that bad

You were the best i'd ever had

If i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago

I might not be alone

Tomorrow we can drive around this town

And let the cops chase us around

The past is gone but something might be found

To take its place...hey jealousy

And you can trust me not to think

And not to sleep around

If you don't expect too much from me

You might not be let down

Cause all i really want is to be with you

Feeling like i matter too

If i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago

I might be here with you

Tomorrow we can drive around this town

And let the cops chase us around

The past is gone but something might be found

To take its place...hey jealousy

She took my heart

There's only one thing i couldn't start

Gin Blossoms

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Originally posted by rleete:

There are those of us that actually eat breakfast, as opposed to just drinking our way through the day...

And you'll never amount to anything.

I suppose you're feeling all smug about having reproduced, and such.

Well, remember, old man, that I'm the spiritual father of your kid! It was my...hand? thought? look, I'm not getting into that...It was my WILL that directed the impregnation!

You ought to send me a Father's Day card.

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

It was my...hand? thought? look, I'm not getting into that...It was my WILL that directed the impregnation!

You were having impure thoughts about rleete? THat's just wrong on several levels </font>
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Originally posted by Mace:

Yeh! Impure thoughts should be reserved solely for females, or sheep.

Mace

Shouldn't that be 'Women, or female sheep'?

I mean, really, Mace. Bestiality is one thing, but homosexual bestiality is completely beyond the pale...

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Who's for a Pirate singsong, says I!

*hobbles in on a peg leg with pet sheep procariously purched on one shoulder*

AAAAh, Jim me lad.

Yeh be wanting a bit of a sing along would yeh?

*ahem*

In 1492 upon a spannish galleon, a sailor took his too...

Arrr, ya stinking parrot! ya've gone broken my concentration by making a deposit on my shoulder.

Now where was I?

There was a queen of Spain. Her name was Issabella. She knew at a glance by the lump in his pan...

AAAAARGH!

YA SCOUNDREL PARROT! You've gone and defiled me again.

Right.

I'm awf to the showers.

Keehaul my parrot, someone?

*hobbles off*

Black Mace the Pirate

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Nights in white satin

Never reaching the end

Letters I've written

Never meaning to send

Beauty I'd always missed

With these eyes before

Just what the truth is

I can't say anymore

Cause I love you

Yes I love you

Oh how I love you

Gazin at people

Some hand in hand

Just what I'm goin through

They can't understand

Some try to tell me

Thoughts they cannot defend

Just what you want to be

You will be in the end

And I love you

Yes I love you

Oh how I love you

Oh how I love you

[ March 12, 2005, 12:49 AM: Message edited by: **YK2** ]

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

You know, Mace, with enough beer, we could do anything! We could...we could build a bridge all the way from Australia to America!

I knew the empties would come in handy for something! *chucks another on the pile*

Mace

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

That's almost as bad as having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast...

And PIG dammit! In order for there to be breakfast, PIGS MUST DIE!!!! </font>
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