Kobal2 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 I just realized that I cannot stand Kobal2 (sp not . Much like a bowl of snot he just sits there, annoying the hell out of anyone who accidentally happens to spot him...filling everyone with a strange combination of disgust and confusion. I'm sorry, you were saying you keep your snot in bowls ? And they say we French are unhygienic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Hobby Lobby is having a half price sale this week. This is what I got today: Mil Miniatures Sandbags and Jerry Cans Tamiya 1/35th Marder III Tamiya Panther A - Doh!! I should have gotten the G Tamiya King Tiger M26 Pershing and....The Enterprise NX01!! This was done with my fiancee's approval. Well, DUH! Anything to keep you occupied and out of her sight. Surprised she hasn't bought you golf clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Kobal2: And they say we French are unhygienic. Where there's smoke there's fire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: This was done with my fiancee's approval. Well, DUH! Anything to keep you occupied and out of her sight. Surprised she hasn't bought you golf clubs. [/QB]</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Where there's smoke there's fire... Hortlund you poison toad, tell me I have beautiful eyes right now or we begin the folk dancing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willbell Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Seanachai, Guess there's some doom comin' my way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by willbell: Seanachai, Guess there's some doom comin' my way? Poor lad. He's waiting for Seanachai to send him a move. That's almost as sad as the guy who laid himself down in front of the glacier in order to commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Where there's smoke there's fire... Yep, I'm told this philosophy was quite popular in Salem. Proverb grog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by willbell: Seanachai, Guess there's some doom comin' my way? I'm at work, and I haven't been home except to sleep for the last two days or so, but I see that I do have a file from you, so I imagine that as soon as I get home and, after lovingly ignoring Boo's turn for another 3 weeks, I will see what I can do about your turn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by willbell: Seanachai, Guess there's some doom comin' my way? I'm at work, and I haven't been home except to sleep for the last two days or so, but I see that I do have a file from you, so I imagine that as soon as I get home and, after lovingly ignoring Boo's turn for another 3 weeks, I will see what I can do about your turn... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Stagger back to your cold water walk up, where the smoke stained window shades turn the evening light into a crepuscular tint like bile seen through a cataract'd eye, you shameless hussy! No, I'm serious. Go ahead and do that...it's fun to watch. I think I'll have your turn mounted on my wall, Boo, rampant. Right next to the Jackalope head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hortlund you poison toad, tell me I have beautiful eyes right now or we begin the folk dancing! Whats with the obsession of following people around while pestering them to tell you pickup-lines? Are you that lonely? Pickup-lines, I might add, of such abysmal quality that one would think they were stolen from some hideous 1970-era German porn movie? Complete with hairy buts and loud screams of "Ja Ja Olga, in die bumme". German porn btw, is so wrong on so many levels. One of the more obvious levels is that the german language is one of those disasters from ages past, where someone probably set out with the intent to create a nice language, but failed miserably and instead got stuck with a language only usable for directing panzers or bullying people around. So when you have a german porn movie and the "actors" are telling eachother what to do next or how much they appreciate one thing or another, it always sounds like they are planning to invade some innocent country or ordering their panzers to attack the hills to the left. I mean what other language could call a butterfly Schmetterling? (butterflies btw, has to be the most harmless creature on the face of this planet..even a furry rabbit looks like a bloodthirsty werewolf when compared to a butterfly) "Schmetterling"....thats something you would expect translates into "dive bomber" or "machine gun" or "vicious sword with lots of pointy knobs". Anyway, talk to the eurohomo if you are looking for some male flirting and leave me alone you imbecille. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 butterflies btw, has to be the most harmless creature on the face of this planet..even a furry rabbit looks like a bloodthirsty werewolf when compared to a butterfly And by this, of course, you show your inculture. Only a beotian would think of butterflies as harmless, lovable creatures. Need I remind you the little sods are to blame for all them tornadoes and stuff, by flapping their cursed wings in Japan or sumtink ? But you're right about German language though. Only language where "I love you" sounds like "let's invade Austria". But then again, in Russian "I love you" sounds like an underwater fart. And "jag älskar dig" ? What backward, neanderthal hick language is that ? Sounds like a doctor telling you you've got two weeks to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: ...and definitely not enough Kitty, and not enough beer or vodka. Mace "Drinking vodka without beer = throwing money to the wind" - Russian proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kobal2: Russian "I love you" sounds like an underwater fart. How dare you, whose nation's greatest military leader was only tall enough to serve as coffee table on a submarine, insult the great Russian language? Not only is it the most descriptive language in the world, with the highest number of adjectives, but it is also the most versatile language to swear in, ty trimandobljadskii-pizdoprojobistyi'-gnidopodobnyi'-v-zhopu-ebushii'sja-hue-pidaro-gandon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Too many new guys who never paid their dues.I had to pay dues? I thought I was tossed for my wallet while I was drunk. Damn. Can I get a refund? Who's the treasurer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Stagger back to your cold water walk up, where the smoke stained window shades turn the evening light into a crepuscular tint like bile seen through a cataract'd eye, you shameless hussy! No, I'm serious. Go ahead and do that...it's fun to watch. I think I'll have your turn mounted on my wall, Boo, rampant. Right next to the Jackalope head... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Without the German language we would not have such favorites as; Schnitzelbank Blitzkrieg Fehrenseeapparat Fremdemverkehrsburo Panzerkampfwagen Sonderkraftfahrzeug Fliegerabwehrkannone A wonderful language for war and beaurocracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 How dare you, whose nation's greatest military leader was only tall enough to serve as coffee table on a submarine, insult the great Russian language? Not only is it the most descriptive language in the world, with the highest number of adjectives, but it is also the most versatile language to swear in, ty trimandobljadskii-pizdoprojobistyi'-gnidopodobnyi'-v-zhopu-ebushii'sja-hue-pidaro-gandon! Saloperie de nom de Dieu de bordel de putain de merde d'enculé de sa race de cons qui puent la patate qui pue. Ty kurva. As Lambert Wilson puts it, cursing in French feels like wiping your arse with silk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Hortlund you poison toad, tell me I have beautiful eyes right now or we begin the folk dancing! Whats with the obsession of following people around while pestering them to tell you pickup-lines? Are you that lonely? ...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Newsflash Another turn, another minefield, still not a trace of the ennemy apart from those shells raining 100m from anything. Mines are the coward's weapon. Sign the petition to ban mines. Think of the children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Oh, and as far as all this 'my language is better than your language' stuff, I'm reminded of the words of my old German Teacher, who said 'People say German is a harsh and unmusical language, and French is a beautiful language. German is the language of Goethe and Beethoven! Have you ever heard an angry Frenchman? It's like listening to a cat being flushed down a toilet!" Oh, and doesn't the Russian for 'I love you' literally translate as, 'I would share half my lump of moldy, black bread with you, and would throw you off the sled to the running wolves last of all others...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Hortland, you paragraph about butterflies it pure poetry. I'd put it in my sig, but it is too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Still aspiring, Seanachai? Try harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Gamey Game Updates:Brought to you by Boo's House of Booze where alliteration and alcohol go hand in hand!" Leeeeeo is leaving his dead and dying G.I.'s all over the landscape like some drunken litterbug. Lars is leaving his dead and dying tanks all over the landscape like some drunken litterbug. dalem is bemoaning the fact that no one is leaving anything on the battlefield...and he's not even sure where the battlefiled is. Sad, really. Jim Boggs has left one armored car dead on the battlefield while I faded away into the sandstorm like a dusty wraith. Nidan is leaving his dead and dying tanks, guns and Storm Troopers all over the woods, villiage, wheat fields...you name it. Sadly, so am I. MrSpkr is running hither and yon upon a mountainside whilst my proud Brits go "plinkety-plinkety" with their guns. Malakovski and I are seeing who can shreek loudest through the long desert night. Seanachai hasn't sent a move in months, but last I saw, he was leaving his dead and dying Germans all over the battlefield to be run over by my doughty T-34s. If I've left anyone out, rest assured that it was on purpose. Or porpoise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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