Gaylord Focker Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Droll. Very droll. heh But if you truly paint miniatures, you oughta post up some picks of them somewhere. I never developed a talent for painting on canvas. Only ceramics. Ermmmmmmmm I was referring to Berli and his pastime not mine... Me, well I just sit here and ponder mostly. Brain dead you know, tis painful at times, stops one from sleeping. But I find it more pleasing to sit in front of my comp rambling till sleep comes, than join the rest of the Zombies out there. BTW.... Just for you Nice eh? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Templeis? You too? konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF *soothes Konrads forehead* Poor confused wee soul. Missing AJ are you? Don't worry Konrad, Bro will be back soon, he's just getting some much needed sleep.. There there now...... Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Papa Lazarou: 'I'll be back.'Oh goody... the carnival is coming to town. Let pandemonium reign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: But yes, very nice figurines. Those are space Marines get it straight lady ! That is but a taste of the endless "charming "banter you have to look forward to when Hiram shares your abode. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: I feel like Lord Chauncey is going to come bouncing ever so lightly up to sip his Chardonay and powder his nose before heading off to touch-up his miniatures.So tell me, dear boy, do you have these...er, ah fantasies very often? And if so, what role do you play? Mistress Marmoset who, even though she can't wait for the cotillion, fears that she might have an attack of the vapours and will be forced to retire to the gazebo to fan herself? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: Templeis? You too? konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF *soothes Konrads forehead* Poor confused wee soul. Missing AJ are you? Don't worry Konrad, Bro will be back soon, he's just getting some much needed sleep.. There there now...... Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Thats a little too much personal info about Hiram .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: .......... I believe you do owe me a turn ol chap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Thats a little too much personal info about Hiram .... </font>Don't even go there, merry-boy. Don't go visiting your dysfunctions on others. It won't make things better for you. Perhaps some Viagra, though...make sure to take it with lots of alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: .......... I believe you do owe me a turn ol chap? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Stage with a jungle backdrop.Frogs croak and birds call from recorder. Grand Master Konrad as an adolescent is lying facedown on sand. YK2 soothes his forehead and he squirms with a slow wallowing movement showing his teeth in a depraved smile. The lights dim for a few seconds.When the lights come up Grand Master Konrad is wearing an alligator suit that leaves his forehead bare and YK2 still soothes him. As YK2 and Grand Master Konrad slide offstage , Grand Master lifts one webbed finger to the audience while a Marine band plays "Semper Fi ." Offstage splash. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF I only have one question about this. Well, truth be told, I have many, many questions, but only one that doesn't frighten me. If you're laying face down, how the heck is she able to rub your forehead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: [QB If you're laying face down, how the heck is she able to rub your forehead? [/QB]Power of Will .. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Perhaps some Viagra, though...make sure to take it with lots of alcohol. You should make that a poster and send it to the Old Ones , it's good to be 25. I think we have stumbled acrosss one more clue as to why Berli is so grouchy at times though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Throwing his last t-shirt into the bag, he zipped it close. He had already checked out and now he tossed his bag into the backseat of his Volkswagon, painted black with tape over the headlights. He thought he had been prepared. He had sparred with some of the best in the outer reaches of the Forum. But he was not ready for the pool. He had been taken totally by surprise by the innocuous, lilting phrases of "These are a few of my Favorite Things". His blood already worked up to fighting pitch, still reeling from multiple blows suffered at the hands of Berli, he had been startled at first, then as the song went on he began to lose it. The last thing he remembered was the phrase "Touching your miniatures can be messy". Then all went dark. The next thing he remembered was Sir Lars standing over him laughing uncontrollably. The pool had claimed another unsuspecting wanderer. He never really had a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Throwing his last t-shirt into the bag, he zipped it close. He had already checked out and now he tossed his bag into the backseat of his Volkswagon, painted black with tape over the headlights. He thought he had been prepared. He had sparred with some of the best in the outer reaches of the Forum. But he was not ready for the pool. He had been taken totally by surprise by the innocuous, lilting phrases of "These are a few of my Favorite Things". His blood already worked up to fighting pitch, still reeling from multiple blows suffered at the hands of Berli, he had been startled at first, then as the song went on he began to lose it. The last thing he remembered was the phrase "Touching your miniatures can be messy". Then all went dark. The next thing he remembered was Sir Lars standing over him laughing uncontrollably. The pool had claimed another unsuspecting wanderer. He never really had a chance. Yo men,wasn't that bad... (I wonder how many of the poolers will be alive tomorrow.It amuses me to think of them cutting each other's throats over a bottle of poisoned spirits.) konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: "Volkischer Beobachter" 22 Nov 42 "City of ther ruins.." Today ,after major onslaught,Russian army was ruthlessly decimated!!!!. Elite German force under command of Col. Konradicus Victorius destroyed all enemy armour and took over 100 prisoners.. Stiff Russian defence finally broke down ,when main enemy strogpoint went under heavy infantry attack ,supported by concentrated artillery and panzers.Still, fight was very fierce and only after complete devastation of main Russian defensive line ,soviet commander, col Vadr , decided to surrender.He is allowed to keep his personal weapon ,and to rest of his brave men was already given hot coffie.WE Germans,we know how to fight like a real men. "There stands a soldier on the Volga bank..." Through the ethereal mists of e-space, wafts a Very Important Message fromn a Very Important Person... *IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALWAYS FAITHFULL SQUIRE KONRADICUS VICTORIUS - FROM SUPREME COMMANDER OZFORCES GENERAL AUSSIEJEFF* Brilliant! ..stop.. Just flamin' BRILLIANT! ..stop.. I knew I could count on you to vanquish that Darth puppet Vadr ..stop.. I hereby award you the coveted Kanga Cross with Ghost Gum Leaf ..stop.. You are being promoted effective today as Three Star General, Class 2 with Clasp, Sector North Command ..stop.. Now is the time to strike deep into the enemies' rear! ..stop.. Make rapid advances and catch them with their winter wooly underwear down round their ankles ..stop.. *coff* A figure of speech of course ..stop.. hehe ..stop.. Keep carrying on General Konradicus! ..stop.. That is all ..stop.. Out ..stop.. ..stop..stop..stop.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I only have one question about this. Well, truth be told, I have many, many questions, but only one that doesn't frighten me. If you're laying face down, how the heck is she able to rub your forehead? It's called "The Missionhairy Postition" you hillbilly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Florida is NOT a great state... it is a swamp A friend of mine once told me that he went with someone he worked with when she visited her father's grave in southern Florida. He'd been living on the Concrete Peninsula, as he called it, for about a year at that point. He said that all the 'graves were above ground mausoleums and such because the water table was too high everywhere in southern Florida for burial beneath ground. His comment was: Jesus, does this place ever suck. They can't even bury their damned dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: They can't even bury their damned dead... No biggy. It's not as if the dead are going to be upset about it. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Oversexed is he... and you are in two seperate states... Interesting point, Berli. Hiram, what the heck are you doing? Sending it to her in jars? [ March 14, 2003, 02:21 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: i AM COME TO SHOW YOU THE WAY. iN TIMES PAST WE HAVE SEEN oUTERBOARDERS WRIGGLE AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE IS AN mbt. bUT NEVER HAS THE SIMPLE TITLE OF THE mbt CAUSEd PAIN OR SUFFERING JUST BY SITTING ON pAGE 1 OF THE fORUM. uNTIL NOW. fELLOW cESSWALLOWERS, i GIVE YOU THE PAIN OF INNOCENTS. hEED MY EXAMPLE AND SEEK ALWAYS TO DO LIKEWISE. Interesting. Perhaps we should make the effort to have the next 4 or 5 titles reflect lyrics from ABBA, and see if we can actually start inducing catatonia in the Outer Boarders. Gaylord, does your collection of their CDs include lyrics that you could upload to people to refer to when choosing the next Thread title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 14, 2003 Author Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: But if you truly paint miniatures, you oughta post up some picks of them somewhere. I never developed a talent for painting on canvas. Only ceramics. yOU CAN FOLLOW THE LINKS TO SOME OF MINE. [ March 14, 2003, 03:17 AM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: The pool had claimed another unsuspecting wanderer. He never really had a chance. You're leaving our little abode JimBob ? Bloody typical.. just as we get someone who actually puts a little thought into his posts, he decides to do a runner... Can I not tempt you to stay....with a little wine and sing -song maybe? I'm sure Seanachoochie would be furious if we let you slip away without even a last sing song... Sooooooooooooooooooo Here's one I did earlier. When the Knights have done And the Cess is dark And the Pool is the only light we'll see, No, I won't be afraid, No, I won't be afraid, Just as long as you stand, Stand by me. So Pengers....... Pengers.......... Stand by me. Ohhhh.. stand by me. Oh, stand, Stand by me, Stand by me. If the Thread that we look upon Should tumble and fall Or the Forum should crumble to the sea, I won't cry, I won't cry, No, I won't shed a tear, Just as long as you stand, Stand by me. So Pengers....... Pengers.... Stand by me. Ohhh, stand by me. Oh, stand now, Stand by me, Stand by me. And another courtesy of Lurker "Billy don't be a Penger Don't be a fool with your life. Billy don't be a Penger Come back and make me your wife. And as he started to go, She said, 'Billy don't sink so low. Billy don't be a Penger, Come back to me.' *Sound of running feet and door banging* Guess that's a No then!!!! [ March 14, 2003, 04:27 AM: Message edited by: YK2 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: yOU CAN FOLLOW THE LINKS TO SOME OF MINE. Sad that your links to 'friends' are all broken. Mace PS nice wargaming stuff tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Perhaps we should make the effort to have the next 4 or 5 titles reflect lyrics from ABBAI'm game I've been cheated by you since I don't know when So I've made up my mind, it must come to an end Look at me now, will I ever learn? I don't know how but I suddenly lose control There's a fire within my soul Just one look and I can hear a bell ring One more look and I forget everything, o-o-o-oh Mamma mia, here I go again My my, how can I resist you? Mamma mia, does it show again? My my, just how much I've missed you Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted Why, why did I ever let you go? Mamma mia, now I really know, My my, I could never let you go. *bops* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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