Guest konrad Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 "Volkischer Beobachter" 22 Nov 42 "City of ther ruins.." Today ,after major onslaught,Russian army was ruthlessly decimated!!!!. Elite German force under command of Col. Konradicus Victorius destroyed all enemy armour and took over 100 prisoners.. Stiff Russian defence finally broke down ,when main enemy strogpoint went under heavy infantry attack ,supported by concentrated artillery and panzers.Still, fight was very fierce and only after complete devastation of main Russian defensive line ,soviet commander, col Vadr , decided to surrender.He is allowed to keep his personal weapon ,and to rest of his brave men was already given hot coffie.WE Germans,we know how to fight like a real men. "There stands a soldier on the Volga bank..." [ March 13, 2003, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Jimmy Joe Boggs, you are clearly delusional. No doubt partially due to the lobotomy, and partially to breathing that swamp gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Speaking of lobotomies... Hiram, you do realize that that is one of the requirements of living south of the Mason-Dixon line... All together now... Our campfires shone bright on the mountains That frowned on the river below. While we stood by our guns in the morning, And eagerly watched for the foe. When a rider came out of the darkness That hung over mountain and tree. And shouted "Boys! Up and be ready! For Sherman will march to the sea" And shouted "Boys, up and be ready, For Sherman will march to the sea". Then shout upon shout for bold Sherman Went up from each valley and glen. And the bugles re-echoed the music That rose from the lips of the men. For we know that the stars in our banners More bright in their splendor would be. And that blessings from North land would greet us, When Sherman marched down to the sea. And that blessings from North land would greet us, When Sherman marched down to the sea. Then forward, boys, forward to battle, We marched on our wearisome way. And we stormed the wild hills of Resacca, God bless those who fell on that day! Then Kennesaw, dark in its glory, Frowned down on the flag of the free. But the East and the West bore our standards When Sherman marched down to the sea But the East and the West bore our standards When Sherman marched down to the sea Still onward we pressed till our banners Swept out from Atlanta's grim walls. And the blood of the patriot dampened The soil where the Traitor flag falls. We paused not to weep for the fallen That slept by each river and tree. But we twined them a wreath of the laurel, When Sherman marched down to the sea. But we twined them a wreath of the laurel, When Sherman marched down to the sea. Proud, proud was our army that morning, That stood where the pine darkly towers When Shermand said, "Boys, you are weary, But today, fair Savannah is ours." Then we all sand a song for our Chiertain, That echoed o'er river and lea, And the stars on our banners shone brighter, When Sherman marched down to the sea. And the stars on our banners shone brighter, When Sherman marched down to the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Ahh, he's only a pariah to you because he loves me more than he does you. You're just jealous. No jealousy involved... as they say, love thy self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 This is almost close to interesting and all but i for one could go without the middle aged sex chatline that seems to evolve whenever someone of the female gender shows up if there are 3 or more "men" over 30. Is this a contest to see who can be the most disgustingly cute, or perhaps a test to prove ones total lack of getting any? Either way i blame the gnome , sure they look all nice and cute, but when you stop drinking for a few hours their tune changes mighty quick! [ March 13, 2003, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Gaylord Focker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Ahh, he's only a pariah to you because he loves me more than he does you. You're just jealous. No jealousy involved... as they say, love thy self </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I don't need to know what you do in front of the computer when no one is watching. [/QB]Komputer is watching. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I don't need to know what you do in front of the computer when no one is watching.Can I borrow a towel? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Jimmy Joe Boggs, you are clearly delusional. No doubt partially due to the lobotomy, and partially to breathing that swamp gas. My dear Berlichtingen: The nip of an Illinois frost has apparently frozen solid the 12 lbs of earwax you have collected over the past 107 years. What I said was: I' ve got a bottle in front of me and been catching fat bass To further disprove your claim, I would NEVER use the word partially TWICE in the same sentence! By the way, nice marching song. I didn't notice any Florida cities mentioned. Coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I don't need to know what you do in front of the computer when no one is watching.Can I borrow a towel? Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I don't need to know what you do in front of the computer when no one is watching.Can I borrow a towel? Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Papa Lazarou: Puts out cigarette. Sips wine. Glances around. Thinks: 'Intriguing board...intriguing.' Scratches head. Thinks: 'Is sleep a glimpse of death?' Points skywards, burbles inanely about UFOs for precisely fourteen seconds. Quiet now. Mumbles incantations. Puts down glass. Lights cigarette. Thinks: 'I'll be back.' Closes door as he leaves for bed. In the distance the stilted sounds of ghost stories being told around the dying embers of a campfire. Did someone say wine? A nice red fruity one hopefully. oh Rioja eh! Not my fav but I'm not one to complain.. *Sips wine* hmmmmm quite nice really. Now where was I? Oh yeah... you really shouldn't smoke so much, it kills the taste buds... But then of course, you're here, and even intend to return so guess you know that already.. Drink up Sir, tis gonna be a long night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: ewwww! I didn't need that mental image!!!! ewww! ewwww! EWWWWWWW! I don't need to know what you do in front of the computer when no one is watching. *shudders* You have an affliction to paint then Moraine? funny how some people connect sitting in front of the computer with there own fav pastime.. Still, touching up ones miniatures can be messy, so the confusion is understandable really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: You have an affliction to paint then Moraine? funny how some people connect sitting in front of the computer with there own fav pastime.. Still, touching up ones miniatures can be messy, so the confusion is understandable really. Droll. Very droll. heh But if you truly paint miniatures, you oughta post up some picks of them somewhere. I never developed a talent for painting on canvas. Only ceramics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Still, touching up ones miniatures can be messyTo all those poolers who have recently been afflicted with a curious desire not to sleep perchance to dream, the inkling that maybe now would be a good time to fall off the wagon, or just the sudden overwhelming urge to scoop out their own eyeballs with a spoon to stop THE PAIN THE PAIN, let me just offer one little word of explanation for the above sentence. Seanachai = miniature. There. No charge. No need to thank me. I'll just wait till the screamin' dies down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I don't need to know what you do in front of the computer when no one is watching.Can I borrow a towel? Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Droll. Very droll. heh But if you truly paint miniatures, you oughta post up some picks of them somewhere. I never developed a talent for painting on canvas. Only ceramics. Ermmmmmmmm I was referring to Berli and his pastime not mine... Me, well I just sit here and ponder mostly. Brain dead you know, tis painful at times, stops one from sleeping. But I find it more pleasing to sit in front of my comp rambling till sleep comes, than join the rest of the Zombies out there. BTW.... Just for you Nice eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Excuse me, I was looking for THE PENG THREAD , you know the MBT . My God what has happened here? I feel like Lord Chauncey is going to come bouncing ever so lightly up to sip his Chardonay and powder his nose before heading off to touch-up his miniatures. Listen up all Sissies: SOD OFF! This is the MBT. Where are the Guardians that have allowed this to happen. The Peng Thread is about CHALLENGES. Insult, berate, cajole, belittle, bemoan, bother, irritate, isolate, inebriate....anyway you get the idea. If there be any more "Lovey-Dovey" stuff posted on this Most Sacred of Threads without immediate and complete rebuke by the "Ancient Ones", then I will proceed to proclaim the deathknell of a once feared and respected thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: I wonder what his defense will be to those charges. As long as we don’t have to see the, err...’summation”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: If there be any more "Lovey-Dovey" stuff posted on this Most Sacred of Threads without immediate and complete rebuke by the "Ancient Ones", then I will proceed to proclaim the deathknell of a once feared and respected thread. SSN...***snigger***...proclaiming the death...***snort***...of the MBT (and it’ll be there)... hahahahahahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Ermmmmmmmm I was referring to Berli and his pastime not mine...Now Emma, she was probably confused by your obscure reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: http://www.nwherald.com/images/test/templars.jpg Nice eh? Templeis? You too? konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Excuse me, I was looking for THE PENG THREAD , you know the MBT . My God what has happened here? I feel like Lord Chauncey is going to come bouncing ever so lightly up to sip his Chardonay and powder his nose before heading off to touch-up his miniatures. Listen up all Sissies: SOD OFF! This is the MBT. Where are the Guardians that have allowed this to happen. The Peng Thread is about CHALLENGES. Insult, berate, cajole, belittle, bemoan, bother, irritate, isolate, inebriate....anyway you get the idea. If there be any more "Lovey-Dovey" stuff posted on this Most Sacred of Threads without immediate and complete rebuke by the "Ancient Ones", then I will proceed to proclaim the deathknell of a once feared and respected thread. Awww go boil your head in a pan of boiling hot Vegemite.. Coming in here shouting and screaming like a bitch who's forgotton to take the meds will get you nowhere fast.. Trust me, I should know..... Now where's did I leave that HRT? Ahhhhhh that's better.... BTW JimBob I like a man who's not afraid to show his feminine side, as long as he doesn't want to borrow my Rouge then it's ok by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Droll. Very droll. heh But if you truly paint miniatures, you oughta post up some picks of them somewhere. I never developed a talent for painting on canvas. Only ceramics. Ermmmmmmmm I was referring to Berli and his pastime not mine... Me, well I just sit here and ponder mostly. Brain dead you know, tis painful at times, stops one from sleeping. But I find it more pleasing to sit in front of my comp rambling till sleep comes, than join the rest of the Zombies out there. BTW.... Just for you Nice eh? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Wow, who boiled YK2's turnip ? Oh it was the shallow side of Wade's gene pool.... If you realy want to impress me, go find the fountain of yute, it was supposed to be in your state right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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