Bigduke6 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Go Commies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Originally posted by Sickie: After the barbarian hordes from the east levelled a tactically utter insignificant structure in their alchohol inflicted blind rage, a fine german soldier, proud to be given the honor of operating such a superior piece of equipment as the shiny XXXX which was entrusted to his gentle care, fired with willfull determination on a bundle of rags scrounging through some woods. The muscleflash lit up, reflecting on the regular and amazingly white teeth. This made the straight lines which made out his face stand out even better as he reflected over the loving hands back home who, enriched by endless waves of strife for perfection produced not only this outstanding weapon and ammunition but also his Iron Will which he could feel glowing inside. I'll bet Iron Will was enjoying himself too..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Wait...This is not AAR....this is some kind of Peng....We want pictures.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 The pictures will follow after the Red Army's glorious victory. Patience, comrades. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickie Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 I do have the private photo-albums of Iron Will from the good ole days when Ernst Rohm was still alive and kicking. Their nature makes me a bit reluctant to post them however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Originally posted by ParaBellum: Patience, comrades. :eek: , 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuirassier Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 "The pictures will follow after the Red Army's glorious victory. Patience, comrades." You should post as you go, to prevent the inevitable Red Army bias that will occur if you post only after the match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 For sure. The Reds will shoot Iron Will for Anti-socialist tendencies if they capture him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Indeed. As well as shooting anything that moves. And anything that could move. And a lot of stuff that doesn't move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuirassier Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 "Indeed. As well as shooting anything that moves. And anything that could move. And a lot of stuff that doesn't move." Does that list include your own men if they retreat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 That includes my own men even if they advance if those bastards don't show enough spirit when charging the enemy. Or if they get a bit unlucky while following my arty barrage. Yes, it takes a brave man to be a coward in the Red Army. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickie Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 Since the troops got the impression that the reds are acting against their own interest in throwing away their glorious future in the agricultural enterprises of the Reich our intention is now to exterminate them all! Just as the helmets are fastened, the weapons are cocked and warm hugs are exchanged to wish eachother luck on the battlefield another enemy is suddenly upon us. The scies tear open, the earth raises itself in fountains and the trees spontaniously burst into splinters. This is not the human enemy we know we have the edge on, these are all the elements turning against our forces and make the foxholes swing back and forth like ships in a storm. Destined as we are to face epic strugles, the men brace themselfs for the demons unleashed by the underworld only finding comfort in the knowlodge that our enemy will be instantly wiped away by this inferno... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Don't know how the battle is going, but I really appreciated the title of the thread. That was one, ummmm, peculiar movie. Good luck to both players. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoffel Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 File!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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