Gaylord Focker Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: I WANT MORE GAMES!! FIGHT ME, ALL OF YOU!!! Very well puss-nuts - send me a setup. I've almost ercovered from "play testing" Mistress Poorpiss's 2nd scenario - it would've ended earlier but neither myself nor my estemed opponent were ever in a hury to actually open teh god-awful piece of carp!! So beware - I'm angry, uptight, and completely incompetant! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Thank God this thread is on a second page. If I had to look at that Vanilla Ice picture one more time......it would have been GARARRAGGAGGARGRGARGRGRAGAGARGRA :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: time. And don't even think about it Bone_Muncher. Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 OMFG, been lurking around over on the General Forum...it's getting uglier and uglier everyday. At least here, with the mold on the walls, the stale waffles and cheap domestic beer all is good. Aaahhh!!! Now get off your double-wide arses you bunch of slack-jawed, spunk monkeys and send them turns out. As it stands: Looks like I will be picking out a wedding dress. Soddball do you mind if I don't wear white? I know it traditional and all, but well, there have been others. Dave H , come on there buddy. You are begining to make MasterGoodale look good...SEND A FECKIN TURN! Setup is away to Becket . Axe2121 just a quick hint...M17s aren't as effective from 200+ meters. Tanklord (still not bolded even though I got ONE turn) got my uber-kitty whilst losing a tin-can T-34. Maybe he really is the TANKLORD? Nah, just a lucky SOB with Ruskie SP(?)s. And in a truly riveting game against a hemaphroditic Penger I have been ruling the battlefield since turn 10. 7 more turns before game ends, I expect the half-ass gamey flag rush in about 5 turns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Mike_the_wino and I are starting to consolodate our positions in Sockpuppet's latest gem, "Island in the Sun". Although I am getting concerned about the number of little vehicles he's driving all over the place. It's starting to look like a Shriner's convention. Cheers, Jason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Mike_the_wino and I are starting to consolodate our positions in Sockpuppet's latest gem, "Island in the Sun". Although I am getting concerned about the number of little vehicles he's driving all over the place. It's starting to look like a Shriner's convention. Cheers, Jason Are they doing synchronized figure 8s? Is there a mod so all his guys have on a fez, and all of them have bellies so wide they hang off both sides of the vehicle? Mike the weiner, I'll get a turn to you tonight. Last night was a delightful evening of Form 1040s, Schedule Es, bizarre depreciation computations, and much crying. Soddball, I'll set up a QB tonight and send it to you. Be prepared to witness my tactical incompetence in all its glory. Any preferences I should know about? Only about CMBB, please. A quick question to the lowlifes who frequent the MasterGoodMoldyVomitSlowTurnsDaleGRRRRRRR threads? What's the significance of bolding names? Isn't that a carryover - more like a plague - from the Peng threads? I think it's funny to see the bolded names inside a quote which is completely bolded. Okay, back to the usual useless nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: A quick question to the lowlifes who frequent the MasterGoodMoldyVomitSlowTurnsDaleGRRRRRRR threads? What's the significance of bolding names? Isn't that a carryover - more like a plague - from the Peng threads? I think it's funny to see the bolded names inside a quote which is completely bolded. Okay, back to the usual useless nonsense. I rely on primarily to sift through the dross. I can't bear having to wade through 3 paragraphs of Mike the Wino's post, which is the literary equivalent of eating cardboard spaghetti. It's nice to be able to cut to the bit where I'm being insulted and leave it at that. In the Cesspool, you only get your name bolded once you have been a squire for a time and then become a 'kanigget'. Here, we are almost communist in our equality - everyone gets bolded, if we remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: I rely on primarily to sift through the dross. I can't bear having to wade through 3 paragraphs of Mike the Wino's post, which is the literary equivalent of eating cardboard spaghetti. It's nice to be able to cut to the bit where I'm being insulted and leave it at that.First of all, when you eliminate the dross, there's nothing left. Second, give me the cardboard spaghetti anytime over m t w posts. In the Cesspool, you only get your name bolded once you have been a squire for a time and then become a 'kanigget'. Here, we are almost communist in our equality - everyone gets bolded, if we remember.Or not bolded. Anything to be out of step with the majority. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 I agree with Soddball, anything that helps read less of what mike the wino posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sgt. Emren Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 WAKE UP, PISSANTS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Somebody better send me a setup quick, I'm in a bloody, molten, TNT chucking mood right now! I'll whip your ass anyway you want, 2000 pt. max. Come get some...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 A pox on the box of you lick-spittles, lackwits, sycophants and...oh, wait this isn't the GF. You guys want something interesting? Here Soddball (not bolded so that's harder to find when I am mentioning you and you have to read "the literary equivalent of eating cardboard spaghetti") you mentioned some Peng thing, what's that? Now you if you want the whole squire, kanigget thing, your at the wrong place. This the ALL-CONSUMING-FLAMING-FLYING-TNT-CHUCKIN-MUTHA-OF-ALL-THREATS * :mad: :mad: :mad: You actually want that whole neo-monarchy thing? Why don't just douse the place in Worchester sauce and call it "England"? We kicked yer limey arses back across the pond 400+ years ago, saved your ragged arses 60 years ago and barely tolerate your funny accent now only because we like Monty Python and even that is getting old. A hierarchy...PAH!!! I sez. I spits where I wanna spits and nobody, and I mean nobody, is gonna have a say about it.** * {now with more smileys} ** {the following is a list of people who actually DO have a say: the Police, IRS, my employer, landlord, the nice gal who makes my mocha in the morning, and anyone servng me acohol(can't rant at them..gets ya cut off dotcha know)} [ March 27, 2003, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Ah, mike, I'm glad you picked Gorbatov for our little soiree. Any map that has "Deadman's Lane" and starts out on fire is okay by me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Did Mike say something? I didn't read it because my name wasn't bolded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Mike, is that a picture of Soddball and his wheelbarrow-shaped balloon on your link? It says UK, so naturally I put 2 and 2 together ... And Soddball, the gist of mike's post was something or other, but I couldn't be bothered to remember any of it. I'm sure a nice marinara would have helped immensely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 + + + + BREAKING NEWS + + + + MasterGoodale breaks loose, makes dick of self in forum. How can he not miss this thread? Goodale, you chinchilla-fisting buffoon, it's as obvious as the overhang on your monobrow. Words in title: Cheery Waffles Goodale Pick yourself up a clue from the stack in the corner, and get me a turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 The thread wasn't on page one you half-brained excuse for a pile of snake ****! :mad: Now that you've all learned a good lesson you can let that thread drop off into sanity! :mad: My turns are AAAALLLLL coming out tonight and you maggots will wish like hell they hadn't when the psychotic TNT is raining down on your unsuspecting skulls!! :mad: GGRGGRGRGRGRAGRGRAGRGRAGRAGRAGRAGRGRGG!!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: The thread wasn't on page one you half-brained excuse for a pile of snake ****! :mad: Now that you've all learned a good lesson you can let that thread drop off into sanity! :mad: My turns are AAAALLLLL coming out tonight and you maggots will wish like hell they hadn't when the psychotic TNT is raining down on your unsuspecting skulls!! :mad: GGRGGRGRGRGRAGRGRAGRGRAGRAGRAGRAGRGRGG!!!! :mad: This thread has been on page one for the last three days. If you are so myopic and dense as to be unable to read, that's not my problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 He's claimed to be sending out turns for days, but still nothing. I think he's taking an Iraqi strategy, thinking that if he ignores me long enough, I'll go away. No such luck, Goodwhale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 MasterGoodale what the hell is going on in your addled noodle? How many thread titles have "Mold", "Waffle", "Goodale" and "Cheer" in the title? Egads yer daft laddy. If you play have as bad as you post can I get next game? I really need to rack up some wins to offset the taint of losing to Soddball. Dave H do I owe you a turn? I got the whole whining about taxes thing but that is hardly an excuse. You know they have these things called "computers"? These are really wonderful devices. In fact, this technology will allow me to put off filing MY taxes until after my return from Sin City this weekend. Yessiree, guys, gals, sheep-humpers, moose-shavers and moldy lumps I am off to the lose my cash in Las Vegas. Flying out Friday and back on Monday. For the dimwitted amongst you, all of you, this means NO TURNS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Mike, So what time will you be leaving? I want to coordinate with you so I can put my first "Where's my turn?" post up about 5 minutes after you leave your house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 For those who missed it in MasterGenitalfail's noxious post here is none other than Dave H's contribution to making me laugh out loud at work and getting some nasty looks: "While I'm sure we all support your interest in barnyard anatomy, could you be a bit more specific about what your latest rant is about? Is it: A. Sick daughter + vomit, or 2. Sick yourself + vomit, or III. Sick house + mold (vomit optional), or *. More photos from grandfather's camera (mold & vomit optional), or Omega. Inability to return a turn if your life depended on it? " Thanks Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 28, 2003 Author Share Posted March 28, 2003 :mad: :mad: :mad: Still no turn back from either Soddball or Growl Master Moldballs . Goodale, you shallow-end of the TNT pooler! I know I'm going to finish you off maggot and then you'll have to add me as a "Daddy", but chin up lad - you're not turning into "The Swamp Thing" anymore. Soddball, you requested, nay demanded, a setup - did it not darken your mailbox yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Okay, GasterDooMale, I received a turn from you on Tuesday night, and there was much rejoicing in the heavens. If only I would have looked at my e-mail last night instead of playing around with TurboTax. Now it's been almost 10 whole minutes since I sent it back to you. So (All together now) "Where's my turn??" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Hey meat-sack, stop pucking around the Forum and get me my turn. That's right, Dave H igh-on-something, my feckin TURN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Did Mike say something? I didn't read it because my name wasn't bolded. That would be because your name wasn't mentioned - only your status. I didn't know Oprah had a magazine Happy Duke - and I don't really care that I do know. You're right Snickers - I am incontinent - and that means I'm not full of faeces like you are. Send it on in Chocolate and peanut bar-boy - so far you're 2 for nought- I'm sure I can make it 3 without too much bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Did Becket actually use the word "soiree"? Next we will be having afternoon tea in the garden and calling each other "sir". Not on my watch, pansy-boy. Just send dem turns and toughen up. I know a skirt-wearing, fancy lad like yourself would rather be playing "Barbie" but that ain't happening in here. So grow a pair or go sodomize a goat. And yes Snotball your name was mentioned above. Should I go back and bold it so that your eyes, bleary and bloodshot from searching the web for goat porn til the wee hours of the morning, can find the reference to you without any trouble? Too bad. Not gonna do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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