**YK2** Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Down with the Justicar, for he is thr root cause of what ever we are upset about!!! Don't you mean YOU are upset... Tst Tst, taking Pengs name in vain and trying to out the Olde Ones will only make you feel much worse... And now you're trying to start a mutiny against Joe .. Don't make me angry gaylord, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Now be a good boy, and go emtpy the Cesspool.I think the fumes are getting to your brain, and what's more, the stench is almost unbearable, and I want to go for a swim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 YK2 , watch as i cast my summon Seanachai spell. Since you are a girl, when you play Dungeons and Dragons the only weapon you can use is the Broad Sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Also is that realy anyway to talk to the Dragon Highlord of this thread? Now go bake me some brownies! Ya! Joe Shaw can help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 At least when lenakonrad posts in an "altered state of consciousness" it's either mildly amusing or contains lots of penguins. Gaylord Focker is just an angry drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: At least when lenakonrad posts in an "altered state of consciousness" it's either mildly amusing or contains lots of penguins. Gaylord Focker is just an angry drunk. Altered State? Ha! As disturbing as you may find this, i have'nt had a beer in months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PondScum: At least when lenakonrad posts in an "altered state of consciousness" it's either mildly amusing or contains lots of penguins. Gaylord Focker is just an angry drunk. Altered State? Ha! As disturbing as you may find this, i have'nt had a beer in months! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Also is that realy anyway to talk to the Dragon Highlord of this thread?In your dreams gaylord.... Now go bake me some brownies! Ya! Joe Shaw can help! Shame on you gaylord... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Fair Emma A diamond's lot is to reflect the light It's shine is not it's own A diamond casts no light at night No different from a stone Fair Emma though will never fail To see what we cannot Her light shines bright, over hill and dale Even unto this lot So heed the words of wisdom fair Cast like pearls to the swine Her rage is as the Grizzly Bear Her smile like precious wine She comes, she goes, as she sees fit So if you're ever blue Know the darkness will be lit By the gentle YK2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Altered State? Ha! As disturbing as you may find this, i have'nt had a beer in months! I find this......deeply, deeply disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Altered State? Ha! As disturbing as you may find this, i have'nt had a beer in months!YK2 keeps herself busy by giving the MBT a late spring clean *I wish gaylord wouldn't keep leaving these empty meths bottles lying around* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Fair Emma A diamond's lot is to reflect the light It's shine is not it's own A diamond casts no light at night No different from a stone Fair Emma though will never fail To see what we cannot Her light shines bright, over hill and dale Even unto this lot So heed the words of wisdom fair Cast like pearls to the swine Her rage is as the Grizzly Bear Her smile like precious wine She comes, she goes, as she sees fit So if you're ever blue Know the darkness will be lit By the gentle YK2 *Sniff* That was beautiful Sir Boggs .. [serious] Thanks for making my night [/serious] Now go pour me a glass of precious wine while I read your words again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Fair Emma A diamond's lot is to reflect the blight It's whine is it's own A diamond costs not light at sight No different from a ho. Herr Emma though will ever fail To be what we cannot Her light flickers right, over mill and ale Even unto this blotch So weed the herbs of wisdom flair Cats like pearls too and wine Her age is as the Grizzly Bear Her smell like cheap wine She comes, she hoes, as she sees it So if you're ever blue Know the scottish will be kilt By the gentile King of England Bravo Boggs ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Altered State? Ha! As disturbing as you may find this, i have'nt had a beer in months! I find this......deeply, deeply disturbing. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Fair Emma A diamond's lot is to reflect the blight It's whine is it's own A diamond costs not light at sight No different from a ho. Herr Emma though will ever fail To be what we cannot Her light flickers right, over mill and ale Even unto this blotch So weed the herbs of wisdom flair Cats like pearls too and wine Her age is as the Grizzly Bear Her smell like cheap wine She comes, she hoes, as she sees it So if you're ever blue Know the scottish will be kilt By the gentile King of England Bravo Boggs ! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Yeah, you gave the Lawyer a corny sig line, and the Tooth Fairy grumbled about being old and took a nap or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Fair Emma A diamond's lot is to reflect the blight It's whine is it's own A diamond costs not light at sight No different from a ho. Herr Emma though will ever fail To be what we cannot Her light flickers right, over mill and ale Even unto this blotch So weed the herbs of wisdom flair Cats like pearls too and wine Her age is as the Grizzly Bear Her smell like cheap wine She comes, she hoes, as she sees it So if you're ever blue Know the scottish will be kilt By the gentile King of England Oh gaylord you know me so well... Flattery will get you nowhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Altered State? Ha! As disturbing as you may find this, i have'nt had a beer in months! Then what's your excuse? Massaging your skull with a circus mallet again? Practicing Tantrum Yoga? (That's when you hold your breath until God gives you your way.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Remember what happened to you when you messed around with the Devil and a Lawyer, Gaylord? This is going to be far worse. I can't look... . . . . . . . Yes I can. {Lars pulls up a chair, cracks a fresh brew, and prepares to watch the festivities...}Sorry to spoil the festivities Lars but personal attacks by gaylord fail to phase me. You see, I don't know him, or vice versa.. So he can call me every name in the book should he feel the need, no skin off my nose.. On the other hand... mess with any of my friends or family and he will indeed live to regret it.. Still.. enjoy your brew and have one for me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Lars , you would never make a good Panzer Leader i see........ yk2 will be glowing for quite awhile from that tripe that Jim Boggs no doubt has used on other chicks, probably around closing time at the local meat market i would assume. y2k (is there any way i can make the letters smaller?) i'm glad you did not take what i said all too persoanly since i do not know you and vice versa, but it would do you some good in the future to apply some consistancy in that the Jim Bogg's of the world do not know you and vice versa either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 y2k, check out the army of one and his 50 fiances thread in the General Forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: <font size=-1> Pondscum, I'm ready for my regular beating. Are you up to handing out ANOTHER thrashing ? Do I have to really get hatefull, or will you just send a setup ?</font>You are in luck, young one. Mouse is too busy squeaking to advance his 23 tanks, dalem has lost his way to Stalingrad (hint: it's the big burning thing on the horizon), Papa Khann has run out of both clanketty things and turns, and chrisl is still afeared of my fanatical Italians. In short, my inbox is EMPTY. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: You are in luck, young one. Mouse is too busy squeaking to advance his 23 tanksJust playing road warrior for a bit... My 23 ubermousenpansers are on the march... as are your unterscummenschen, but I didn't expect both of us to be heading in the same direction... Now I know why the Russian uniforms are brown. It hides the loose bowels better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: dalem has lost his way to Stalingrad Ye gods, I'm still playing BB games? Send a turn please. I thought I had evacuated all my turns properly. except for OGSF, who finally sent me one. Grrr. Must finish up BB forthwith, chop chop people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Fair Emma A diamond's lot is to reflect the blight It's whine is it's own A diamond costs not light at sight No different from a ho. Herr Emma though will ever fail To be what we cannot Her light flickers right, over mill and ale Even unto this blotch So weed the herbs of wisdom flair Cats like pearls too and wine Her age is as the Grizzly Bear Her smell like cheap wine She comes, she hoes, as she sees it So if you're ever blue Know the scottish will be kilt By the gentile King of England Bravo Boggs ! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: in that the Jim Bogg's of the world do not know you and vice versa either. The people I'm referring to, do indeed know me and I them, so don't go twisting my words and take things out of context.. In simple terms just for you.. You and your little friend set me up gaylord.. or at least you tried to...... well sorry but I don't come here to listen to the foul mouthed abuse that you seem to have in abundance. You have a real big chip on your shoulder about something, and I'm sorry you feel it neccessary to take whatever it is that's bugging you out on everyone who crosses your path... I (like the best of them) can use sarcasm, and I like to think a little wit when posting. At times (I accept) that maybe some things I post to a particular person may just be a little too close for comfort, there is no way of knowing exactly what's going on in that persons life at that time but my aim has never been to hurt anyone by making things personal... If I hurt you in anything I said them I apologise, but if you read through my posts to you then you will see they were meant with humour, not an outright attempt to hit out at you in anyway I can. So what if Jim Boggs writes a poem that makes me feel good and gives my ego a boost.. Why should that bother you so much that you feel the need to take that away from me?? Enquiring minds want to know.. That's it really.. I will not be dragged into the web you are weaving so consider this my last response.. And I suggest you ignore my posts from now on, as I will yours.. I certainly wont be replying to ANYTHING you have to say in future so kindly keep me out of your battle for self destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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