Lars Posted July 7, 2003 Author Share Posted July 7, 2003 Only in Minnesota. Other, lesser places like, say, Ohio for instance, you would get the odd case of "road rage". i.e. two slack-jawed yokels arguing over who had the right-of-way on the one lane dirt road and ramming their rusted Chevys and Fords into each other. Here in Minnesota, we just had our first case of "boat rage". Poor beggar drowned. Turns out tonight. Unless I go boating again... SSN Hint Of The Day: Revenge is sweet, get some. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: I shall now light the scented candles to mask the fetid stench from my regions most nether... I apologize for posting this again, but I really, really want to help dear Hiram. Ahem... The scented candles are a good idea, Hiram old sod, but only if used properly. Light them and then place them on the floor. Next, squat over them. I realize that this might sting a little bit, but you need to do this to experience the full effect. There's always the possibility that, because of your genetic predisposition towards an orangutan, you may go up like a Roman candle. But it's all for the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: When the significant other is walking like a gunfighter, she can thank you.She probably walks that way because she pulled a muscle after kneeing you repeatedly in the groin. That would also explain why she hasn't bothered returning a file in quite some time. The moral of the story is: Yankees are bad influences. Take no chances, and shoot on sight. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Hiram Do you go around waving bottles of water in front of thirsty people? Do you eat cake in front of starving children? Do you post romantic interludes that can be read by Lt Hortlund? Do you get my drift? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Hiram Do you go around waving bottles of water in front of thirsty people? Do you eat cake in front of starving children? Do you post romantic interludes that can be read by Lt Hortlund? Do you get my drift? Jim, why don't you try dabbling in politics? Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Hiram Do you go around waving bottles of water in front of thirsty people? Why, yes. Yes, he does. Do you eat cake in front of starving children? Does the Pope wear a tall hat? Do you post romantic interludes that can be read by Lt Hortlund?Read? Yes. Understood? Eh... Do you get my drift? Inasmuch as I used to play left drift in high school, I would have to say ...no. What are you nattering on about now, you flummoxed Floridiot? p.s. Hows the website coming along MrSpkr? Run out of Crayolas and Colorforms yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: p.s. Hows the website coming along MrSpkr? Run out of Crayolas and Colorforms yet? The fingerpaints and MagnaDoodle you suggested aren't translating to well to an electronic media. In the meantime, I am working on something slightly more modern involving chalk, kerosene, and lighterfluid. Steve [ July 07, 2003, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: In the meantime, I am working on something slightly more modern involving chalk, kerosene, and lighterfluid. Steve MrSpkr I would suggest you be careful with that concoction. That has the same ingredients as the one Boo_Radley uses for hemorrhoid removal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Ahem... The scented candles are a good idea, Hiram old sod, but only if used properly. Light them and then place them on the floor. Next, squat over them. I realize that this might sting a little bit, but you need to do this to experience the full effect. MrSpkr As you can clearly see in this previous post, the Ohideous One has tried playing proctologist with Hiram as well. Be very careful in dealing with this character! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Buggs, I wish upon you a proctologist with poor depth perception. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Buggs, I wish upon you a proctologist with poor depth perception. This stunning excerpt From "How Boo Spent His Summer vacation" has been brought to you by Tide. Steve [ July 07, 2003, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Ah Boo,Boo,Boo,Boo,Boo,Boo,Boo Notice how when you say it, it sounds just like the reaction one has from reading one of your posts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Bah, once again those Katzenjammer Kids, JIMBOggs and MrSpnkr show their true colors: Fawn yellow and puce (not that there's anything wrong with that). They mince around, giggling like little school girls, slamming their betters when they would REALLY prefer to be playing squat tag in an asparagus patch. But, I guess it's to be expected. They are after all from the south. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: They mince around, slamming their betters And exactly how does this relate to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 All turns up and out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: I've been knee deep in nookie for the last two months. I've been wading in the womanly well of goodness and lapping at the lake of labia punch. Aaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: That is...I'm free until the man of the house tracks me down again. Then I shall be pounded once again...and again...and again by his ICBM of Love +3. Ye gods...somebody help me!!! Now I truly know what the inside of Hell's grease trap looks like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: That is...I'm free until the man of the house tracks me down again. Then I shall be pounded once again...and again...and again by his ICBM of Love +3. Ye gods...somebody help me!!! Now I truly know what the inside of Hell's grease trap looks like. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 Speaking of which, Study reveals world's most jealous men It reveals that Brazilian men are the most jealous; Swedish men and women are more concerned about sex than any other nation, and Japan is the least jealous country. Maybe we should send them the Lt. Hortlund files for conformation. SSN Hint Of The Day: Borrow money from your mother-in-law. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Thanks for that visual, dalem. I hope Seanachai gets drunk and passes out at your place again. Steve Give me a break, I get back from vacation and my "wee oculairrs" are confronted by the equivalent of a "Dear Penthouse Forum" letter penned by a retarded cave ape. Speaking of which, the few folks I owe turns to will be getting them as soon as I feel like it, never fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 "Calling Australia, come in Australia!....Sir, I am getting no response" "Keep trying man, we've got to find out what happened!" "Australia, calling Australia, come in Please" Boggs was puzzled, the images from the TV transmitter were stark and vivid. deserted streets, not a soul in sight, flags flying at half mast. What could have happened! There had been no contact for over 24 hours and tension was running high. "Sir, I think I've got something" "Put it on the monitor" The image of an Australian newspaper filled the screen, the headline said it all: National Day of Mourning Announced Beer Truck Overturns causing the loss of over 2,000 cases of Beer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: National Day of Mourning Announced Beer Truck Overturns causing the loss of over 2,000 cases of Beer Asked to comment, Aussie Noba could only stare blankly at the camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Asked to comment, Aussie Noba could only stare blankly at the camera. He does look a little parched... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Asked to comment, Aussie Noba could only stare blankly at the camera. *Sniff* You can see the pain in his eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Ahem. I was at a dance when she caught my eye She was all alone looking sad and shyyy-eye-eye We began to dance swayin' to and fro-o-oo-whoah-whoah And soon I knew I just had to let her know Blame it on the Aussie Noba! that she did so well Blame it on the Aussie Noba! with its magic spell It all began with just one little dance But soon it ended up a big romance Blame it on the Aussie Noba! The dance of Love! Thank you, good night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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