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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout:

Here you go, off in the grass and everything. 030660.JPG

These photo's are of an infantry battalion in my brigade, the photo's of our cav troop won't post here for some reason.

Yeah, but he looks like he is lying next to a patio Don't you have any woods up there that doesn't have any concrete nearby? </font>
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Originally posted by SirReal:

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This is me during sniper training. See? They actually trusted me with a weapon!

And promptly told you to get lost.

What a shocker.

Did they gave you a compass too? Or did you have to find your own way back by feeling for moss on the north side of stoats?

SSN Hint Of The Day: Cover up your mistakes and pass the blame.

Now sod off.

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Originally posted by Lars:

And promptly told you to get lost.

What a shocker.

Did they gave you a compass too? Or did you have to find your own way back by feeling for moss on the north side of stoats?

I knew there was something fishy going on when everybody but me got a ride back to town. And now that I think about it, that compass smelled slightly of glue, and didn't wobble at all.

/SirReal

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

Thanks SirReal, now I have to find something nice to say.. ummmm, I think the Swedish Bikini team is great, they really are, see...

That team is kind of a letdown to a real swede, since they're a bit below the usual standards we are accustomed to. Not bad, you understand, just a bit, well, too plastic.

Anyway, stop saying nice things and check your mail instead. I shall expect turn #1 on my return from the shopping mall.

/SirReal

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Originally posted by SirReal:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout:

Thanks SirReal, now I have to find something nice to say.. ummmm, I think the Swedish Bikini team is great, they really are, see...

That team is kind of a letdown to a real swede, since they're a bit below the usual standards we are accustomed to. Not bad, you understand, just a bit, well, too plastic.

Anyway, stop saying nice things and check your mail instead. I shall expect turn #1 on my return from the shopping mall.

/SirReal </font>

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Originally posted by Goanna:

<font size=-1>Each of you has likely fallen prey to my cunning plan (yes, yes, it was named a weasel) of feinting for nearly ten months and have surrendered to me, no?</font>

Er, no. You just slither over the Bering Straits on your three remaining legs (doesn't the fourth one grow back?) and buy yourself a new CMBB-capable laptop, gecko-boy. There'll be a ten-month old turn waiting in your inbox when you get there.

PS Glad to see that the "FREE BEER!" trick can raise the dead.

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Originally posted by SirReal:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SirReal:

I shall expect turn #1 on my return from the shopping mall.

/SirReal

You are such a girl. </font>
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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

***[bOOT}*** ... lesson one point one lad, MORE CLASS, LESS CRASS. Remember that we are here with the forebearance of BFC and while we may tread UPON the line we attempt to avoid CROSSING it.

Oh, all right... grumble

Didn't you get the essay? Perhaps it was a mistake to print a large picture of Sir Noo Straddley on the front page. Your dog might have found it, and who knows what would happen to it then. ('It' referring to the dog or the essay, take your pick).

/SirReal

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Hmmm, no posts for about 2 hours now. Sir Real must be really engrossed in the new Ace of Base cassette he picked up at the MALL. Either that, or he is trying to figure out why the trees keep exploding around his troops. Yes, it is a busy day in the workers socialist democratic republic, or whatever name Sweden is going by now. First a trip to the MALL, then a homework assignment from his sugar daddy. Wow, will you need a nap after all the excitement Slurp Riddle? You didn't, by chance, pick up a bar of soap at the MALL did you?

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

Hmmm, no posts for about 2 hours now. Sir Real must be really engrossed in the new Ace of Base cassette he picked up at the MALL. Either that, or he is trying to figure out why the trees keep exploding around his troops. Yes, it is a busy day in the workers socialist democratic republic, or whatever name Sweden is going by now. First a trip to the MALL, then a homework assignment from his sugar daddy. Wow, will you need a nap after all the excitement Slurp Riddle? You didn't, by chance, pick up a bar of soap at the MALL did you?

No, no, that won't do at all. Try to put some spirit into it! These half-witted attempts at taunting really doesn't become you at all.

Unlike you, I post when I think I have something funny, witty or even interesting to post. Or when I feel I should reply to somefink. Not just to prove that my internet connection is still working, like you seem to be doing.

By the way, killing trees, while you might think it looks pretty, actually won't give you any points towards a victory. Just a friendly tip.

/SirReal

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You can't fool me, I know you have enlisted the trees onto your side, they have the same general intelligence as you, and they fit nicely into the hive mind.

Now, be a good boy and send me a turn.

There we go, internet is still active...

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

You can't fool me, I know you have enlisted the trees onto your side, they have the same general intelligence as you, and they fit nicely into the hive mind.

Now, be a good boy and send me a turn.

There we go, internet is still active...

Much better, and check your mail, you squatter over other peoples potties.

/SirReal

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

By all means stick to your guns, assuming that your congenital lack of manual dexterity (damn opposable thumbs are so tricky aren't they?)

ENOUGH!!!

Joe Shaw

Can we have a ruling on the use of this worn-out, dilapidated, dead horse? I'm talking the ever popular overuse of the term:

opposable thumbs.

While your at it, how about putting:

prehensile tail

on the list as well.

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Originally posted by SirReal:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout:

You can't fool me, I know you have enlisted the trees onto your side, they have the same general intelligence as you, and they fit nicely into the hive mind.

Now, be a good boy and send me a turn.

There we go, internet is still active...

Much better, and check your mail, you squatter over other peoples potties.

/SirReal </font>

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout:

By all means stick to your guns, assuming that your congenital lack of manual dexterity (damn opposable thumbs are so tricky aren't they?)

ENOUGH!!!

Joe Shaw

Can we have a ruling on the use of this worn-out, dilapidated, dead horse? I'm talking the ever popular overuse of the term:

opposable thumbs.

While your at it, how about putting:

prehensile tail

on the list as well. </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Always happy to oblige.

Joe

That's what I like to see, Quick Response Time.

HOWEVER:

I see the confusion.

As your thumb and your tail have been connected since birth, the concept of the request was beyond your means to understand.

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

Grownups usually use the word "toilets" Slit Ripple.

Yes. I know. Thats why I avoided it when adressing your personal dishygiene habits. Oh, and all that tree bashing you've done has finally paid off. Yes, I admit it. You have caused three (3) casualties so far. Really, try to anticipate where my troops will move, rather than making pretty pictures in the landscape with craters.

/SirReal

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