Lars Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: uncompromising, stunning and dare I say, an avant-garde tour de force of exquisite ART that takes me breath away with each offering.A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. You talking about your ale house again? In other news: Sadly, I have to say that that pillar of Aussiedom (or is that Aussie dumb? Ah heck, same thing, really), Noba has been foiled again in his attempt to beat me like a red headed step child. Yes, even with the aid of many, many really scary Tigers, his jack-booted thugs were no match for my wily peasant army. As a matter of fact, his attack was so...so...namby-pamby-girlified that over half of my troops never even got the opportunity to fire a shot. They just sat there in there foxholes saying, "Zo, vat are de Cherman's do-ink, Comrade?" "Not much, Tovarish." Sad, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenGriffon Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 I swear this is true.....I just found out today that there's an employee in my company whose name is 'Long Peng'. Just thought I would share that with you all. GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by GreenGriffon: I swear this is true.....I just found out today that there's an employee in my company whose name is 'Long Peng'. Just thought I would share that with you all. GG The name the cannibals of New Guinea used for human meat was Long Pig ... make of it what you will. Now SOD OFF! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Scum Baggs finally reined in his exhausted steed. His escape had been miraculous and now he was free again to ply his evil trade. He dismounted and walked up to a large sign: Welcome to Oklahoma Then he remembered, the law was GONE! There was no one left to defend the honor of this "Land Where the Wind Never Sets". An evil laugh resounded thru the countryside and small animals and birds stirred up quite a ruckus in their frantic attempts to get away. "Oklahoma...my NEW homa...HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Welcome to Oklahoma i MET A CHICK FROM oKLAHOMA ONCE. sHE BANGED A BUM IN A DUMPSTER. sHE WAS ICKY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Welcome to Oklahoma i MET A CHICK FROM oKLAHOMA ONCE. sHE BANGED A BUM IN A DUMPSTER. sHE WAS ICKY. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 In other news: Noba has been foiled again. Sad, really. [/QB]Whats sad is everyone else beats you, so I just felt that you needed a break from your lashings. Anyway, how was I to know that in the game of rock, paper scissors that is CM, a captured stug can take out 2 Tigers ? Rigged it is. And mines can be moved by the defender to magically appear UNDER a stationary Tiger after two turns ! Feh. Noba. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Scum Baggs finally reined in his exhausted steed. His escape had been miraculous and now he was free again to ply his evil trade. He dismounted and walked up to a large sign: Welcome to Oklahoma Then he remembered, the law was GONE! There was no one left to defend the honor of this "Land Where the Wind Never Sets". An evil laugh resounded thru the countryside and small animals and birds stirred up quite a ruckus in their frantic attempts to get away. "Oklahoma...my NEW homa...HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" I don't know why they let you back in. Surely your keyboard is all gummed up now. I need an opponent. You'll do. Send me a creative setup. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 McLurkur is just McLurking around in his Kilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: McLurkur is just McLurking around in his Kilt. That is the ugliest woman I've ever seen. SSN Hint Of The Day: Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: {image snipped in the name of Public Health} McLurkur is just McLurking around in his Kilt. Okay, now this is ... this is just WRONG! I mean it's wrong on so many levels that I can't count them and I have my shoes and socks off right now. My Gawd ... it looks like dalem on a bad day ... a bad day of dumpster diving with chicks from Oklahoma! Joe p.s. AND I have to play AussieJeff ... Berli did you switch a Monday with a Friday by mistake or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: {image snipped at the insistence of the Department of Homeland Security} McLurkur is just McLurking around in his Kilt. This is what it looks like when you let your inner Croda out. Don't make me do it again... Lurk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Lurkur: This is what it looks like when you let your inner Croda out. Don't make me do it again... Lurk SWEET MOSES IN A PRAM! If you let out your inner Croda, it's sort of like Pandora's Box. But without the laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Come and listen to my story bout a man named Steve Poor lawyer type, had nothin up his sleeve The one day he was shootin at some food when up from the ground came a bubblin crude Oil that is, Black Gold, Okie Tea Well the first thing ya know ole Steve's a millionaire Kin folk said, Steve, move away from here said the Big City is the place you oughta be So he loaded up the truck and moved to Muskogee Oklahoma that is, indoor plumbing, runnin water Episode One-Steve is introduced to the complex world of "flush toilets". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Okay, now this is ... this is just WRONG! I mean it's wrong on so many levels that I can't count them and I have my shoes and socks off right now. So, that means you're at work, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Okay, now this is ... this is just WRONG! I mean it's wrong on so many levels that I can't count them and I have my shoes and socks off right now. So, that means you're at work, huh? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Okay, now this is ... this is just WRONG! I mean it's wrong on so many levels that I can't count them and I have my shoes and socks off right now. So, that means you're at work, huh? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Yep, when I'm not on the road I work out of an office in my basement ... Business Casual takes on a WHOLE 'nother meaning. Joe inserts toothbrush into ear to begin scrubbing away at image in brain... Stop it, Joe. You'll scare the Squires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: McLenakonrad....kind of reminds me of someone.... That so Me.. gay ,proud and brave as lion... sir konrad </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: McLenakonrad....kind of reminds me of someone.... That so Me.. gay ,proud and brave as lion... sir konrad </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: McLenakonrad....kind of reminds me of someone.... That so Me.. gay ,proud and brave as lion... sir konrad </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: ( Machos clutch their throats ,spit blood ,and die) Sir konrad Sir konrad I have that same problem with Nachos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: ( Machos clutch their throats ,spit blood ,and die) Sir konrad Sir konrad I have that same problem with Nachos </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: ( Machos clutch their throats ,spit blood ,and die) Sir konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF PS:I see Tibet with the binoculars of the people. Why, the last time I was called 'macho'... Actually, I don't think I've ever been called macho. A biker once called me 'sensitive and insightful'. And a bouncer in a south Florida redneck bar (one of the Crown Lounges, for you lot of bollocks who come from that area) told me that I was 'wonderfully empathic, with a keen grasp of human weakness and frailty'. But I simply can't remember being called 'macho'. A lot of it's the 'height' issue, of course. My height, besides preventing me from ever owning land in Russia as one of the feudal nobility, has led to a general lacuna of 'macho' type descriptions being directed my way. Still, at least I don't sit around drinking 'pink squirrels' and 'gin rickies' and other such slop as favoured by Lars (the Gary Shandling of Minnesota). Not to mention being twice the man of any of you lot, for that matter. The gods graced me with a keen and agile wit, not to mention an intellect that makes me simply tower over the lot of you. Truly, if brains were testosterone, I'd be Ivan Skavinsky Skavar, and you lot would be guarding a low rent harem somewhere for a third rate sheikh, who couldn't afford really 'manly' eunuchs. Ah, well, it's my great intellect that allows me to hold even you lot of slack pillocks in my heart. Aren't you grateful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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