Username Posted August 31, 2001 Author Share Posted August 31, 2001 Oh excuse me (or as priest sez "My Bad!!!"), That belongs in the worlds unfunniest sig lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Username: Is your sig ever going to become funny? Its barely a groan.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lewis, I presume you never even heard of Red Dwarf, have you? It is actually quite funny (except for the final installment, 'Almost human'. That one is most depressing). You do have to understand British humour somewhat, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Anything with: Best/Worst MG White Phosphorus Hull Down Panzerfaust ...or any other topic/unit/weapon that has appeared in more than 10 headers already. Especially if not posted by a newbie, many of whom can be forgiven for thinking the entire CM community fell to earth 5 minutes before they discovered the BBS. Almost anything with "CMBB". Know-naughts speculating in a void, or pleading for demos/screen shots/release dates. Shoot on sight. Already mentioned, but worthy of seconding, anything with "BTS!..." (as though the other threads were being monitored by Hasbro) like a kid in the back of his class waving his hand frantically. For god's sake, just go to the bathroom. "Somefink", on the other hand, is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username Posted August 31, 2001 Author Share Posted August 31, 2001 recent rexford post: British Inert Filled 75mm APCBC How do they get all that Inert in them shells? Is there a quality control person to make sure the Inert doesnt leak out? is Inert against teh Geneva convention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username Posted August 31, 2001 Author Share Posted August 31, 2001 What about those Topics where someone is trying to get in touch with someone? Hey XXXX I lost your email! YYYYY send me a turn if you are still alive! Has anyone seen ZZZZ lately? Hes missing and I am beggining to start to worry.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priest Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Thanks Juju! Yes Username you would have to expand your horizons! It is just in fun, ignore it Ussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Already mentioned, but worthy of seconding, anything with "BTS!..." (as though the other threads were being monitored by Hasbro) like a kid in the back of his class waving his hand frantically. For god's sake, just go to the bathroom. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Good one. That made me laugh out loud. Reminds me of reruns of Welcome back Kotter and Horseshack raising his hand 'oh!' 'ooh! 'oohh!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username Posted August 31, 2001 Author Share Posted August 31, 2001 What about "I am leaving now and you will miss me when I am gone" announcements? Its like reading suicide notes. Cant stand the heat? I dont care. Dont like someone? So what. feel the urge to get melodramatic? Do it somewhere else. jeez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 I always look for topics that are almost certain to spiral into a slugfest of shameful behavior. They are much more amusing than the Peng threads - not that Peng threads are never amusing - there is the rare gem that pops up once every three or 4 incarnations. I know I am a sick individual because I enjoy the bad behavior of others, but when some of my favorites get their panties in a bunch over trivia regarding a computer game it just really gives me a lift. I also like the "my country can pee farther than your country" topics - for sheer black humor value you can't beat 'em. And who among us can forget the one and only ethernaljustice? that guy knew how to bait. Thank you, Lewis, for bringing back some fond memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Bates Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Red Dwarf is mostly crap. No comedy series deserves NINE seasons. Rubbish topics I don't know about but I hate posts like: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Moderator Message by KwazyMatt If any of you guys misbehave again I will have no choice but to close the forum, and also the internet (if Bill Gates lets me). I realise that I have given you 217 final chances before but mark these soon-to-be-forgotten words: This is your final chance. Break any of the forum rules and I WILL ban you!! (possibly). Maximouth76, this is the fifth time in a week that you have praised Hitler's policies on ethnic minorities. Please don't do it again. I check the forums at *least* once a month and I don't put up with any ****. Consider this thread locked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username Posted September 1, 2001 Author Share Posted September 1, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: I know I am a sick individual because I enjoy the bad behavior of others, but when some of my favorites get their panties in a bunch over trivia regarding a computer game it just really gives me a lift. I also like the "my country can pee farther than your country" topics - for sheer black humor value you can't beat 'em. And who among us can forget the one and only ethernaljustice? that guy knew how to bait. Thank you, Lewis, for bringing back some fond memories.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah I get a gush out of puttin a wedgey to a limey's knickers. Bren guys running around willy nilly now? What next, guv'nuh, red moustached pipe players marching up and down the field? Of all lifes pleasures, is there any so fulfilling as making fun of someone where you know it hurts deepest? Pure uncut pleasure I tell you. Warms the frozen cockles around my ugly heart... hehehehe (diabolical snickering) Lewis PS I dont *like* you MrPeng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mad Gunman Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Another heading in the general forum that reads "Operation Flashpoint" or the like, i like the game but common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Username: PS I dont *like* you MrPeng<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's OK, Lewis, I have always had an uncomfortable twinge in my innards about you. You are a strange and wonderful man. I don't like you either. But that doesn't mean I don't disrespect you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username Posted September 1, 2001 Author Share Posted September 1, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: That's OK, Lewis, I have always had an uncomfortable twinge in my innards about you. You are a strange and wonderful man. I don't like you either. But that doesn't mean I don't disrespect you too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Speaking of twinges..how about these fanciful Topics? "Wild Bill's Rumblings Of Diarrhea"- A Tournament Winecapes Winos journey-where Berli gets his oats Obviosly Peng doesnt recall the time I ranted about *asterixisis* and how much I hated them. Oh well, first its the knees and then its the memory. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username Posted September 2, 2001 Author Share Posted September 2, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzerman: Any topic started by Username... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Topic A question about artry spotters This is a current example of poor spelling AND rambling in the text of the opening post of the thread. Text Ok artillery spotters are Lt. right so then why do they need independent HQ to decrees there moving time? ie get ride of the red radio symbol. I didn't do a search becuase, it took just timed out when I tried to use it. Panzerman, tsk, tsk, drinking and typing on a holiday weekend? Lewis [ 09-01-2001: Message edited by: Username ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Username: Topic A question about artry spotters This is a current example of poor spelling AND rambling in the text of the opening post of the thread. Text Ok artillery spotters are Lt. right so then why do they need independent HQ to decrees there moving time? ie get ride of the red radio symbol. I didn't do a search becuase, it took just timed out when I tried to use it. Panzerman, tsk, tsk, drinking and typing on a holiday weekend? Lewis [ 09-01-2001: Message edited by: Username ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> actually i felt the question was clear since only the first sentence mattered and only 2 words were misspelled. plus, the topic line was fine(except for one misspelled), so why include it among "worst topic lines"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username Posted September 2, 2001 Author Share Posted September 2, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: plus, the topic line was fine(except for one misspelled), so why include it among "worst topic lines"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just expanding the nature of this thread to include Worlds funniest text. And paying back that cheap shot he took at me. I read it about 4 times before I got through it, it kept cracking me up. I see he editted it also. too bad. Lewis PS Heres a new catagory, Worlds most obnoxious Topics: 1. Commom'wealth' weapons?, They are certainly common but rather poor. 2. Vickers Intercontinental Plunging Fire: Model it or we will have a hissy fit 3. CM3: Lend Lease Bums? PPS This is what is called a fun thread so dont get your kilts in a knot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Ridgeway Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 Speaking of fruitless discourse how about we throw this particular thread into the ring. I see candidate USer continues to lobby for votes in the upcoming village dolt election. LeWIs: Can I offer you a piece of free advice? It may save you a great deal of hard work. You’re the only candidate running for village simpleton. I see you’re also in need of a lecture on plunging fire. It would seem the concept is beyond the expertise of a "static engineer" like yourself. Poor ol’ LeWIS. He wants so much to be thought of as an expert on small arms. It’s really sort of sad you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Speaking of fruitless discourse how about we throw this particular thread into the ring. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yup, we have a winner! So in honor of this auspicious occasion, I hereby award this jewel of a thread the coveted Silver Padlock Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmatt Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 Okay this thread holds no vaule whatsoever so I am going to close it. If you want to, open up a new one in the General Discussion Forum. Madmatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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