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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by buddy:

DA BEARS! (I'm so happy that I'm giddy...)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, but what if he was shrunk down into a two-inch mini-Ditka??

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rex:

"Okay, so... Mike Ditka verses God."

"Is Ditka hurt?"

"Let's say Ditka's got a broken ankle"

"Then I gotta say, Ditka 103, God 14".

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You think it would be that close? I mean even with a broken ankle, this is Ditka we are talking about.

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Hows 'bout mini-Ditka vs. da Waffen SS?

I sez mini-Ditka grounds da Waffen SS into polish saassage and grills 'em over a burning black jackboot.

[This message has been edited by Maus (edited 06-14-2000).]

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HRKing:

Is this before the heart attack? Or after?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Heart attack? Does dat even matter? From what I heard Da Coach had his heart replaced wit a nice 2" pork chop after dat little bout wit dat wuss heart disease, my friend.

[This message has been edited by Maus (edited 06-14-2000).]

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True, my friend. But if it was da mini-Ditka against da Waffen SS post-heart attack he may have ground 'dem inta da polish saaasage wit da 250 grams of fat instead of da regular polish saaasage.

[This message has been edited by HRKing (edited 06-14-2000).]

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talking about Ditka and the hitler-i remember back in jan 1985 the bears were playing the 49ers in a playoff game and the 49ers were favored by 9 points.Ditka said that the german army could'nt beat the bears by nine let alone the 49ers. well the bears lost by 17!!!

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