Berlichtingen Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 Sorry Herr Peng, but your thread was getting to long Hmmm, where to begin... Goanna, Joanna, Lizard road kill, or whatever you are going by these days... send me the next turn so I can commence stomping on you. Peng, same thing... only make that continue stomping. Moriarty... ah forget it, you'll stomp yourself. To the hidden IS, manual reader from the NW Herald... Show yourself dammit! Keep playing the AI and the likes of Bauhaus and Moriarty (AI is probably tougher) and your setting yourself up for a real stomping when CM releases. Major Tom, SS-Panzerleader & Colin... I haven't had the dubious honor of playing any of you yet, so I can't properly taunt you Elvis... up for another? That about covers it... I'll just wait in this foxhole for the incoming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Major Tom, SS-Panzerleader & Colin... I haven't had the dubious honor of playing any of you yet, so I can't properly taunt you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmm, possibly we should rectify this error..? Well, Goanna is showing an uncharactoristicly good strategy in our Reisenburg game. I suspect his mom has replaced him on the battlefield. And no, I don't want another PBEM of your Last Defense game. Quit showing off your spectacular defeats! Peng, we get through a turn of our PBEM in about 3 days. At this rate the war shuld be over by 1974. I've even forgotten which side I am on it has been so long. Don't use this as an excuse to start sending me YOUR turns in a pathetic attempt to salvage your situation. Get your thumb out of your ass and click that send e-mail button, then wash your keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 16, 2000 Author Share Posted March 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Hmm, possibly we should rectify this error..?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm up for any scenario, any side ------------------ Dan Brown dbrown@owc.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolColJ Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 Major Tom , you deserve a medal! give that man a NEW ------------------ CCJ aka BLITZ_Force My Hompage ----> http://www.geocities.com/coolcolj Double your immersion with my Tweaked Textures and Saving Private Ryan sound set mods for CM!! Check out my new Textures V2.0 photo Gallery and my music while your there, or grab a CM Wallpaper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 BErlichtennegennenegeeenneennn I would be ecstatic over the prospect Of slapping you silly all over the battlefield !! Feel free to send me the start up once you have gotten drunk enough to simulate courage MY game with MR Punk seems to be moving slower than snail **** up a steep slope - Personally i think He jsut got his beta issue of THE PC BARBIE ADD- ON "Lets Dress Ken". Elviralinfection is trying to salvage enough of a force to hold on through the last stretch - but I'm about to introduce him to "mercy killing" Von SCHMUTT and I have had an extrordinary battle which I may have just scraped through with a marginal victory - I hope to rematch him again Eric B and I are deadlocked with him a bit ahead The game between Lt BUll and I is in progress With me having a slight advantage - its a slow mover tho - not as slow as MR SNAIL DROPPINGS tho SO send me A Pbem - I have dropped a course in school due to circuit overload and can breathe a bit now - so no more lulls in fighting CYa on the battlefield ------------------ SS_PanzerLeader.......out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 SS_bootlicker I tried to be nice and tell you this in a private email but you laughed it off. I about to comit a SERIOUS breach of FOW in our game. We are playing CE. I as the Germans. I just finished watching turn 33 and I am at 76% morale!!!!!!!!!!!!SEVENTY-SIX%!!!!!!!.TURN 33!!!!!! So "trying to salvage enough of a force to hold on through the last stretch" is hardly an accurate description of the status of our game. Knowing this fact and looking at how you describe your situation in other games I can come to no other conclusion than you suck at CM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 16, 2000 Author Share Posted March 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Feel free to send me the start up once you have gotten drunk enough to simulate courage<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah, I seem to be drunk enough now... check your e-mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 16, 2000 Author Share Posted March 16, 2000 Elvis, Given the "quality" of the opponents SS-PzLdr has played thus far, where would he have learned anything but to suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 ELyeastInfection I realize now why you could'nt get that job at the mini-mart - counting well enuff to break a twenty is beyond your general scope of mathematics. I am still up a tank on you and numerous troops but by your addition methods that makes you in the lead lol If your morale is so dman high its because your green crew members that you are trying to assault with are happy they are still breathing ------------------ SS_PanzerLeader.......out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 I would rather say that Peng is playing the even newer BARBIE ADD ON II "Lets UNdress Ken". The PBEM file is on it's way Berli. I have played CE about 8+ times in PBEM, from all sides, so, it is getting a trifle repetitive. I have only played Reisenburg as the Germans once, so, I guess that this is what you are stuck with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 Short note to you SS_soontobedead. Do you remember losing an entire (as you said-out of ammo) platoon? And I have seen what is left of another platoon. Not much left in the gas tank my friend. That beat up platoon (squads with 2 men, 4 men ect..) must be completely out of ammomo (although I never saw the dead platoon fire a shot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: To the hidden IS, manual reader from the NW Herald... Show yourself dammit! Keep playing the AI and the likes of Bauhaus and Moriarty (AI is probably tougher).......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ouch, that left a mark! Seeing that you lost the last two scenarios to me Herr Putz, maybe you should go back to playing the AI. To Herr Pantywaste, come out of your hole and play the psychotic one, or the dirty lizard. You certainly won't learn anything playing the likes of me. Or do you feel more at home playing with yourself on the computer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knaust Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 MajTom quoted: >I have played CE about 8+ times in PBEM, from all sides, so, it is getting a trifle repetitive< repetitive???.......uhmmmmmmmmmmm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 Just because you are kicking my ass doesn't mean that it hasn't happened before . I have been bashed around the CE battlefield about as many times as I have been doing the bashing. Sure I have lost all my stugs, half my infantry, and all of my shame, but, it is nothing new for me! It is just you did it SO very quicky, and without much loss on your part. So, in a way I have seen my troops die in droves before, my tanks burning in the warm glow of the sun, but, I haven't seen the Bastartly Americans in such a good mood afterward Somehow your troops will still die. Possibly due to old age... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 LOL @ ELyeastInfection Just because you sent your fully ammo laden troops to test the waters doesnt make everyone that dense. BTW the troops on your left have never fired a shot my little slimy friend ------------------ SS_PanzerLeader.......out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 BauHOWdeedoodee I would be more than happy to trounce you as well feel free to send me the file once you've figured out the email thingymabob ------------------ SS_PanzerLeader.......out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 Breaking FOW with SS some more here. I will send the last turn to anyone who wants to see it to prove that I am not the one exagerating my strength. SURRENDER DOROTHY!!!!! PS. last turn I was at 72% down from 76% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted March 16, 2000 Share Posted March 16, 2000 LOL @ Elvis We'll see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted March 17, 2000 Share Posted March 17, 2000 From Tommy Boy: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Well, Goanna is showing an uncharactoristicly good strategy in our Reisenburg game. I suspect his mom has replaced him on the battlefield.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The preferred spelling of the scenario is Reisberg you inbred drunken seal bashing canuck. Christ, didn't anybody get sent to that colony even learn to read? Bring up some more meat on that left flank if you could, Major. My boys have over half their ammo left and are getting hungry. I see a Heroes Corner submission for a whole platoon of mine coming on. From BerlIves: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Goanna, Joanna, Lizard road kill, or whatever you are going by these days... send me the next turn so I can commence stomping on you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Seems the crafty lizard has your number again in this one pal. Oh, and you without your smoke gun this time, what a pity. My only wish is that I had some bird shot shells for my StuG since we all know you always travel in a herd. More of a heap, really, because even herd animals have more of a sense of formation than they obviously teach in the marines. I'd start on Moriarty, but he's so damn shell shocked his guys are shooting at themselves. Don't beleive me? Send me a note and I'll show you the movie. See what playing the AI too much does to you, Steve? Bauhaus, I am so confident of throttling you once again that if I don't win our freshly started game against your typical schoolgirl tactics, I will come on the bbs and state that I am a big girls blouse. Do I hear a counter offer? ZZ_Boringplayer, thanks for the encyclopedicly long run down on all your games. Perhaps you should commit some troops somewhere, anytime soon to actually FINISH a PBEM game this century. Anybody else want some? Oh, yeah and Fionn has a picture of Ian Paisley by his bed. ------------------ desert rat wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted March 17, 2000 Share Posted March 17, 2000 Gonadanna I think you've mistaken me for someone you can beat-I'm wrapping up several pBEMs - email me the setup if you feel worthy SSPL ------------------ SS_PanzerLeader.......out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 17, 2000 Share Posted March 17, 2000 Gentle Ladies: it is with profoundest apologies that i post to this illustrious thread. I have been ill, on the brink of death, moribund, bereft of vital energy, and on the edge of that ghastly chasm from which none return. I also ain't felt so good. I am back in fine fettle and ready to get my arse kicked around some more by Berlischsignsdisntsdngist, ready to at long last see some sort of german thingy of Marjorie's, ready to continue the bloodletting on both sides with the flying lizard from down under, clueless about where the damn elvis thing and i are in whatever mess we are in and wondering if colin and gunnardream are still playing(?). {at last reckoning i had sent them each thier turns. as you are all well aware, that doesn't mean i sent the right games, but games were sent.} ss_scumeater is still on my **** list. i sent the right game and got nothing back and since have removed any traces of the "man" from my computer. he is not worthy. so there ya have it. you can all expect something out of me around 9:30 or 10 pm. I have only time to check on things. It is my night for putting the monsters in the bath and to bed while Mean Mary Poppins (a/k/a "Mom") is at work. perhaps they will all live through the evening. ta ta for now girly men Peng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted March 17, 2000 Share Posted March 17, 2000 Peng for the third time - I sent you the turn and you never responded - look alive man before I have you shot ------------------ SS_PanzerLeader.......out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted March 17, 2000 Share Posted March 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SS_PanzerLeader: I would be more than happy to trounce you as well feel free to send me the file once you've figured out the email thingymabob <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> SS Panzerbleeder, I didn't realize when I sent the first message that there was more than one pantywaste that reads these messages. I was referring to another pantywaste who isn't man enough to play big bad bearder Berli or the little lizard from down under(wear). But if the panties fit......... [This message has been edited by bauhaus (edited 03-16-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted March 17, 2000 Share Posted March 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goanna: Bauhaus, I am so confident of throttling you once again that if I don't win our freshly started game against your typical schoolgirl tactics, I will come on the bbs and state that I am a big girls blouse. Do I hear a counter offer?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ohhh you big bad reptilian goatmunch, If I don't beat you with my skip-to-my-loo tactics I too will come on the board and state that You, the post-operative transexual better known as Joanna, are a big girls blouse. How's that for a counter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted March 17, 2000 Share Posted March 17, 2000 LOL im so used to having my name assaulted it just looked like it was meant for me - but the offer still stands if ya want to play SSPL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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