Knaust Posted January 26, 2000 Share Posted January 26, 2000 He is a devil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 26, 2000 Share Posted January 26, 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 26, 2000 Share Posted January 26, 2000 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 26, 2000 Share Posted January 26, 2000 Hey Bauhaus, There's a saying about people in glass houses. I seem to recall a battle that ended with you having just enough men to man A (as in single) machinegun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 26, 2000 Share Posted January 26, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Hey Bauhaus, There's a saying about people in glass houses. I seem to recall a battle that ended with you having just enough men to man A (as in single) machinegun <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hmmmmm, sounds familiar.....what's that number again. Hey, I think it's the same number as above.........5 (men left...lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Time Software Posted January 26, 2000 Share Posted January 26, 2000 Oh man, that must have been one heck of a battle Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knaust Posted January 26, 2000 Author Share Posted January 26, 2000 What battle?....there was no battle! ...if u refer to mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Knaust: What battle?....there was no battle! ...if u refer to mine<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hell there was no battle with mine either...lol. Berlichtingen, he's a military penis....errr... I mean genius. [This message has been edited by bauhaus (edited 01-26-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 Do you mean I am the only one who can supply Berli with a little bit of that whoop ass he craves so dearly. Even when he beats me I do tend to bloody his nose, and I certainly make it until all my reinforcements arrive. Alas, I tend to taunt him during our games and piss him off just before the tide turns. ------------------ desert rat wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 Berlichtingen Military Penis (middle aged) Maximum Speed: 10 Sec f/t (flaccid to turgid) Weight: 1 ounce Engine: Dual ball design Ground Pressure: 0 psi (not long enough to create ground pressure) Silhouette: 2" Transport Class: Not recommended as transport Passenger Capacity: 0 Armor: 1 mm Main Weapon: 2 mm (muzz. veloc. 1 m/sec) Blast Firepower: Inconsequential Armor Penetration: 1 layer cotton briefs Reload Time: About 2 days [This message has been edited by bauhaus (edited 01-26-2000).] [This message has been edited by bauhaus (edited 01-26-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 I don't know whether to laugh or hurl. DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 Oh, man bauhaus, that was friggin hilarious! Peng roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 Oh man...that was amazing! I am forever in your debt sir! A little too much info though ------------------ Visit my Combat Mission for Mac page! Fully redesigned interface! cm4mac.tripod.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 How'd you get such specific specs? Did you have to go undercover to get that information? [This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 01-26-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest teutonic Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 STOP NOW BEFORE I GET A NASTIER PICTURE IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Teutonic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Major Tom: How'd you get such specific specs? Did you have to go undercover to get that information? [This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 01-26-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.....covert operation......sent in a hampster undercover....Called Operation Feltching. If you guys only know how dead I am....lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 Oh, Bauhaus, I know buddy I know. I see your long term record against Berli somewhere in the 1000:1 range after that last one. However, I say put the boot in baby. PS: Check your office for trip wires ------------------ desert rat wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 Damn, don't read a thread for awhile, and see what happens. Hey Bauhaus, gotta admit that was pretty damn funny... still gonna have ta kill ya, but it was funny. You comin' in to the office tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted January 27, 2000 Share Posted January 27, 2000 Hampster, eh? Sure you don't have any other specs? Say, some hidden underground tunnel recently discovered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 28, 2000 Share Posted January 28, 2000 Knaust, I know the feeling. Berl waxed my butt in 18 moves in Riesberg. Only had four men walk ... er crawl ... away. Pretty freakin' sad. And, I don't think I feel a bit sorry for bauhaus. Better watch your back, your sides, check under the desk ... wouldn't open a drawer too quick, neither. Better give Berl another game ... mebbe a good shellacking will brighten his spirits. ... but I doubt it. But, Berl, of course you know who was the true author of those specs, don't you? I'm sure you do. [This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 01-28-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 28, 2000 Share Posted January 28, 2000 Moriarty, Yeah, I know. I figured it was far to clever for Bauhaus' pea sized brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knaust Posted January 28, 2000 Author Share Posted January 28, 2000 18 moves???...woooooooooow....you lasted too long...how did you do that Moriarty? Anyway I think that 5 Shermans against 3 Stugs are too many! .....but Berli will show me that I am wrong in our rematch with reverse sides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 28, 2000 Share Posted January 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Anyway I think that 5 Shermans against 3 Stugs are too many!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Were it just 5 Shermans against 3 StuGs, I'd be inclined to agree with you. However, add a swarm of Panzerschrecks and give all the infantry Panzerfausts, and it evens out nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 28, 2000 Share Posted January 28, 2000 ...besides, its 3 shermans to 3 StuGs now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knaust Posted January 28, 2000 Author Share Posted January 28, 2000 OK..ok...I was wrong...Berli is NOT a devil! Yes....he has made an agreement with the Devil! Damn...he got 2 shermans with first shots..and I could only damage one gun to one of his stugs! BTS plx expell Berli from this arena...or nobody will play CM anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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