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Guest Madmatt

Sniperscope, go to CMHQ and then the Special Events section. I did an entire FEATURE on Airstrikes. All your questions can be answered there.

Madmatt

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Blacksabot = bastard wink.gif

I bet you also show crash victims home movies of "Most spectacular high speed crashes ever" eh? wink.gif

Sniperscope... Airstrikes work as follows:

German commander ALMOST gets into the town and is looking at a situation where he has eliminated all resistance at little cost...

Meanwhile the horribly disfigured American commander (whom we shall refer to as Martin from now on) cackles in glee as he hears the sound of Merlin engines overhead.

The brave (and quite handsome) German commander looks upwards in his Panther just in time to see a black shape blotting out the sun.

2 tanks, 4 HTs and half a platoon later the American plane leaves the scene of its ritual rape of the German armoured units.

And that's how airstrikes work wink.gif.

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Guest Big Time Software

LOL Fionn! biggrin.gif

Fionn insisted that we add the handsome-o-meter control to the scenario editor. Really, it was not my idea.

Charles

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Guest Madmatt

Yeah, how come Fionn (Who's Ass I kicked in a PBEM by the Way! http://cmhq.tzo.com/misc/IKICKEDFIONNSASS.JPG wink.gif) gets his Handsome-o-Meter but you nixed my idea for the Bite Me Mine???

Madmatt rolleyes.gif

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Hehe, poor Fionn. smile.gif He did get a rough deal on that one. Of course,

said grotesque U.S. CO did have a rather unlikely weak spot kill

on his Jumbo within seconds of engagement, if I recall. wink.gif

sniperscope: I didn't know you were a Beta tester (so was I, check

the credits in the back of the manual or the on-screen credits smile.gif).

But I knew you were a fan because you said so in your profile here

on the board. I knew what SFC meant in a second. smile.gif

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Let me start off by saying that I have never ever in my life "cackled in glee"... gosh, I don't even know what that means smile.gif

Second of all, who is going to be the more "Horribly disfigured" one - the American commander or the German Panther guy after the 500 pound bomb fell on his head?

'Nuff said... you don't like my Jabos? You're a wussy... smile.gif

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Matt,

I get the handsome-o-meter cause Charles can't resist my game requests when I flash my "Panzermeyer" smile his way (umm, that came out sounding a little wrong wink.gif ).

Martin,

You ask who is the more disfigured after that picture Steve sent of you?

That's it, that picture is gonna be posted to CMHQ alng with a little explanation of why your face was covered up. wink.gif

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Whoever posts that picture on CMHQ does so without my permission and will have to face me in a deadly PBEM - a platoon of your Panthers against one US rifle platoon and 425 Jabos :)

Martin

[This message has been edited by Moon (edited 05-17-2000).]

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LOL. With US pilots those jabos'd be more of a danger to the US infantry than the Panthers.

Tzeench,

If you know any young children then keep them away from the computer tomorrow. Some sights (like Martin's picture) are too horrible for them to see.

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