This so reminds me of my time in the Army. Any unit I went to usually had NCO's who are Monty Python fans. Used to drive the CO nuts when when we would do impromptu Python skits like when camouflaging a position "bring me a shrubbery". Passwords, challenge: "Red", answer: "no blue". When handing out equipment "Hello Mrs. Non-Gorilla", "Well hello Mrs. Gorilla, whatcha' got there?", "Well it's a AT-4", "Oh nice, what's it used for?". Broken equipment "This parrot is dead".
Also let's not forget the commander responsible for the massacre of chicken prisoners in a snowy field. The infamous Colonel Sanders. Heads will roll for that incident!
"What's the matter Colonel Sander, chicken?" Space Balls
Mech.Gato