Red Necked Dollar

We dind have time for a lot of music, my wife had to be to scholl early the next day.

I preferred The Silence of the Sheep and Deep Goat over Deliverance but Behind the Green Teeth prolly deserves a mention.

I would like to add a few rules to the addendum, if there is one; </font> 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. It is considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 3. Always identify the person in your yard before shooting at them. 4. Even if you are certain you are in the Will do not take a U-Haul to the Funeral Home. 5. When decanting wine make sure you tilt the bottle slowly while pouring into the paper cup, as not to “bruise” the fruit of the wine. 6. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are. 7. Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the first date.</font>

Dogs ar ok if they haven’t been chasin to much stuff. Coonhounds are tough as week old road kill. But a tender young retriever served up on the front porch come evening time with a glop of beans and some fresh corn liquor, that’s good eats. Poodles are ok to as long as the missus don't notice em missin right off.

That is one cool looking dog ya gots thar Abbotts. It reminds me of the one that ett my little brother.

I ain’t offended I like livers. Cow liver, deer liver, rabbit liver, chicken liver and liver n dumplins. I especially like liver soap because you can catch Catfish and shower with it.

But what do you think about jumpin tanks?

That is very neighborly of you gents. Do any of you think that CM:SF will have jumpin tanks? Every time I see M1’s in those US Army commercials on the television I see em doing jumps. Do you think they will jump in CM:SF? If we do I bet that will sure piss off our forum Ruskin’s like BigDuck. The Ruskin’s couldn’t build a jumpin tank if old Stalin himself was lashing em with one of Cher’s old whips.

For a start, you can make him explain why the bear is rubbing a salmon into its crotch: </font>

I doan beleaf they got any of them at Ken's place.

All right Mr. Joe Your Honor Sir. I've ead my fun. I will do my best to cease...before you and Mr. Hortlund (who also does have a legal license, although not a real life Texas Go Longhorns license) that is let the cat out of the bag. I leave you with a photo of the two all American pastime, yes the two that will make Lars and Dalem blush and shed a tear for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Where else but Hicksville USA would you find one store which caters not only to both passtimes but sells Live Bait as well? I couldn’t leave out Da Bears up front. No one could match the infamous OGSF no one with any sense anyway. I will try and contain myself, when did you say you were leaving again?

I haven't seen any about. Which one's are the squires? I dont think #8 would be doin livestock. No sirree not with all those pretty NASCAR girls fallin all over him. Shucks with a name like Dale Junior he doan even have to win to be famous. No, he wont do no livestock. I doan think he would ever say “Excuse me, I'll have a Heineken.” either. [ October 21, 2005, 03:57 PM: Message edited by: Red Necked Dollar ]

How many of you are planning to dress up like Dale Earnhardt for Halloween this year and go to the Bass Pro Shops MBNA 500? A farly sticky track and lots of fast cars will make for some danged hot racing down in Hotlanta Georgia! It be sad, with the real “Intimidator” laid to rest, but those who dress like Dale Sr.on Halloween can still ask themselves W.W.J.D? What would Junior do?

Hey, I got that! Happy Birfday ya old fart!

I got to gets me one of them for the missus. That looks like it would work better then my solar powered flashlight and would make Cat fishen a lot easier. [ October 20, 2005, 08:09 AM: Message edited by: Red Necked Dollar ]

No need to be redundant. The mullet was a pretty good tipoff. </font>

Good idea Yeknodathon so I went over to Earl's. His wife answered and said he was out in the shop hittin the mayonnaise jar trying to drown out the fire from the chili she fed him for breakfast. He usually has some pretty fine corn liquor to fill that jar with. Anyway I said Earl, I think Iv got a name fer your boat and its Boobillabong. He said not now I’m trying to concentrate and I looked over and he had the news on tv. They were saying a bunch of stuff about Iroc and we began to wonder…didn’t Chevy quit making those Cameros years ago? I was kinda hungry so I asked about the chili his wife made fer breakfast. Earl said: You might want to pass on that it was so hot this morning I had to wipe my ass with a snowcone. So we went back to talking about his Houseboat and Earl said he used to think that nothing could compare to the luxury and freedom of a Mobile Home that is until he started building his new boat. I told him Lars would know exactly to a tee what he was sayin. He also said he would consider Boobillabong for a name but he wasen’t sure what the folk down at church would say about naming his boat after Reverend Bill’s bong. [ October 19, 2005, 11:07 AM: Message edited by: Red Necked Dollar ]

Here is a shot of the front end of the boat, Earl calls that the Bow. Earl’s wife calls it the pointy end. Everyone else just calls it the front end of the boat. People usually sit up thar when they drink n fish but you can also set on the air conditioner on the roof. Earl don't mind cause it dosent work. You got to be careful crawlin up ther and watch where ya step. Sometimes the roof is a bit spongy. Just watch fer the dents and thatll show you where the folks who aint allowed up ther no more stepped. Now this is a thing of beauty and real ingenuity on my cousin Earl’s part. It took a bit of steel for the hull but that didn’t stop Earl because he has a buddy who works at the scrap yard. While Earl’s kids weld up the hull Earl himself come up with the idea of instead of building the houseboat part of the houseboat that he could just park his huntin trailer on it when he wasen’t a huntin! Brilliant! One look at this beauty and them bass and trout aught to flop into the boat faster then Earl’s wife hits the bar when he leaves town.

A new thread would be just the thing to show off my cousin Earl’s new houseboat. Whew its a homemade beauty! I sure hope it will float once all the weldin gets finished.

I concur.

Originally posted by Seanachai: However, I have my doubts. Well who did ya think would post in a thread about MBT’s? I luv Tanks and those Abrams do jumps! Expectin rednecks not to like that would be like yellin’ “Hey its Jimmy Johnson” at Denny’s and expectin no one to look! I think we are after having a poseur foisted upon us. Posuer? Its sad but I ain’t really showin off except maybe sometimes down at the bog when my truck is sportin a new set of shoes. Those Goodyear RT/S 30.5 Wranglers can kick up a rooster tail as high as south bound goose’s ass when 400 small block horses start putting them through their paces. But I had to sell that truck due to a family crycees. we need an actual Bio. I think they gave my little brother Billy a bio and some pharmaceuticals at the hospital when he accidently set off the watermelon cannon. I’ll tell you bout it. It was a Monday morin and no one was really payin much attention because it was getting close to happy hour. Well just before breakfast everybody was gathered around the keg on the porch and no one noticed Billy Bob wasen’t thar right off. Then there was a loud bang and a scream, we all froze for a second then we saw my little brother Billy come flying across the front porch and he went right through the screen door into the house rump first. He busted up the front room pretty good until he stopped movin. It took me a minute but then I realized that loud bang was from the watermelon cannon going off. Billy knew he shoulden’t be messin with it, as it is an adult toy my wife ain’t even allowed to play with. I refuse to accept a concept masquerading as an individual. or vice versa. Here on the Peng Challenge Thread, we are all about individuals. Zey I am an individual and I am proud to say I was on the ball enough to not miss out on registering such a fine name as Red Necked Dollar. Shucks the day CM:SF is released with its jumpin tanks and all will probably bring a tear to this old long haired redneck's eye. Edit: because talking about my dearly departed little brother Billy brought a tear to my eye. I might tell ya about that sometime but I am to chucked up about it tonight.

I was just sitten here thinking about Hogzilla and wonderin if that Hog really weighed 2,000 pounds? As you probably know all hogs have a mean side, they are meaner then a stepped on rattler if you cross em. Some folks say Hogzilla don’t exist but I am thinking that what if on a stormy night a group of some smart Hogs orchestrated an escape? What if Hogzilla’s mother escaped from a farm and mated with a huge wild Hog? That could be where Hogzilla come from. Stuff like that happens down in Georgia all the time. I think Hogs have abilitys we are just beginning to fathom. I have seen em leave in a truck and weeks later all of a sudden like, show up back out in the yard like the prodigal pig. I don’t think the Hogzilla threat is confined to one monster hog either. I think some of em they are smarter then the average guy. Who else thinks Hogs should get credit for being pretty smart? I am wonderin how many Hogzillas are out there and where they stay.

I brought some neat stuff home from the dump today. A few more succesful trips like todays and I will load up my pick em up and head for the Swapmeet! If the FBI ever quits surrounden my Trailer Park I will have the bucks for this beauty when you release it. Good luck with that!

My Skoal fell in my coffee. Hehe I just told my wife it was that gourmet mint coffee from the deli. [ October 16, 2005, 09:03 AM: Message edited by: Red Necked Dollar ]

Damn! Red Necked Half Dollar