Red Necked Dollar

But Sir Joe is it not what one does inside that garage that truly makes one a Redneck?

Huh? Uh erm. I gots it outa my neighbor’s Chevy. It tasted like 30 weight and there was an m/t Pennzoil jug in his carport.

Well that is nice of you soldier . I have always liked wines with a little fruitiness, been drinking them since I was a yougun. Yep a bottle of Rune’s farm sounds mighty good laying up under a shade tree fishin with my worm dangling in the water.

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Hey Homie, the resemblance is uncanny! You must be kin. Are you one of those Swedes from up at Meatball crick? We call all our kinfolk up that way, especially the ugly ones, Meatballs. Hehe

Whooo! You gots one of tem 9mm pisstols? Them is high dollar. I gots an ole’ Sears and Roebuck 12ga break open. One hammer still works so you gots to be a bit better shot hehe hehe. I likes it. It is kind of heavy buts it looks better now that I rubbed some 30 weight Pennzoil on the stock. I don’t use it but for squirrels and such so your welcomes to borrow it if ya wont. But you have to bring your own shell and shot cause until I sell this Ford out thar under the tree I am down to using my kids marbles for shot.

I’m happier then a pig in ****! One of me boys calls me up on the phone hehe hehe he gots one of them cell phones that don’t need a wire. And he says Pops come to my job the Super said I can have all the lumber they are not gonna be using no more. Well I loaded some ropes and straps (calm down Mace ) into my pick em truck and I raced there spinning tires and throwin gravel. That dirt road kicked up a dust plume like a M1 headed for Damncus or sumthin. Anyway I don’t have time to tell you about the beer in the ice chest or loadin two pick em up trucks and a trailer with lumber but I tell ya’ what I gots me a stack of lumber on the side of me garage all stacked as neat as two country girls in a pile of hay. it is all 16 foot long and my boy (he can read a tape measure hehe hehe) said it is 4 foot wide and 5 feet tall and 24 feet long plus I gots 37 sheets of siding and about 40 sheets of plywood! Shucks I’m so happy I can now add a new room to my old house for near nuthin! That’el keep the misses haulin’ bear and beens to the front porch for another few years. I like to eats and drink out thar while I play Combat Mission just pull the tarp off the computalator and fire that sunabitch up. My misses feeds me beer and beans and dint mind atoll if I shoot and toot on the front porch all night long!