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    This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by Marstov:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

    You are all just envious of the meetings of the Twin Cities Four. You wish you could be here and stay up Perkins Late with us.

    Sure, brutally exclude me, the best damn Gaul you've ever seen. Bastards. :mad:

    You're just afraid I'd kick your damn asses so bad, you'd end up clutching Papa Khan for foul smelling comfort.

    BTW, this is the LAST post with this sig, thank heavens.... </font>

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    This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by Egbert:

    *snip* However, I did manage, with nearly my last gasp, to post, something, anything. In doing so prevent your eyes from crossing the "poetry" that ended up being the last on page 9.*snip*

    You mean this?

    I will kill you all

    There's nothin' you can do about it

    I will kill you all

    There's nothin' you can do about it

    Squirrelly wrath

    Squirrelly wrath

    Squirrelly wrath

    You're all gonna die

    You're all gonna die

    Squirrelly wrath

    Squirrelly wrath

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    This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    *Snip*

    I'd also point out, yet again, that SOME newly minted Knights of the CessPool have NO gratitude to those who went above and beyond the call of duty to MAKE them what they are today with no promise or even expectation of reward but that flush of pride in the eyes of one who'd despaired of ever reaching such lofty rank. It's my personal opinion that such ingrates be flash frozen at ... oh, say 42 degrees below zero.

    But that's just me.

    Joe

    Cry me a river, Junglecarpet! Fine, your soppy whimpering has finally melted my frozen heart. I'll let you live out the rest of your miserable days in peace. However, you should remember that in your kindness, you managed to CUT OFF MY FREAKING EAR when knighting me. So you can understand some negative sentiment remins. BTW, -42 is pretty normal for winter time in Siberia and I've got the genes (or should that be jeans?) for it.
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    This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Snarker:

    Small wonder you can't get a date. You may want to contact a surgeon about excising the little guy growing out of your shoulder and kissing your head. Chicks hate that.

    You're half a year late with that joke (typical for a maggot). My trouble with getting dates lately is my fiance punching any prospective females in the face with the diamond ring I gave her. It's not a big stone, but boy does it leave a mark. I like'em fiesty.
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    This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    I feel much better now.

    All it took was one look at this.

    graphic_org_pub.jpg

    At first, of course, I felt sick to the stomach, but then as my will took hold - I realised, we must not judge our elders to harshly. After all, not only is the old fool ugly, wrinkly, smelly, balding and goofy-eared - in his eyes, you can see a genuine pride that he has managed, for once, to get a female to touch him without throwing up. Sure, it took two bottles of scotch for the lady to get to that stage, but hey, why spare the expense when your time in this celebration of life is fast running out and the only thing you have to cling to is being a Junkycracker.

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    This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    Clearly an example for us all Michael ... I don't know why the Conservatives don't use him as an object lesson to promote abstinence ... THAT'd put the fear of Gawd into those horny little bastiches.

    {Opening Shot - Two teenagers walking hand in hand through the parking lot.}

    Announcer Voice Over - Ah yes, young love, harmones bubbling, all senses wide awake and obeying mother nature's prime directive.

    {Hard Cut to outside of car with steamed windows, car is rocking back and forth.}

    Announcer Voice Over - But sometimes the harmones bubble just that much too much and then ...

    {Hard Cut to THIS photo:

    graphic_pub.jpg

    {Shot of car with windows clear and two teenagers in front seat ... FAR apart and slurping on milkshakes.}

    Announcer Voice Over: That's right, plenty of time later ... right now it's important that we not pollute the old gene pool.

    {Zoom in on girl, smiling into camera}

    Girl: Gee, I wouldn't want to take a chance on THAT! I don't think I'll have sex until I'm thirty.

    {Fade to Black ... then super the Heading:

    Abstinence ... Do Your Part To Clean Up The Gene Pool!}

    Joe

    You say that like I'm ugly or somefink. Heeeey, wait a minute!
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    This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    I'm going to ignore the above post ... and poster ...

    Instead I'd like to point out that Lars is out making a FOOLE of himself in public again ...

    Giant Surfing Wave Thread

    No great surprise ... the only real surprise is that he'd have the nerve to cross metaphorical swords with his Liege ... {sniff}

    Joe

    That's right, cross the street so you don't have to deal with me. Cheap bastard.

    I will kill you all

    There's nothin' you can do about it

    I will kill you all

    There's nothin' you can do about it

    Squirrelly wrath

    Squirrelly wrath

    Squirrelly wrath

    You're all gonna die

    You're all gonna die

    Squirrelly wrath

    Squirrelly wrath

    [ May 03, 2005, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: v42below ]

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    This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    I'm sorry, but I thought policing this area was part of YOUR job.

    And what part of
    To which I reply that it was a TEST! You all failed miserably. I'm ashamed of the lot of you.
    do you not understand?

    Certainly I saw it, certainly I had to fight the gag reflex upon reading it and most certainly I decided to test you ... well, not YOU personally, we all know the limitations that mother nature placed upon you, but YOU as in the Body CessPudlian.

    How could you see that tripe and NOT do something about it? At the least you could have inserted an empty post ... for most of you that would be an improvement. But no, "Let the Justicar do it," that's YOUR motto. Or, "Oh no, that's the job of the Justicar and I need not lift a finger."

    Ashamed of you all I was and am.

    Of course I think we can ALL agree that we're ashamed of Boo Radley.

    Joe </font>

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    This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by dalem:

    The other night I had a great idea.

    Genius, really.

    Berli should move here to Minneapolis and he and Seanachai can be roommates.

    The possibilities for my potential amusement are endless. ENDLESS.

    All in favor, say Aye!

    Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Ayeeeeouch! My eyeball! Damn it, Beardli, can't you take a joke?
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    The Challenge According to Peng

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Ahhh, that's nice, now, isn't it? That seems very nice.

    Shut the feck up.

    You're too fecking young to have anything good to say about anything. So just shut the feck up.

    Frankly, I 've known Joe Shaw longer than you've been re-ingesting your own vomit. I've known Old Foul Joe since the beginning.

    The Beginning? That's when Peng, Berli and I welcomed Joe onto this Thread, because we realized his potential. We realized that he'd keep nasty little wankers like you in line.

    So, suck it up. Piss off. And never, ever, feck with the Justicar. WE might mock him, abuse him, and belittle him.

    But you puddles of piss? Frankly, if I had a pet that attempted to get a leg up on the Justicar, I'd have the damn thing put to sleep.

    We may mock the Justicar, but that's only because we understand the Justicar.

    And you lot? Most of your understand nothing...

    You're just being mean because you missed out on getting free Popemobile rides for life, and because you're you.
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    The Challenge According to Peng

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below:

    As for your attempt to lible me an outlaw

    Dolt, the word of the Olde Ones IS law. You ARE an outlaw

    unless he publicly appologises and withdraws his defamation of Sturmy, he will taste our steel.
    He'll taste steel roughly when Hell freezes over. The Justicar has the combined backing of the Olde Ones... all three, and that don't happen very often. In fact, this may be the first time </font>
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    The Challenge According to Peng

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

    Dear barelyaknight v42below,

    Joe is Justicar for Life (this was a recent ratified by all three Olde Ones). The Justicar is the soul (only soul I care about) authority within the Justicariate Office. Since you would raise the banner of rebelion (bloody parliamentarians should all be burned at the stake) We do declare you outlaw, to be hunted down by all like the rabid dog you are.

    Oh, and have an extra Monday to reflect upon your sins

    Today is Tuesday in Godzone, so the Monday will have to wait till next week. Mind you it will be a good one, given it's ANZAC day and therefore a public holiday.

    As for your attempt to lible me an outlaw- it was Joe who undermined the fabric of this very thread by attempting to strip Sturmy of his knighthood. Granted, he may have obtained it in an unorthodox fashion, but let's face it, Sturmy's fashion has always been anything but orthodox.

    Joe has committed treason agains Her Majesty the Queen of the MBT and, unless he publicly appologises and withdraws his defamation of Sturmy, he will taste our steel.

    As to who owns the office of the Justicariate, I believe this can be settled by negotiation, following the public appology and withdrawal. Until such time, our swords remain sharpened, shields polished and sticks pointy.

    I would also like to remind dalem that our Ewok armies of Doom have extensive combat experience against hi-tech weaponry, as well as inside knowledge of Y-wing battle tactics.

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