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    Things Peng and I have challenged about

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Well, well, the Manchestronean imbecile has finally managed to start a proper thread without it being locked, abandoned or ignored. I knew I should have checked in more often. Now, what the hell am I doing here…oh…right…

    I, v42below, Knight of the MBT, do hereby propose juan_gigante to Kaniggethood. The bastard has shown unmatchable resistance to BOOTings from his liege and other honoured members of the Pool, bravery and astuteness in the arts of CM (by beating that no good pillock Sir Sir 37mm), as well as general stickiness and stickability around the One True Thread, not to mention his rivetting AARs (far superior to those of that no good pillock Sir Sir 37mm). Joe - please fill out the paperwork and send me the bill, I'll write the amount off against the cleaning costs for that stain you left on the armchair.

    Finally, it truly must be said that Sir Sir 37mm is a no good pillock.

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    Seanachai Challenges Peng Thread Procedures

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    I vote to give stoat to rleete. He has property rights to the lad, as per the established traditions of the Cesspool and should be entitled to exercise them (as long as I don't know the particulars, I don't care how or what he does to the poor wretch). If Seanachai is so keen on having stoat as his squire, he can barter with rleete in good faith. Seanachai - given stoat's unmentionable merits, I reckon a pair of old socks and an empty pepsi can should be enough to convince rleete to complete the transaction.

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    Seanachai Challenges Peng Thread Procedures

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

    Absolute poppycock!

    The quality (or lack thereof) of stoat’s master is of no concern to this inquisition, indeed my young friend you are a prime example of this.

    Is not the lemmywinks wannabee v42below meant to be your particular master?

    And did I not beseech the Justicar to release you under my guiding care, at least until 4v2below could be bothered to post more than twice a month?

    And did the Justicar not say “screw you”?

    No Juan-Gigante you have stepped far beyond your remit… I’d ask for a sub-committee to explore the reasons why but realised that’d be somewhat ridiculous what with Boo already forming one sub-committee, me considering setting up another (to look into our inadequate expense budget & pension rights) and any one of us ready to form yet another committee charged with finding out where our promised stenographers are.

    Dear Peng, Juan Gigante … a conclusion?

    Next you’ll be telling us you’re in this for the ‘Good of the Pool’?

    Taking my name in vain again, I see. The answer is simple. You don't matter. Seanachai does.
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    Peng Challenge, What a Beautiful Thread

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Hmmm:

    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.

    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Japan around the year 1775.

    Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.

    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

    Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.

    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

    Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.

    So I guess I'm here in my persuit of happiness. Now if only I could actually bring myself to attempt to help one of you jokers.

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    Peng Challenge, What a Beautiful Thread

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by juan_gigante:

    Well, (1st) I've been trying my darndest to destroy Sir 37mm on the field of battle once again, but it's kind of difficult considering that he HASN'T SEND ONE GOD DAMN TURN YET!!!!!! I sent him a setup, and whoop, that's the end of that. Later he made some lame post about "taking a long time to set up", but I think he's just afraid of getting soundly walloped again.

    (2nd) I think it will difficult for me to irritate Berli, as he never seems to be around anymore. Which is too bad, because he was always my favorite Olde One. Perhaps those two facts have something in common...

    And (3rd), I thought the whole Seanachai underwear episode completed that whole "Essay on why Seanachai is a wonderful, caring and sober person who should be loved by all and sundry for his meaningful contribution to society." sufficiently, even if I technically didn't particpate in any way to either to story or the telling thereof.

    So here's what I have to offer - despite a few minor setbacks, you should soon have a delightful AAR to read wherein I slap stoat around (with lots of pretty pictures!), and a promise that if Sir 37mm comes around here again, I'll harass him for a bit. Hopefully this is enough to last until I can complete my quests in full.

    Petty excuses, all of them. I guess they don't make squires like the used to. You too should follow my advice to dalem above. Feel free to post a debrief on that experience once you're done.
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