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    Peng Challenge, What a Beautiful Thread

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout:

    how about the unholy power of Cheese AND Beer?

    In that case, one must also remember the titties. Only then will Jamoomba the Furry-toothed bestow upon you his warm and fluffy cuddle of doom. </font>
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    The Peng Challenge Thread(s) Of Past And Present, Where Are YOU all Now?

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    It's grand, just grand, to see the young tossers coming face to face with their heritage.

    Bit of a pity, of course, that they've more of a heritage to be proud of here in the Peng Challenge Thread than they do in the Real World.

    Still...no worries, eh? I've got the Pogues on good and loud, there's still a lot of darker glass showing on the bottle of scotch, and...

    Why did I say 'no worries'...where the hell did THAT come from?!

    I always suspected you were really Pumba from the Lion King. Hakuna mutata to you too.
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    The Peng Challenge Thread(s) Of Past And Present, Where Are YOU all Now?

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    ROIGHT! I CAN'T BE HAVING WITH THIS!

    Juan and v42Below, you are both now charged by the Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread with writing a lengthy essay on 'Seanachai: The Glory of Hatred'.

    Or know forever my undying wrath.

    This is alltogether unreasonable. How could one write such an essay, knowing full well that 'Seanachai' and 'hatred' are words that simply should not be mentioned in the same sentence? After all, the Gnome bears a close resemblence to the teletubbies and, evil as they may be, hateful they are not.

    As much as it pains me, I'll have to take option two.

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    The Peng Challenge Thread(s) Of Past And Present, Where Are YOU all Now?

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    Originally posted by PawBroon:

    What kind of sorry excuse of a Thread would that collective posting by Hope to Be and Trully never Was if there's no Meeks to post in it?

    I was happily living a semi-retired off this Board life when I had to read these particular posts of you abject people.

    And what do I see?!

    Most of you are not even dead by now!

    I mean, what's the point of drinking so wantomly or of being so close to Delaware that your statistical chance to commit suicide are way higher than the rest of the world if you're still hanging in this Pool of Cess so long after its inception?

    And now, not only can't I bask in the knowledge that you've missed me, but I have to cease hoping that my being elsewhere killed most of you from a combo of sorrow and lack of proper Froggish nitwitness.

    Meeks! If you're not dead, which I dread [i know you lot could be dense so what I'm dreading his Meeks' lack of proper stiffness in most of what defined Meeks], come and post here.

    This needs a schism.

    This needs an individual like no other.

    This needs a blatantly talented poster and someone with a quickness of wit that few, if none, here possess.

    Come to think of it, this needs ME.

    Now you can all resume your life or lack thereof.

    It is indeed an honour to meet the noble founder of our House. I was beginning to think you were more of an abstract concept than an actual person.
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    The Peng Challenge Thread(s) Of Past And Present, Where Are YOU all Now?

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    Originally posted by juan_gigante:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG Cavscout:

    Who let Stoat in? Why hasn't someone shooed him into the proper line to sign up for the Special Olympics? Why hasn't 37mm taken him to serf yet? We all know how lonely 37mm gets , he needs something to love and hold and pet and call George.

    Unfortunately for Sir Sir 37mm, stoat has already been snapped up by rleete. So Sir Sir 37mm once again misses the chance to pick up a serf who occasionally visits the MBT or maybe even sends a turn, and is stuck at his wistful grasp at ol' sturmy a month or two back. </font>
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    Peng Decides to Post a Challenge, (but can't figure out what time it is.)

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    Originally posted by juan_gigante:

    Take a day off, and you can miss a thing or two, I guess. Well, let's see... the sig's changed, I suppose I should find a picture to send the Justicar (of me this time... how I regret the indiscretions of youth), and, well, familiarize myself with the history of the House of Pawbroon, I suppose. Such much to do, so little time!

    Are you done with those, boots yet, lad? It is about time you learn to appreciate the priveleges and responsibilities of belonging to a House of the Royal Line, after all, your Liege was proposed to knighthood, by the Queen of the MBT herself.
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    Peng Decides to Post a Challenge, (but can't figure out what time it is.)

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    Originally posted by juan_gigante:

    So, Sir Sir 37mm, you think of me as Jar Jar Binks? I find it odd that you would be labeling me such. As you may recall, your puny British force was soundly walloped by my valient soldiers of the Fatherland. By your own admission, then, you were defeated by one with the intelligence, wits, and general "togetherness" of Jar Jar Binks. But, you may claim "It should have been a tie! That flag was in the center should not have been contested!". A reasonable statement. Jar Jar Binks outwitted you. That, Sir Sir, is not a crown I would proudly wear.

    Or you could post your AAR, and show the Cesspool how it "truely" happened.

    As I awaken from my drunken stupor, it has come to my attention that juan_gigante has completed the quest of soundly walloping the weakest rusted link in the chain of Knights, the pimple on the face of the MBT, the resident village idiot of the Pool - Sir Sir 37mm. He has also stuck around long enough to insert multiple knitting pins and the occasional steak knife into his opponent's unconscious body, which is to be encouraged. I hereby take juan_gigante as my Squire. Dear Joe, please update the website and fill out the paperwork.

    juan, get to polishing my boots. I suggest you rip out a chunk of Sir Sir 37mm's hair to use as a rag.

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    Peng Decides to Post a Challenge, (but can't figure out what time it is.)

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    Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

    You Sir, are a roight ruddy ‘know it all’ buggar and you get me all jipped up good & proper… not as much as that v42blow fellow though.

    My word he gets the wind up me… I cannot even think of a real reason why.

    I mean sure he’s ‘ass backward’ and all but then aren’t most of us?

    I don’t know, it’s as if he’s lacking in ‘something’… brains obviously of course… but then again, most of you have a doggy bag of lobotomised, rotting grey goo stored in your fridges which somehow must provide ‘character’ to your otherwise rotting corpses (except Boo I believe Rose got mixed up at one time & used the doggy bag contents for a stew)… but in v42blows case I doubt he has a doggy bag or a fridge… most likely the grey rotting ****ty remains of his skull are just wrapped up in cellophane & kept outside on a cold night.

    But although brains are certainly what v42blow lack they are not the ‘something’ that drives me up the fecking wall every time I see him make some mundane comment here in this bootiful place… oh & by Peng when we're talking mundane & v42blow we’re talking a ‘Nidan1 & Joe Shaw gently discuss quoting techniques & editing etiquette’ level of mundane... if not worse.

    Dear Peng that’s to 'look forward too' IF he even posts… I mean I completely despise his very existence (literally worrying if the air molecules I am breathing in now have once been inside or even a part of 42vblowhard) and yet even I find his posts to be to irregular… it’s like he’s not ‘bothered’ about this bootiful place!

    I say… feck off if you can’t be 'bothered'

    Who knows, perhaps that’s why I continue to hate him so? His very absence allows me to imaginatively create attributes he clearly does not possess… I can create a ‘proper nemesis fit for me’ rather than have the piss poor reality rubbed into my face too often

    … and that serf that he’s got prime nochte on… that serf jiggly gungun is in here constantly (a bit of a worry really)… how can a serf learn anything (and dear Peng don’t jiggly need some teaching!!!) if the ‘master of sorts’ ain’t ever here?

    … but my real worry about v42blow is that he just hasn’t got what it takes ("it takes all sorts" me' Dad once said, but surely he’d never met v42?)… I suspect that the poor mite is outclassed, out of his league, out on a limb & well just plain out… he’s an endlessly confused & lost waffler… dear Peng he’s Abbot without the (few) good points!!!

    I can just imagine it… say I received news that my kidneys had failed…

    Would v42blow offer to give me his kidney just so he can continue to torture me for longer?

    Would he drink to my health (at least that’s what he’d call it)?

    Dear Peng, would he even send me a get well card that ‘got lost in the post’?

    … on some level I doubt it.

    And in the end what does that say about me?

    What if I cannot find a proper nemesis here, in this place?

    What if all I can find is just a bunch of Oddstralians who should’ve been strangled at birth and Joe Shaw … I mean Joe fecking Shaw for Peng’s sake!!!

    …

    I’m sure I’ve forgotten something…

    ...

    oh yeah, Seanachai you’re a roight sod & all

    You know, a nice bunch of flowers and some chocolotes would be a much better way to express your feelings for me. I don't really go for the raving monologue type anymore. And then there's the whole interspecies barrier thing I have to get over, but with time, I might be able to look at your lowly reptile self without my eyes exploding and then, who knows, I just might allow you to get up close and personal with the sole of my old tramping boots.
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    A Pengly Pastafarian Challenges The Notion of Spaghetti Monster Side Salads

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    Originally posted by shlitzzlipzz@hotmail.com:

    should'nunt this be moved to a more general type discussion forum?

    Good Lord, Joe, another one followed you home. If no one shows it the door, I am going to administer a dose of completely painless gas to paralyse it, followed by inhumane torture stopping just short of taking its life. Then I will let it loose in the GF to tell the tale.
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    The Peng Challenge: Now, With Retsyn!

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    Originally posted by juan_gigante:

    Wait a second. Perhaps I need to bone up on my MBT rules and regulations, but if I recall correctly, serfs serve the Cesspool as a whole - not individual knights of it. It is only after one becomes a squire that one becomes the vassal of a particular knight. So Sir Sir 37mm, it is wrong for you to assert that I was stolen from you by Sir v42below, because even though he requested my serfdom, I still serve the MBT as a whole. We'd need the Justicar to confirm my suspicions, or the Auxilary Blah Blah Blah Replacement Justicar Boo, but I believe that I am correct.

    I have right of first refusal on you lad, and you do not want to upset me by implying you'd prefer to be someone else's Squire, now do you? Otherwise I just might get my manservant Bubba to exercise prime nochte on my behalf.
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    The Peng Challenge: Now, With Retsyn!

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    Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

    Dear Peng who made him a Knight again?

    ‘You refuse to concede defeat’ do you?

    I bet you’re quite proud of that as well!

    Now I know it is too much to expect a yellow faux-oddstralian like yourself to grow a pair but you could’ve at least taken some tissues from your handbag & stuffed them down your kecks to form a ‘reasonable package’. How about insulting my lineage & my dignity, calling me a blowhard & a perfidious piddler? How about you cease analysing regulations for awhile & send me a Pengdamn set-up?

    Refuse to concede defeat!

    I tell you, it’s like being mauled by a damp dishcloth…

    How many times do I have to tell you that you are far too insignificant to ever hope to insult me enough for me to consider thinking about possibly allowing you to send me a set up?

    P.S. You are a blowhard & a perfidious piddler with no lineage to speak of (at least when it comes to the human side of your family) and have the dignity of a Thai hooker.

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