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    'Evil Men Have No Songs.' How is it That the Peng Challenge is Filled With Song?

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

    Hatred update…

    Yesterday morning 2 to 5am… couldn’t sleep and drinking the lab ethanol doesn’t seem to be helping, why won’t Seanachai answer my questions? Perhaps I should’ve mentioned the rifle butt fantasies?

    Yesterday morning 5 to11.30 am… I sleep dreaming of rifle butt’s & v42below

    Yesterday shower time 11.30am to 12.30am… daydream about v42below slipping in the shower & cracking his head on the end of my rifle butt…

    Yesterday afternoon12.30 to 2.30pm… I see that v42below has posted, I cannot tell you how much each & every detested word vexes me… I’d probably detest it only slightly less if he said the words I want to here ‘Doorknocker PLEASE put down the rifle & why’ve you got it the wrong way round?’

    Yesterday afternoon 2-30 to 5.30pm… had a walk with friends, fed some duck’s, released a balloon… all spoilt by the crowds. I kept on seeing v42below… a fleeting glimpse here… a grinning inanity there… a shadow behind a shadow… all very disturbing… I wish I had my rifle… or a rifle

    Yesterday evening 5-30 to 9.00pm… Went to pub with friends… beer, crisps, pool… you know I don’t think a pool cue would be as much fun as a rifle butt

    Yesterday evening 9 to 12.30 am… I finish writing up some results but everything’s odd… According to the graph there is no optimum time for splitting open v42below’s neural cavity with a series of heavy dull impacts…

    This morning 12.30 to 4am… v42below wants to make me village idiot… he thinks flattery will get him anywhere? I’m STILL going to ‘release his potential’ with some major hot butt play… err rifle butt play

    This morning 4to 9am… sleep, maybe I need more sleep… it can’t be healthy… well it sure beats having your brains beaten out I’d imagine

    This day 9am to 5pm… lot’s of staining, lot’s of hanging around, lot’s of waiting for my stain’s to develop, a bit of a quiet day really, what with all the staining & all… still it gave me lot’s of time to not think about v42below’s face & my butt… lot’s of time

    This evening 5pm to now… travelled home & wrote this, this thing… I think I’m getting better now… Peng that is one hell of an awful newbie… you need a Messiah pal? Cos I need a flock… sigh

    Now, I don't know why, but when I try to imagine our Village Idiot typing this stuff, I always see him as that crazy military guy from American Beauty, the one with the drug dealer son and wacko wife.
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    'Evil Men Have No Songs.' How is it That the Peng Challenge is Filled With Song?

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by dalem:

    In case you're serious...

    [real life]

    Steve & I are friends. I trust him enough to feed him my own liquor and give him a sword to play with while I explain to him at length how and why his politics are all wrong and mine are right. Remember that many of us here in the Cesspool have actually met each other and hang out together. Papa Khann, Lars, Seanachai, me, and for a while Xyphorus, all live in the Twin Cities area. I know where all these buggers live and that keeps them in line.[/real life]

    Text sarcasm is lost on you.
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    Peng is the mother of all challenges

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Wow! That was wonderfully incoherent. Your Analyst must be a favourite at parties.

    Hmm, hmm, hmm, scrub, scrub, scrub...

    He's all yours, Berli. Don't forget to use square-headed nails.

    You're just jealous I've got the closest thing to a mortal enemy since you had Cabron69 and a Knight of the Pool, no less. Well actually he is less than that, much less. If only Joe had a spine, I wouldn't have to avoid typing that idiot's name (not Joe's, the fact that Joe is an idiot goes without saying) so as not to give him the honour of bolding it.
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    Peng is the mother of all challenges

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

    Seanachai I may be the Messiah & you may be a fecking wi… a feckiwi… a feck wit… but I understand my weaknesses & my strength’s & I understand your own… I don’t have many of the former of course but I do know that you understand hatred.

    It began… I don’t know a few months ago… twas an initial fling really at first a slap, a tickle, a giggle… but oh how has it developed.

    I’m consumed Seanachai… totally

    Last night I couldn’t sleep… every synapse, every space of my being was full of sheer, complete, total & absolute loathing…

    I don’t understand… we’re talking about ME… the fecking Messiah

    And v42below… the… the thing… that has a… v… in its name

    Why can’t I hate you or Joe or my liege or that triple damned Nu-Yoika?

    Why can’t I hate someone deserving of my hate?

    The twisted ‘my 56mm penetrating column is impotent’ feckwit Grog’ole Dorosh or perhaps… I don’t know… that Belgian (I know, I know he may be a piece of hippy Eurotrash but still… compare that fecker with v42below) or maybe… that other person… the one with the limp…

    Oh who am I kidding… I don’t CARE about any of those skidmark sniffing grave diggers… I ONLY care about v42below

    and WHY?

    WHY?

    WHY?

    How can such an unworthy *sigh* man *sigh*… deserve so much WASTED hatred?

    With the experiment now complete it is time for the implant to come out. Please go out and purchase some of that lovely potion that is 42below and consume the bottle on your front porch. Once you pass out my evil minions will do the rest. You will wake up with ignorant bliss. True, you will also lose all capability for thought and speech but unfortunately that is an unavoidable side effect and, given your current state, the change will be an improvement.
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    Peng is the mother of all challenges

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by *YK2*:

    heresy

    MADE ME!

    I am forged by none other than Peng

    MADE ME!

    The revolting twerp has denied my ascension at every opportunity (I still boil with rage at the thought of the first thread closing incident).

    He is gone, ended, a whelk in shallow water... I suppose he could be rejuvenated but it'd require a swallowing of pride that I doubt the fool is capable of...

    He must ACCEPT me as HIS Messiah... he must take his place by my side as the first & the GREATEST of my disciples;then & ONLY then will he have life reborn

    Otherwise he is best forgotten </font>

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    Peng is the mother of all challenges

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

    You know there is something about v41belowpar that I truly don’t like… I can’t quite put my finger on it.

    Is it the inane, mind numbingly pointless comments?

    The COMPLETE absence of anything even resembling a pair… heck I don’t even detect a shrivelled up single never mind a pair?

    Perhaps its the ridiculous job title of ‘regulatory analyst’ which I don’t know about you makes me think… unemployed loser, but can count (barely)?

    The whole thing about you having been an illegitimate squire (and from there an illegitimate knight)?

    Is it that fecking website on your profile?

    Could it just be the simple fact that you’re a contemptible kiwi?

    I don’t know.

    But I do know that I’ve all but ANHIALATED that Noba fellow which means I’ll soon require a new ‘challenge’ (especially when taking into account a certain Ladies terrible rate of turn sendingness).

    Am I, the glorious Messiah of the thread, blessing you, a half baked, mono-testicular girlie-buffoon, with a challenge?

    No… well not as you understand the concept.

    You see princess I’m not just going to beat you, I’m going to CRUSH you, I’m going to humiliate you, ruin you, I’m gonna rub your face into the steaming pile of crap your forces will be reduced to.

    Your tank crews will all be cooked alive, each and everyone screaming “why am I being led by a skirt wearing feckwit’, I’m gonna stake EVERY last one of your stinking men … You’re going to pull out your hair (or at least try to anyhows), you’ll scream in your eunuch like manner “that’s not fair”! You’ll probably file a lawsuit, or ring your mommy or call up a ‘tell us about your problem’ radio show… you’ll do anything but take it like a man.

    And why?

    Why will I do this to you?

    Because feckwit I’m going to advertise your destruction to every Tom, Dick & Harry sober enough to listen. Your pansy like tactics will haunt you everywhere you go, people will say, as you go by, “she was BRUTALISED by the Messiah”. You’ll for a while try to come back to the thread, but it just wont feel the same, people will ignore you as they do now of course but it’ll FEEL colder… and then one day it’ll hit you, EVEN the Belgian is laughing at you. Soon afterwards you’ll stop posting, occasionally you’ll lurk, but for all intents and purposes you’ll vanish, you’ll be forgotten. People wont say “Do you remember 42vblow?”… This simple goal is the reason I’ve blessed you with my presence

    It’s already determined that all this will occur. I have foreseen it… all that is left is for you to merely accept your… fate

    No.
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    Where would Peng be without his challenge?

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    [serious]Din't find a place to leave Adam a message on the sitem so I'll leav one here.

    I really enjoyed the lyrics and the music. I think he's very talented and wish him luck in one of the toughest industries to succeed in. I think if he wants to give himself a btter chance at success though, he does need to work on his voice - has he had any professional voice lessons? It really does make a big difference. [/serious]

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    Where would Peng be without his challenge?

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    I blame v42below ...

    Joe

    Blame me? BLAME ME? I saved us from having to post in this abomination.

    Granted, it may have been a wee bit early for me to start a thread, but the Justicar was away from his post and none of these dimwits have even a smidgeon of initiative, so I stepped up. If you ask me (which I'm sure you won't so I'll tell you anyway), I deserve a title (something short and simple like "Lord Protector of the "Challenge" of the MBT" will do) for my couragous rescue of the MBT from the hands of an incompetent buffoon whom you, in a moment of weakness, allowed to become a knight. Sure, Seanachai may have pissed on him from a considerable height after the ceremony, but that is hardly any consolation.

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    Where would Peng be without his challenge?

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:

    *snip*

    Just one thing.

    One little thing.

    Can we stop posting lameass, stoopid pictures? Not pictures of doofuses for all to mock, but like, glasses of wine and half-nekkid bims on redneck machinery. Mormon wives, UN dogs, aforementioned doofi plates, those are great, but the rest make my eyes bleed. They make smilies look like haiku.

    My work here is done. To the Moosemobile!!!
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