v42below
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Cry me a river of carrots, Joe.
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Oh, and in case some of you are getting that old itch - Crackdom is a comin'
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*snicker*Originally posted by Sir 37mm:Three times... three fecking times I’ve been denied, my threads closed, my rules forgotten… all of them were far better than this one (not difficult admittedly).
My rules were poetry, beautiful hymns to celebrate our Pengful home... this Belgian has created a foul travesty, his words (or lack of them) mock us all, they shame his house, muddy the fine reputation of the beloved One Thread and grant the terrorists yet another victory but worst and most heinous of all they insult me …
I ask, where are the backstabbing Bards, power hungry justicariesses & a malevolent Peng when Stickypixie starts a thread?
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Nonsense, you were not gone, you were simply fulfilling your first quest - to show up Sturmy by doing absolutely nothing. You must understand, lad, that we know much more than you ever could about what you were actually doing. Now keep that stupified look on your face and get back to your quest.Originally posted by juan_gigante:I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
And you thought it would be that easy to get rid of me. Now that I'm done canoeing through Montana, I can go back to my usual business of being snidely irritating from the sidelines.
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I knew putting that "v" at the beginning of my username and being slightly less annoying than most other people was going to pay off some day.Originally posted by Seanachai:I'm simply going to cut people's fecking heads off.
That's it. Nothing more to say, nothing about music that would make your own intestine try to crawl inside itself.
I'm just going to cut people's fecking heads off.
The only decision facing me is if I do it in order of absolute, dog-fornicating annoyance level, or if I simplify it and go for alphabetical order.
This decision is giving me a headache. I'm going to drink a beer, take a couple of aspirin, and put a better edge on my two-handed axe.
And then I'm going to cut people's freaking heads off.
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Happy Birthday, Lars!
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Joe,
What the hell is wrong with you? I set up a new serf for a right proper BOOT opportunity and you have to wander in and ruin it. If someone was stupid enough to write your biography, they's probably title it "Bad Timing".
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juan_gigante, your first task, should you choose to accept it, is to do render SturmSebber's second task utterly impossible. I don't care how you do it, but doing absolutely nothing is a good start and will likely guarantee success.
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Compensating for something, are we?Originally posted by Sir Sir 1355than2'':*snip* your second task is to prove yourself a greater serf than v42blows serf (Julie I think his name was), I don’t care how you do it (although I’d look kindly upon you if it includes high explosive) just do it!
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Sorry to hear about your dog, Dalem.
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Wankffler.Originally posted by Wallybob:It doesn't matter. You still suck.
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Yet another display of ignorance by the village idiot. Serfs serve the Cesspool, that's right, all of it, including members of it as lowly and insignificant as you. I merely have a right of first refusal, and if the little sport proves to be unworthy, I'll cast him adrift, like the trash you fish out of the sewers for your lunch.Originally posted by Sir 37mm:Don't kid yourself you'll accept him as your serf even after he loses, you're lonely see
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Juan, juan, juanito. There are some things you must learn. You are to properly spell and bold the name of any Knight or Squire, no matter how unworthy (and I assure you 37mm is the least worthy of them all).Originally posted by juan_gigante:Sir 37mm, you can expect a setup tomorrow. Actually, because of timezones, I don't know what time you'll get it.
So, now that I'm no longer an SSN I get to be on the Justicar's website. Yes! My dreams of world domination inch ever closer!
You will also note that the title Sir is not used when addressing one another in this thread. 37mm's vain attempts at pomposity may therefore be ignored, even by one as lowly as yourself. He was knighted 37mm (a rather appropriate measurement of his stature in the Pool) and 37mm he shall remain.
Now give him a right good thrashing and we'll see if you're worthy of my BOOT as Squire of the House of PawBroon.
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Point of Order, Joe. Are you dispensing with the convention of properly spelling and bolding the names on Knights and Squires? Or is this just your forgetfulness manifesting itself in a new way, rather than the usual - you forgetting to unzip before you take a leak?Originally posted by Joe Shaw:*snip* Sir V42below*snip*
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I've taken a liking to this one. Mostly because he makes fun of the 37mm, badly I might add, but he tries, which is more than I can say for you lot. Where was I? Roight!Originally posted by juan_gigante:Actually Sir 37mm, it may interest you to know that I challenged MadMatt a week or so ago... I made a special thread for it. It is a few pages back and is called "Time To Go Head Up". I won't post a link because I don't like you very much and would enjoy having you do extra work.
I gave it some thought, and I elected not to challenge you, Sir 37mm. I would prefer to challenge someone who would actually finish a game with me, not run crying to their mommies around turn 13 because "The mean man killed my panzers!". Besides, I'd feel kind of bad about taking you to the cleaners like that. I'm just like that. It's not that I'm particularly good. It's that your remarkable lack of skill at doing, well, anything makes it an impressive achievement everytime you even figure out how to turn your computer on and stumble onto this forum. But, if someday you decided to man up and take your lumps, I suppose I could make time in my busy schedule to slap you around a little. Just make it a small battle, so that you will have less time to feel the pain, and maybe I'll show a little mercy.
I, v42below, Knight of the Cesspool, do hereby propose juan_gigante to the rank of serf of the Cesspool. May the Lord have mercy on his soul. This day of our Lord...et cetera, et cetera.
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Maybe you should go suck on a fat one...
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Cartoon grog.Originally posted by Dave H:Pardon the interruption, but I can't allow this flippant slur upon a beloved Hannah Barbera cartoon character to pass unremarked. Even a complete nincompoop from Ohio should know that El Kabong was the alter ego of Quick Draw McGraw. The vastly inferior Deputy Dawg had no secret identity. Boo, this is such a discouraging error you made. Those few lingering brain cells of yours are going so fast. *snip*
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Speedy - Ordinarily I wouldn't do this for an Aussie, but I will down a glass of fine NZ cab sav to your grandad tonight.
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The twit lists Frank Sinatra as his "interest". I say let's do the world a favour and put him through the mulcher right now. This place could use some proper fertaliser.
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All Australians have always looked the same to me, but I never realised there was actually some sort of machine in WA physically ensuring they were equal in all respects.Originally posted by Nidan1:...I don't know what Noba's problem might be, but it probably has something to do with his proximity to the equater.
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What the hell was that? Good lord, lad, he asked you what language you speak!Originally posted by Tiredboots:...I started life speaking on of the most(probably THE most)sophisticated & elegant tongue...
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Don't be silly. Her Majesty prefers wine (although she has been known to lift her spirits with other bevarages from time to time). Now, I'm not sure if this is available in the UK, but for those of you who prefer red - this is an excellent value wine.
I bought a case of it after trying my first bottle.
More info here: http://www.capricornwines.co.nz/red.html
I hope that the Americans here will find that it is unavailable in their forsaken wasteland. It's too good for the bunch of you, really.
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