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Now now. Its not as if I had been spamming the PF with dozens of posts every day now is it. Besides, political discussions are so pre-election. No one does them these days anyway.

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*sigh*

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Shouldnt that be compassionate comparisonationism?

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I think there is a lesson to be learned from this thread title...If the thread title and first post are sucky enough, the incarnation of the M.B.T. will linger on for too long. We need a fresh thread dammit, and some real good battles!

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So now Im bored.

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Congratulations j_red!!!!

I suggest you head over to THIS thread find some like-minded-friends to play with.

[ June 24, 2004, 08:53 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ]

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so YOU are the secret mailer?

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Sod off you imbecille.

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Originally posted by v42below:

Anniversary of Barbarossa today. Not that you dimwits would care, but I would like to remember the border guards and soldiers who on this day in 1941 attempted to defend their country, whilst being under strict orders not to fire on the advancing enemy. Life is a cruel joke sometimes.

We will remember them.

Ah yes... I see you are using the phrase their country in the widest possible sense, since the Soviet soldiers were well inside Poland and Lithuania at the time.

Must not let pesky facts get in the way of your teary-eyed salute to the communists of Stalinist russia though eh, so carry on lad. Have a drink for the gulag-guards while you're at it.

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:

Hm...then who is it...

It has to be CM player then.

I saw Joe scribbling... secretly. </font>

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Hm...then who is it...

I feel a good 'ol Sherlock Holmes episode looming at the horizon... "the mystery of the silly emails that were never read"

It has to be CM player then.

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Just so everyone knows looks at Seanachai I never read emails from ppl I dont know who they are. Lately I have noticed a sharp increase in odd-emails...and whoever's writing them looks at Seanachai should know they are wasting their time.

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Yea...because if there is one thing I do on these forums its trying to get as many hugs and kisses as possible...Im truly pining for that.

Shouldnt you be out somewhere insulting ppl btw? Now begone little fella, Im sure you can find plenty of ppl in the GF to give the Rambo-treatment..

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[ June 19, 2004, 07:15 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ]

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Alright, which one of you bastards sent me an email inviting me to the peace and love forums?

Just when I thought I couldnt hate you anymore you bastards...

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How do those flashbacks work Nidan?

Is it just a feeling of being there, or do you start like...listening for incoming rounds and stuff like that too?

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Hortlund you poison toad, tell me I have beautiful eyes right now or we begin the folk dancing!

Whats with the obsession of following people around while pestering them to tell you pickup-lines? Are you that lonely? Pickup-lines, I might add, of such abysmal quality that one would think they were stolen from some hideous 1970-era German porn movie? Complete with hairy buts and loud screams of "Ja Ja Olga, in die bumme".

German porn btw, is so wrong on so many levels. One of the more obvious levels is that the german language is one of those disasters from ages past, where someone probably set out with the intent to create a nice language, but failed miserably and instead got stuck with a language only usable for directing panzers or bullying people around. So when you have a german porn movie and the "actors" are telling eachother what to do next or how much they appreciate one thing or another, it always sounds like they are planning to invade some innocent country or ordering their panzers to attack the hills to the left.

I mean what other language could call a butterfly Schmetterling?

(butterflies btw, has to be the most harmless creature on the face of this planet..even a furry rabbit looks like a bloodthirsty werewolf when compared to a butterfly)

"Schmetterling"....thats something you would expect translates into "dive bomber" or "machine gun" or "vicious sword with lots of pointy knobs".

Anyway, talk to the eurohomo if you are looking for some male flirting and leave me alone you imbecille.

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Originally posted by Kobal2:

And they say we French are unhygienic.

Where there's smoke there's fire...

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I just realized that I cannot stand Kobal2 (sp not . Much like a bowl of snot he just sits there, annoying the hell out of anyone who accidentally happens to spot him...filling everyone with a strange combination of disgust and confusion.

Actually make that a bowl of french snot, smelling like garlic, with horrific little lumps of cheese in there.

Yuck That french bastard.

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Shouldnt you be returning turns btw Nidan1?

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heh that guy looks like he is about to sacrifice that fish to some ancient nordic god.

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I knew it "He cannot possibly be this dumb" I thought, "he is probably just lonely and acts all provocative to find a new victim to stalk.

See I have this all figured out, you are very much like that bullied dreadful kid in school who used to chase all the girls around with a booger on his finger. The more they ran the more excited he was because of all the attention he was getting. Well, I can picture you now, sitting there infront of your computer with a devlish grin on your face, sweating heavily from your upper lip as you feverishly hit the refresh-button waiting for another reply from me..."your enemy".

But no, I will not be your mortal enemy Seanachai I will not give you that much attention, because I know you will only become worse after that. Sure it will start with some innocent posts in here, followed by some innocent e-cards with some hidious poem...but then the emails will start ...and eventually maybe even a setup will arrive in my inbox, a hideous setup, the kind of setup you would expect to see from someone who never ever played CM but instead works full-day as a tender of stillborn sheep... The kind of setup where someone has bought nothing but 3 pillboxes and placed them facing the wrong way in his own bottom left corner of a huge woods-only, 90 turns, night-map...and then plays at 1 turn/week pace...just to piss the other one off when he 90 weeks later realizes he has spent 90 weeks playing pbem solitare...

But that is not enough...I know your type you liberal swine

...sooner or later, sooner or later I know you will stand outside my door dressed as a Bulgarian folk-dancer with a bottle of $5 whiskey in one hand and a sleeping bag in the other, wanting to move in with me, with vauge promises of lan games, folk-dancing and free whiskey dripping from your lips.

it aint gonna happen

so you might just as well look for another target for your perversions.

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Ethnicity grog

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

You wouldn't know if it was French even if it bellowed "bonjour", wore a stripey shirt with a string of garlic and used its tongue.

Yeknod

You imbecille, that is not "french" that is "ohio" (ohioeen?)

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Well, there are bad thread-titles and there are bad thread-titles. To my recollection there has only ever been one not-bad thread title.

But this thread is almost french in its suckiness. I mean we are but one small step away from "This is the Freedom Challenge thread"

Sheesh

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

you were arguing like a complete and utter halfwit...

Well, I am a lawyer...what did you expect? (Rethorical question, no need to answer those remember).