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    So, who's disappointed?

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Pvt. Ryan:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by juan_gigante:

    3rd: Remember, there will still be a scenario editor, QBs, etc that can either be US vs. Arabs or US vs. US, so if the campaign doesn't float your boat, you still have something to do.

    With very limited OOB's. </font>
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    So, who's disappointed?

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Pirx:

    The backstory has the Americans working with a multinational force including many other Middle East nations. What is the likelihood of that happening under the Bush administration,

    hehee, that made me laugh.

    I agree though, I would have preferred a US attacks Iran scenario too. But then again, how hard would it be to change that setting? All you'd have to do is edit the victory flags...the rest is pretty much the same.

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    Ain't It Just Like the Peng Challenge To Play Tricks When You're Tryin To Be So Quiet

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Yes yes...you bastards have made me realize that I have been looking at this situation from a glass-is-half-empty point of view.

    Who was it that said that hope is what destroys a man? It was Morgan Freeman in Shawshank redemption wasnt it?

    You evil bastards, I see your plan now...you are as clever as you are vile. By dripping words of honey into my ear you have managed to lit that small beacon of hope that I tried to drown yesterday with excessive amounts of beer and vodka.

    Bastards bastards bastards.

    All of you...Joe, Seanachai and MrPeng can expect setups in the mail. It will be something featuring a vast, empty, barren desert...it will be the CMAK version of my lovelife.

    You have been challenged you evil bastards.

    [ October 01, 2005, 07:48 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ]

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    Ain't It Just Like the Peng Challenge To Play Tricks When You're Tryin To Be So Quiet

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    That's nothing. I just returned from a Nordic Roots Music Festival at the Cedar Cultural Center.

    Right now every cell in my body screams "WHY". And no, not why did he return, although now that I think about it, that is an excellent question too...I have smart cells apparently. But why in gawds name would ANYONE go to a Nordic roots music festival at a place callled the cedar cultural center? The name of the "festival" and the place of the "festival" is warning enough...its like bright red lights and an airride siren going off at 140 db.
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    Can A German Find Happiness Without the Peng Challenge?

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Hmpf, unfair. I may not be an Olde One (thank heavens), nor may I be a Senior Knight. But I am a Knight dammit. And even though I am fully able to make an asshole out of myself in the GF, and annoy the hell out of innocent bystanders, I have never once broken the rules here in the M.B.T. And...now that I think about it, I have even been a threadstarter once.

    My moment of glory

    Anyway, blame that bugger Lars it is all his fault anyway.

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    Can A German Find Happiness Without the Peng Challenge?

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    To the benefit of the neolithic site, which shone in the light of your inadequacy.

    I can almost hear the surly mumblings of the original builders: That's what's going to come out of this?! A tourist attraction visited by Right wing lawyers from Squarehead land?!! Let's just build a take-away Vindaloo shop, and sod it...

    Well, they could have done something more than just raise a couple of rocks really. Besides, they look much larger in pictures than in real life.

    And trust the British to build a fecking freeway 50 meters off the stones, thats a pretty much guaranteed mood-killer if you make it past the damn parking lot thats on the other side of the place and battle your way through the hordes of tourists. I wonder why they dont show that in all the images you can get of rocks in sunset/rise, lightning, aurora borealis, clouds, whatever. "Here, come visit Stonehenge, you can watch some small rocks scattered across the ground while you listen to traffic and get bumped into by annoying japanese tourists"

    You got to hand it to those druid wannabees that gather there annually now pretending to be wise and spiritual or whatever (as opposed to stoned, sad and horny, which they really are) really. I mean trying to muster some sort of mystical feeling at stonehenge now is about as easy as sitting on the dancefloor of a packed club trying to meditate on the sound of silence while drunk teenagers dance around you.

    Dont ever go to Stonehenge Seanachai you'll be bored out of your wits and the place will forever lose its mystical image afterwards.

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