Hortlund

I know they dont have a rest mass. That is rarely a problem for photons since they always travel at the speed of light though, and when they do that, they do have a mass.

Nothing fit to print, no.

I thought photons were both "a wavelength" and "has a mass". At least that is what I remember from physics class.

So what is Shtora and how does it work and why are you impressed by it?

Ewww...you eat flies?

Here you go ..oops ...TWANNGG

Soap was invented in 2800 BC in Babylonia. Perhaps you should technologize in smaller steps? </font>

So...things are looking good... And she has already met me thankyouverymuch...she works in one of "my" banks. Anyway, whats the local girls like in Iraq? Do they all have moustaches? Are there any good looking ones? Are there anyones who dare go outside without a veil/burka/whatever?

I am now in the process of chatting up a girl via the telephone. Wish me luck. Im suspecting that the phone is unable to communicate body odors, maybe that is why I am so successful on the phone. Genious invention that phone...

Does every single thread have to turn into this stupid sniping at BFC and/or the US? Cant we just ban a couple of the most obvious trolls and enjoy the tranquility after that?

Im sorry dear. You see, every other weekend, I leave Casa Hortlund and travel north to my old hometown to spend a weekend with the kids. Not so much forum-time these weekends. So you'll have to do with this:

hmpf

Howcome you earned the title Spanker of the Swedish anyway? And howcome Ive never been spanked by you? (Now there is a nice mental image for the rest of you sods)

Im sorry NG but I cant run CM on my laptop, and this ol laptop is all Ive got now since I moved to another town and changed jobs and all. Soo either we wait until I buy a new computer sometime next year, or you'll have to try your luck against me in some other type of game. Like chess.

But surely you guys must run into classified areas too. Like the exact armor capabilities of the Abrams for example. Or the exact peneteration ability of the AT-14. So how do you guys model that? When you dont have the armor stats for the Abrams, or the penetration ability of the AT-14. How do you model that AT-14 hitting the Abrams? This is a genuine question btw, no critizism.

Today I drink coffee.

See, there is an upside with being ugly. I dont have to fear camel spiders. *cracks open another beer* mmmMMMmm beer

*sniff* *sniff* that is so beautiful *wipes tear from eye* Thanks Joe

This is during the traditional Swedish midsummer-night celebration a couple of months ago. You may use it to scare children with.

ok ok ok, picture coming up

Shaw I demand to be added to the list of Knights on the webpage. It is my right dammit.

Hes got to be a sockpuppet. No one in their right mind would jump into the Cess for their first p....oohh...

Seriously. His first words ever on these forums were "Im happier than a pig in ****". Thats GOT to account for something. We need to start some form of Darwin award for SSNs

Wtf, that was a first post?

LMFAO How the hell did that happen *in tears*