Hortlund

A Rangers last stand, with you as the Americans. Muahahahahaahahaha.

Alright, I'll send you the setup in an hour or so. Are you still on the same email as last time?

Oh God that brings back horrible memories. But after earning my knighthood I swore never again to embark on an armored-cars-only battle. But if I remember correctly, your cowardly and horribly gamey use of lend-lease tanks against my poor starving outnumbered pixeltruppen earned you a victory in our previous battle. I demand restitution. Brits at Anzio. I'll be the tea-drinkers, you be the sauerkraut-munchers.

Great...how about sending me a setup to celebrate? Something in Italy?

Soddball is doomed...DOOMED I tell you. He foolishly let me have the Krauts in an Italian scenario. Little does he know that I have purchased: 1 Tiger 1 Marder II 1 PSW 233 1 88mm PAK 1 50mm PAK 1 Sdkfz 7 to tow the 88mm PAK 1 Company of Fusiliers 1 Company of Jägers 1 Platoon of Pioneers with flamethrowers 1 Platoon of Recon infantry 3 x Psk 1 Tank hunter 1 LMG 3x 75mm Arty spotters 1 81mm arty spotter He does not know that my plan is to advance across the hills closest to the town and set up a fire base at the top of Hill 153 (the name I have secretly given to the hill closest to the town) From there my Tiger and my 88mm PAK will dominate the countryside. Under cover from those monsters, my infantry will advance to the village and secure it. I will deploy my infantry in the buildings, and my flamethrowers will hide in the nearby woods. Then I will wait for his clumsy attempt to take the town. Poor lad, he doesnt stand a chance. Now...some of you might think it is foolish of me to post my forces and my tactical plans like this. However, Soddball is completely worthless when it comes to playing Combat Mission, and he will royally screw up this battle too, like he always does. Besides, Im pretty sure that he cant read anyway...judging from his senseless ramblings in these forums, its pretty obvious to anyone that he only sits infront of his computer hitting keys at random on his keyboard. The tosser... In fact, I was toying with the idea of only buying unarmed trucks to at least give him SOME chance, but alas, the purchase limits prevented that. Oh..and as a particularily nasty surprise for old Soddball, Im going to use my artillery and plaster the part of the map where I suspect he has placed his units in the setup. Man...he is really worthless...already before turn 1 has he tanked the battle. Snarker how about a game?

So where the hell did you send my setup? Because you sure didnt send it to the right adress.

yes yes yes...now how about one for the Knight too hmm?

Apparently poor Nidan is in for a short but brutal lesson in the art of ambushes.

Fine fine. Except the sucking part, if you are looking for homosexual love, you should turn to Boggs not that there is anything wrong with THAT....

Everyone owes me turns...bastards

And the terms?

*makes Jedi-mind-trick-gestures with hand* This is not the thread you are looking for. Sod off.

Yeah, smart move, make an operation that no one without a Cray 2 computer can play.

Soddball You über-sad pathetic excuse of a computer nerd. Where the HELL is my setup? If you are too scared and want to back down JUST SAY SO dammit. Dont make me come here and waste my time among these waffleheathens. DAMMIT. QB, 2000 points, ME, you can use one of the maps that were included in the game, you pick sides and set us up.

Stop complaining, whatever you have its got to be better than the two guys in a bathtub on wheels I have to put up with. And for your information Boggs just because you convey the mental image of a lute-playing hippie, that doesnt mean you automatically become my image of a dream date (which is Denise Richards AND Britney Spears btw). See some of us does not automatically associate dating with whatever mammal is on our mind at that second. Pervert. And your demise in the desert would go alot quicker if you would bother to send turns once in a while dammit.

Why yes ma'am. If only I could get the kids to sleep that is *sigh* I trust you are having a good day too? And I just have to congratulate you on your recent massacre in "the other thread". A true work of art.

Yes, well, to aid your quest to understand strange civilizations, you should probably learn some basic communication skills first. Something to think about while you SOD OFF

If you spent half as much time with your setups as you do with your poetry, you might actually be an opponent to worry about. But since your setups suck (I know this even before seeing your setup, I can sense it), and since you convey the mental image of a guy wearing a dress, sitting barefoot on a rock somewhere humming while composing his next ode to the flowers...lets just say that Im not worried one bit. Soon you can start working on your next poem "The woeful end of the Italian tanker". Git

Very well. I shall quickly put you out of your misery. Bleinhem blunder it is. Setup is in your inbox. Naturally, I will command the über-Germans and you will control the tea-drinkers...it seems only fitting.

Nah, your not getting off that easy...

Wohoo!! Second place!!

Speaking of the Ladies of the Pool... I have a question to the Olde ones. Now that Lady Nidan and Afterglow-Boggs have come out of the closet so to speak, are we to treat them as Ladies of the Pool? Or can we continue to treat them like the utter pillocks they truly are?

I see that you are following in the footsteps of your liege like a good squire. Naturally there is no scenario named "Fight for water" on the CD. There is one called "Clash of Titans" though...but I understand that you got those two confused...I mean both scenario names consists of three words, and some of the letters are used in both. Anyway, Im already spoken for when it comes to that scenario, so I sent you another one. Since you wanted Italians vs Brits, I picked "Scouts out".

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *gasp for air* HAHAHAhahahahahhahahAhahAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAha oh dear, I think I broke my nose. Setup is coming your way. We'll have to do it PBEM since I have no intention of staying up to 5am just to whop your be-hind in a tcp-session.