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Nothing to be scared of....really M'Lady. Crows, in their dealings with humans, are rather benign creatures.

Its probably cheaper than allowing him to expend multi-million dollar smart munitions, from multi million dollar weapons platforms, destroying things that we will have to spend millions of dollars, later on, to rebuild..

Its over 60 in New York today...freeze your ass off!

Ugh!, at least I have some rocks on my side.

Say your prayers Shaw!!!

Name your CM you blaggard!!!! and I will meet you on the field of honor, that's what I'll do !!! Can I finish my dinner first?

HA! Shaw, I laugh at your feeble attempts to diguise the fact that you have longed to be an Olde One possibly forever in my estimation, and that you would bear any burden, oppose any foe (is that from some old inaugural speech?) right any wrong....wrong any right, to become a full fledged Olde One....(is there such a description as half fledged?)....what the hell is fledged anyway? But I digress.....Joe, you have shamelessly lobbied to be an Olde One for as long as it has been my displeasure to know you.

We ALL know somone who has left out either a "been" or should have used an"ed" ending. How could anyone so inept with the English language be considered for Olde One status? Now my English is not perfect, but then I am not campaigning to be an Olde One am I? If I were campaigning, I would have to say more silly things, I guess.

Are you just vacationing, or can you send turns as well as snappy posts? Or did the Aussie Authorities throw you in the slammer the minute you stepped foot on their soil.

Usually they require proficiency with edged weapons first, but sometimes they accept more primative skills.

Yes, but its the secret to avoid teary eyes when cutting onions. Sharper knives reduce the amount of smelly enzymes that create the sulpher mixture which causes one to get teary eyed. I'm sure the lovely Mrs. Lars would rather avoid that unpleasantness when filleting the old man. Also bludgeoning is so Eighties.

Lars is no "tomcat" more like "chipmonk", if you get my drift.

She can use the newly sharpened ones to fillet you right after Christmas.

No! you half-wit it's killing Seanachai . The rest of us are immune.

and hopefully that fact in itself will send you on a speedy, one way trip to the Otherworld. (if they let you in)

Face it muchachos, when the Corps gets together nothing can stop it.

I went there on R&R in 1967. Bugis Street was an infamous area of transvestite clubs, where all of the shows were done by transsexual and transvestite performers, even the bar girls were not really girls at all. It was reknowned throughout Asia at the time and tourists flocked to the area at night for the shows. Unless you brought along a real female with you, you could never tell what the rest of the "girls" really were, and some of them were beautiful as I recall. From what I have read, it is no longer like that anymore, but the street has been turned into an exclusive shopping area. Kill joys.

Was Bugis Street still a mecca for transvestities when you were there Berli? Come on you can tell us.

I demand that he post a picture of his armored hummer, so we can mod it for the Marines module. That aside, I vote he returns to the Cesspool with whatever rank he wants....after all he is a Marine AND an Officer....they never lie. Semper Fi!

Don't let the fine sand get up your ass Jarhead! and remember these immortal words... "But when it comes to slaughter You will do your work on water, An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it. "

Not to mention the holes in both of your heads.

Time? TIME!! you go to it you...you Joe Shaw you. If anyone has time it is you. After all, now that bankers have finished sucking every last penny out of our economy and given it to filthy rich CEOs of poorly operated corporations, what else would have have to do?? Oh yeah, I guess now is the time to start squeezing blood from stones....eh Joe? Oh and I have lined up some retired Somali pirates.....they are looking for nice homes in suburban areas around San Diego...no references, but lots of cash...can you fix them up with nice low interest home loans?

An interesting visual.....how does one "restrain one's fingers", as Shaw so aptly puts it. Chinese handcuffs maybe? Duct tape? We should investigate further, after all what else is there to do on the day after Thanksgiving. All this Black Friday shopping hype is killing me.

Where he lives you can only pull in the BBC, and Telemundo, but it's very snowy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD1TRm0cZ5k You should at least wait until the refined baboons, like myself, get a chance to read the thread. You are right about the rest of this lot, however. Leave it to the most unrefined baboon of all, Emrys, to come up with the insulting Vietnam reference.