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Nidan1

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  1. Sheesh. Geography. Plate Tectonics. Same diff. btw You sure get up grumpy in the morning. Grumpiness explained. How's it feel to be Boo's toy boy? Mace </font>
  2. I mean it this time! Just you watch, I'm so outta here that NASA won't find me. </font>
  3. I usually play PBEM now, but I have a weekly "date" for a TCP/IP battle with a fellow that I have become fast friends with through CM. Now this guy certainly takes his time plotting moves, (we don't use the timer), and depending on the size of the battle we are playing, I could go have lunch and come back to the game and he will be still plotting. Some might find that annoying, but once you develop a relationship with an opponent, it no longer matters if the games run long. It's definitely not a "click fest", and in our case we have great fun. What you do need in this situation is an understanding spouse or significant other, who doesnt mind that you are holed-up in front of the PC, playing a game for 5 or 6 hours straight.
  4. Glad to hear that your wife is better, however be very careful what you wish for, Florida isn't that far away for most of us.
  5. Aa? No farms? I'll have you know me lad that Australia is a primary producer and our main exports include wheat and sheep. So..... If it wasn't my Uncle's farm that I spent my school holidays at (yes I must admit, he had sheep), what was it then? Mace </font>
  6. What the heck are we supposed to be 'aware' of? That there are farm animals? Or are Farm Animals supposed to be aware? The latter makes more sense. I can imagine them keeping an eye out for Mace, for one thing. Perhaps they have 'awareness' lectures instructing Farm Animals of the dangers of Aussies driving around in Utes wearing only t-shirts and no pants, offering them grain and trying to entice them into their vehicles? </font>
  7. Waaass up!!!!! Has Australia finally sunken into the ocean? I don't really care, I was just was testing the new addition to my Sig Line, just something I picked up while trolling the General Discussion Forum. [ September 12, 2003, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]
  8. Look an SSN.... quick Lars ATTACK!!!! Oh wait a minute...you're drunk again .... Leeo??? Boggs??? [ September 11, 2003, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]
  9. Ho! Ho! Ho!.....no it's not Christmas.....just a spontaneous chuckle directed at the obvious discomfort of my former Leige and current battlefield whipping boy...thats right folks....you guessed it... Boo_Radley . Oh how he loves those Brummbars, ladies and gentlemen... AKA Sturmpanzer IV, Sd Kfz 166, Assault Infantry Gun on a Tank Chassis. Has a menacing ring to it, does it not? Built by Deutsche Eisenwerke from April 1943 through March 1945. (make sure Boo doesnt slip them into a 1942 QB). Armament: One 15cm Stuh43 L/12...excellent for forestry work of all kinds...large tree felling, stump clearing...and road building. One 7.92mm MG34...later two...good for close in defense against infantry and also as anti aircraft protection (are you taking this all down Boo ?) 100mm of frontal armor, at a 40 degree angle, 50mm on the sides at a 15 degree angle. Only 30mm in the back of the superstructure, so its quite vulnerable from the rear...no comments please....only 20mm in the rear hull folks...so aim low. The lesson is this....if you find yourself in an attack scenario with Boo as the Germans, and you notice the timeframe anywhere between 4/43 and 3/45, expect to hear this God-awful "BOOMBING" sound early on as Boo's Brummbars as I call them, begin area fire. Seanachai has already...very aptly I might add...described the scene of a Boo_Radley attack, so be afraid folks, be very afraid.
  10. No "bend" is going to help you against this. I bet that other thing isnt even a real car...looks like a clay model to me.
  11. Don't be so hasty, we haven't even begun. If we can't abuse our cousins...where's the fun? Having one nice new crisp Brit to abuse, is worth more than a dozen kangaroo chasers in a bucket of fish entrails. [ September 09, 2003, 09:43 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]
  12. And this coming from a Lawyer. Not only that, but a lawyer from the U.K.. Would thisss make it a barrister, Precioussss? Would it wear a curly wig on it'sss head, hmmmmm? Is it going to challenge someone, Precioussss? </font>
  13. What a revolting thought. Here in Gude Ahld IngoLand, Volvos are driven by the baby milk crowd and the possibly dead. I have strict rules on giving way to people, and it's: No Caravans No Taxis No SUV's No 4x4s No Volvos You will notice that the Volvo is the only manufacturer especially selected for this treatment. The reason behind this is that everyone who buys a Volvo buys it for its 'superb safety record'. This classifies them as the universe's most boring people, the kind of people you avoid at a party because they are busy rootling through the host's collection of dictionaries or cheese graters, the sad mortals who are talking at a lonely young couple with a glazed expression about how great having children is, and how people need to move on and commit, and how the stench of baby spew and poo is socially acceptable, and hanging a 'baby on board' sticker is also socially acceptable, when the real truth is that the kindest thing to do these pathetic, Volvo-buying scrapes of humanity is to throw them bodily into a blast furnace and torture the evil Swedish idiots who introduced such purgatory to my motoring joy. The worst, of course, and the most frequently encountered, are Volvos towing Caravans, who drive at a nice, safe, 38mph down the centre of the main roads, ensuring that it is impossible to either overtake or push them off the road. I hate Volvos. All Volvos are evil and belong in the eleventh pit of hell. Although to be fair, it's hard not to have a sharp-looking car in America, even if it's a Max Suckage Volvo. </font>
  14. It was no dream. We'll save some room for ya when wino's package is finally delivered. See ya then! </font>
  15. Noba are you in contact with that gibberish spouting landsman of yours? Mace has taken to sending me turns that now come up as "A different version" of the game. Then he claims to be deeply involved in "playtesting". Playtesting what? the latest version of "Sesame Street for Pre-Schoolers"? Let Cookie Monster and all your favorite Sesame Street pals teach you phonics and Joey poaching? Please fling a boomarang in his direction and see if it comes back with some gray matter it.
  16. Cheers wafflers, have a dose of molten TNT and this is For you . Arrrgh :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  17. I told Croda not to go stirring up those losers in the Goodale thread, now they are coming in here leaving slime all over the place.
  18. Perhaps I should take a moment to inform the surstromming slurper that Hakko is, in fact, a Seniour Knight of the Cesspool. Just so he knows. </font>
  19. Lady I do believe that AJ has taken to a deep mourning stage. I was in the middle of a game with him back when his father-in-law passed away. Apparently the loss of this man affected him deeply. AJ's wife was spending time with her father near the end, and by the tone of his posts he missed her as well during that time. (I believe her father lived quite a distance away, Australia is a big place). I sent an EMail or two, but never got a response. I do believe however, that a person with the sense of humor that AJ posessed, would not remain in the doldrums forever, a note from you would probably be appreciated. As for konrad he is still active on my IM list, although I have not seen him online for quite sometime, he was in the process of moving, and also had some troublesome personal issues.
  20. You need your bathroom rebuilt? Why, did some of the neighbor kids tip it over? </font>
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