Nidan1

Try the Strategy Guide...then shoot yourself.

Good morning, ladies and germs....for your consideration, I present one Lars the loser. He sends a setup....typical Rune affair, no cover, no concealment, ice and snow, looks like a pool table painted white. Nearly 700 meters of open, flat terrain to cross in the face of dug in and mobile T-34 and KV monster machines. Being the diligent tactician that I am, I plan my assault with maticulous care. So what does Lars the loser do? He complains loudly about being bored. I of course ignore all of his churlishness, and continue my planning. Contact is made!! a desultory tank exchange...I lose a tank..he thinks my assault is broken...foolish man....several turns later all my units arrive at the jump off point, all have LOS to his armor, everything that can be seen is hit.... Lars the loser becomes aware of his error of false pride, and begins whimpering. The time has come to grind his pathetic Russians into dust!!!!!

Leeo, you pompous, gas bag, at least Gaylord sent a turn once in a while.

Here Boo , hug this, and after you are done why don't you go suck on the tail pipe of the Batmobile.

Originally posted by Wildman: Its EVISCERATE...you hapless clod, dont they teach spelling in the Air Force any more? Maybe you and Boo should have a spelling Bee, instead of a hamster match...hey Boo .....how many "D's" in dope. [ September 27, 2003, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

I don't know, Persephone, I'm pretty sure that it's Seanachai who's the Grog Groupie. He's the one who wants to be grogalicious, grogacious and groggerific. Unseemly is what it looks like to me. </font>

Rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! </font>

Originally posted by Stickypox: If you read the rules, you will also see that your E-Mail address must be in your profile, but you also have to CHALLENGE, lad...and not that piddling Aussie Noba either, practice on me, I have a soft spot for people from Belgium, and a Vietnamese as well, this has possibilities.... and I'm one of the nicer blokes in here, as you will no doubt discover if you stick around...either that or Di di mau!!!!

Hey Lars , have you been drinking from the fox pee bottle again? Where is my turn?

So why don't YOU show me how to do it noba. The Faq said ask nicely, and this is the answer i get. You leave me no choice i will have to burn all your panzers!!!! Start a pbem you (choose where, what how etc.) and learn a lesson in niceness if that's a word. Come on you know you need it. </font>

Hey Nick how about sending me a set up? I haven't had a good drubbing from you in months.

Schreck the German word for FEAR or TERROR. Feckn' language grog.

They're in the file marked "Evidence". </font>

Maybe the shreds part is the key? resolved into shreds of it's constituent elements. Sheesh! It's like trying to decode those French Underground messages. Wounds my heart with monotonous regularity. Even that's funnier. Can I vote three times for Andreas? This is almost becoming a comedic emergency. </font>

I thought the punch line was the two year old nephew part, I just don't get it....can you explain Jim ?

That was a frog hand puppet. It is significantly more amusing than anything you have posted here, ever. And that is while it is stowed at the bottom of my dirty underwear hamper. </font>

I don't think anyone could accuse Andreas of being totally witless, he does try. However he usually speaks in riddles, when he fumbles for something humorous, could have something to do with his living in the U.K., but Benny Hill was pretty funny, wasn't he?, and John Cleese is a laff riot, I believe he is in need of a makeover.

Andreas, I await the Manna from Heaven...are you sure you want to stay away for only a year? Seems like too short a time for me. [ September 23, 2003, 09:41 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

Originally post by Andreas: I'll have you know that Shaw can be perfectly dimwitted all by himself, and needs absolutely no help from me.

Hmmmmmmm....lets see...peers into hidden closet...Grog make overs!...would Andreas look good in this?... holds up Pink Lame' Jumpsuit, from a long ago dark period, better not mentioned ....., no this won't do, it does'nt go well with jackboots. pulls out silk John Travolta shirt and tight polyester trousers Ah ha..now this is more like it, all we have to do now is put blonde streaks in his hair, tone down the teeth a little, a few Hustle lessons and viola!! Biermann could put Tony Manero to shame. I wonder if the Brooklyn babes would put up with his never ending drivel on tank gun calibers and armor penetration? I wonder what I have in here for Dorosh? Hey Boo you still have that Leisure Suit assortment I loaned you?

Boggs you truly are a geek but now I need to take a leak...

When addressing Mouse you could have said it rhymes with "squeak", and added something humorous and witty about Rodentia, however, you created a vapid, humorless post that would have been better served in the Goodale Thread. Twit!

I vote for Coventry this Carbon12 character is obviously a Crusader, we don't need any more Crusaders...we already have Seanachai .

My Lord, look at all the dis-array ****scans, the Cesspool and shakes head in dis-belief****. Did Isabel do all this damage? Seems like the tidal surge rolled in all kinds unwanted debris. Looks like they are all alsleep now....good time to get the hell out...bye!

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