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Gaylord Focker

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  1. When it comes to mice all you need is the drivers, if your OS does'nt have them built in for your mouse, only install the drivers.
  2. I repeat, never install anything off of the disc that comes with your mouse, you don't need it and they are known to cause problems. [ October 08, 2003, 02:05 AM: Message edited by: Gaylord Focker ]
  3. If you installed those gay mouse applications that come with some mice, uninstall them, they can cause problems.
  4. He stands 3 ft tall on a bottle of beer His name is Joe With a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there His name is Joe It's out of Utah he rides, his eyes hold tears Outside the Shire lie all his fears His name is Joe With a here here here and a here here there His name is Joe Makes mountains out of mole hills Three of his wives have beards Makin lots o' lovin In the rolls he disapears His name is Joe Sloppy Joe! His name is Joe Sloppy Joe His name is Joe Utah holds Sloppy Joe His name is Joe Sloppy Joe!
  5. Yk2 , you agree with me that women should not have the right to vote or speak when not spoken to right? Boy you sure are perrty....after yer done scrubbin them there floor wit the tooth brush would ya mind make me some pancakes, with maximum women's sufferage? I gotta go take a booze nap out in the bathtub in the front yard.
  6. Joe, just because you really want to beleive that i hold women in contempt does not make it a reality, though i must say you are very funny when you're serious! Joe watch this,.......i can name every planet in the universe!!! Based upon my ultra serious post this makes it so in your mind huh? This could be fun, but all to easy so i won't bother. Joe, does this mean you don't love me anymore? Say it ain't so Joe!
  7. Joe Utahd, do you sincerly beleive that i hold women in contempt? Did you happen to miss my old sig that i borrowed from Austin Powers??? The problem Joe is not mine but yours, you just don't know when i'm kidding or when i'm serious. You're from Utah so this is to be expected. Let me spell it out for you in italics here, i did not have sexual relations with that...er wait, what was i saying? Oh yes, i take people as their own indivudual selves, i don't buy into the broad sweeping generalisations about broads or any other human labeled "group". You are right that i don't care if you like my posts Joe, does that mean the honeymoon is off? I think most of Dorosh's posts are pointless to say the least, does this mean he should stop posting cause his royal majesty (me) is un entertained by them? The answer Joe, is no. Now get that Q-tip out of your nose and chuckwagon your way over to Colorado in hopes of finding a 13th wife to add to your harem of byatches mormon pimp playa supreme.
  8. Nope, drugs just are'nt for me, this stuff just naturally comes to me for some reason. Now if you'll exscuse me i have to get back to News Thread #2 (from Oct. 3rd). In the mean time, suffer the wrath of my spell checkless browser!
  9. Is that so Mr. 2d rendition? Well let me tell you this you 3 d n00b....short burst of harp music Muck fills the bottom of the dark dank pool as rodents scurry about unseen in the thick black crevises of the grey slippery walls. A toad can be heard belching from a far off place as the crickets sing their transcendant song. Upon a hollowed out rotted log i rest one foot. Here it lookls an eternal foggy dusk with a shimmering beam reaching through the mist resting it's warm light upon my weary shoulders. As the day grows late, for some it is at it's start. Is the long and winding road nothing more than an infinitly large sheet of graph paper with circles instead of squares? What are those crickets saying anyway? No one knows the lyrics but we all know the song. Seanachai, i can assure you that i do not need pills of any kind, but what i do need is a turn from Lars. Nevermind that i took days to send one to him.....
  10. Yo, yoU Ju$t MaD cuz you got$ n0 game% in c0uNtEr StRiKe n00b! I frag mad n00bs like panKaks! @#(owusj! #*(JWIOW(@!!!! Ya!! F*( n00b lamerz F9890ers!!! Co*ubnter St*23ri2ke or busT!!! So T%ake TH@t and Sm0ke youz f00lz A$$ n00bs!
  11. Ok you have to at least concede that personal attack should get to be Pestilence!
  12. Gaylord, I would never seek to quibble with you when it comes to 'boring'. </font>
  13. Lowbrow... To YK2: While not the top of my list, a good sing-song from the past. I am honored my Lady... </font>
  14. Can I Borrow a Feeling? (from the simpsons) Can I borrow a feeling? Can you lend me a jar of love? Hurtin' hearts need some healin' Take my hand with your glove of love
  15. Can I Borrow a Feeling? Can I borrow a feeling? Can you lend me a jar of love? Hurtin' hearts need some healin' Take my hand with your glove of love
  16. Yes but not successfully, since they drew first blood, not the Allies.
  17. Will you people stop sexually harassing William Amos or whatever he is complaining about, i don't want the General Forum closed because a few sheep shaggers can't keep thier hands off of anything with a pulse.
  18. On the Ju-88 i'm glad to see not everyone shrugged it off as a light weight barely significant bomber. What i would like to make note of is that it also performed well in the anti-shipping role as well, which is key if you ask me considering the Royal Navy was the best in the world at the time. That is all i have to add for now as many made some fine posts here. It's a shame i didn't find this thread earlier, but better late then never!
  19. Jim Boggs in all honesty should'nt be traded to Cuba for anything, i find his posts refreshing at times, especialy this thread he made here, much better then that drab apocolypse of the SC forum one.
  20. Well it apears that Castro found my offer unfair, perhaps Jim Boggs could be traded for a bag of oranges?
  21. JerseyJohn , once again i agree with you.
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