Soddball

Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

That's not growed up. Still, they'll drop one day. Axe129341209478903274181-971892 - What exactly is so awful about Chilly in Chernobyl? Are you playing Axis or Allies?

My turns have all gone out, because I am a best camper. Cheery Waffle version 2 is complete, and ready for gaming on. It resolves a number of concerns I had with the previous one and also puts into practice a great many of the recommendations put forward by Nippy (who gets a hero's badge for playtesting). It also includes the names of those members of this forum who put themselves forward for inclusion. If you didn't, and want to be included, let me know. My favourite is Keke - who chose the 'fastest German vehicle' Nice wheels, shame about the lack of firepower. Ice Cold in Avnavodsk has gorn out to Axe2121 but has left without briefings because I am rejigging them. For the allies - attack and kill the enemy. Expect reinforcements. brrr. Cold. For the axis - defend and kill the enemy. Expect reinforcements. brrr. cold. [ July 03, 2003, 06:48 AM: Message edited by: Soddball ]

I don't know why. I was just in the zone. Read the honkin' thread, bidj. All will be answered. And ale - well his name's Good Ale, ain't it?

An exhausting sixty seconds with the function, typing in the words "thread of cheery waffle", turned up this: The Origins So yes, you have me to thank for the taming of the Goodale, and your subsequent consumption by this thread of foulness. [ July 02, 2003, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Soddball ]

Moled Wine. Foo. Are you at home now, Axeagraghar or wasting your employer's bandwidth? I have a scenario for you but I don't want to waste the energy emailing it if you're sitting in the janitor's closet with your trousers around your ankles.

Erm - I'll try to finish the briefings tonight and ship it. It depends on lots of stuff, not least on whether I have to work or whether I can have a beer.

Now you tell me! :mad: :mad: </font>

From my own experiences plus this useful AAR, I will be making some changes to the release version of Cheery Waffles (not Cherry Waffles, Nippy, you nincompoop). These will include: Briefings, obviously; Less foliage to cover the Russkie approach to the ford in the woods - it's all too easy to clobber the Germs but much harder to do the same to Ivan the Red and his pals; A few more flamesque and splodesque reinforcements to bolster fun and frolics in the centre and north/west of the map. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Just as I suspected.

I just got a turn from Goodale. :mad: I'll be home in 30 minutes to return it, Maggot - so don't go on holiday just yet. I want to be able to boast that I got 2 Goodale turns in one week. :mad: :mad: Who is mould and ant sitting for you whilst you're away? Do they suck at CM:BB as much as you do? Even if they are a quadraplegic, there's a good chance that they will send turns faster than you do. :mad: Maggot.

Are you saying that you can't hit the hot key for rotation and get it to rotate? :confused: Michael </font>

For this, I will create a special scenario just for you, named "Flame Jim Boggs the Weaseling Weasel". The aim is to set light to evil crack Sharpshooter Jim Boggs with your battalion of flamethrowers and company of flame tanks.

Our game continues although my turn rate has slowed right down due to work commitments. I seem to be a turn down at the moment, so if Cpt. Pies would be kind enough to resend, I will ship out ASAP.

No. Shoo. Get thee hence to thy northern stables

Firstly, the bugfix. It's been there since CM:BO and annoys me no end. Let's say you're placing your units, in the scenario editor or before a battle. You 'place' one unit. You then decide to 'move' one unit, so that you can place and rotate it at the same time. When you've placed the unit, it won't let you then rotate it as it does with all other units. Just annoying. A thought I had this morning was the possibility of placing terrain features such as walls and fences in the same way that you place bunkers or barbed wire. Obviously you could only do this in the scenario editor, I'm not saying you should be able to buy walls in the game. It would be brilliant to be able to place walls and fences in this way, and I wondered what the possibility of it was?

I remember in Kelly's Heroes that Kelly was on the back of Oddball's tank with the .50 cal. Is that useful? I saw it in a film, so it must be true.

Vanquish, mong. :mad: So what if they're owned by Ford. I used to work for Ford. It means that I get a discount when, in 2 years time (when it's released), I go shopping for this: Hubba Hubba. 60 Grand's worth of pure automotive heaven - and a beaver magnet to boot. :mad: I'll sell my own PBEM opponents to own it. Incidentally, my game against MasterGoodale has now been running for 6 months and I am trying to decide whether this is the time to call upon The Brood and declare MasterGoodale a No-Turn-Sending-Pus-Monkey. 6 Months for a 40-turn game? WTF!!

Tch. Nonces. Who the hell would spit and curse our very existence if we were in the Opponent Finder forum? That's like going out and buying an Aston Martin Vanquish and then parking it under a tree where birds roost every night. :mad: :mad: :mad: I fought like a bidj for promotion to the main forum. :mad:

Send me a damn turn, you spanner. I feel the need to complete your ritual humiliation. I look forward to owning your sig. Hoor.

Turns are out to quite a large number of you. If anyone needs scenarios, I would like two vict...volunteers to playtest the updated version of Island in the Sun (ME, sunny, dry) Ice Cold in Avnavodksk (Russkie attack, Dec 41, Snow, Snow and Snow).

BREAKING NEWS: Smuggled TNT captured by Greeks: MasterGoodale unable to send turns as a result!! At least, that's his excuse. I know it's because he's a pregnant junkie faghag. :mad: :mad:

Can I borrow this as a new sig line? </font>

We haven't even started yet. I'm gobbing strings of hot molten TNT, I'm so angry!! :mad: :mad: Ice Cold in Avnavodsk is ready for playtesting. DaveH can chomp my cheese, cos he ain't getting it! :mad: :mad: (and bad)