[The Cheery Waffle Thread: Some will understand, losers will post in the peng thread.]

Bah. I got Clinton.

[The Cheery Waffle Thread: Some will understand, losers will post in the peng thread.]

Bah. I got Clinton.

[Ferdinand/Elefant Availability?]

It's on the Eastern Front.

[What u want to see in CMX2]

Ninjas.

[Speed of play]

I found that even though my PC had an 850Mhz Athlon processor and 512MB RAM, my old GeForce with 32MB DDR wasn't cutting the mustard on battles over 1,200 points. I replaced it with a GeForce Ti4200 with 128MB DDR and hey presto! 20,000 point games are my friend.

[Maggot picks Waffle to be his Cherry mate]

Enormous Chopper!

[Who Needs CMX2, we have the Peng Challenge!]

Originally posted by rleete:

Jamoomba is an ass. Powerless, yet with overly vocal supporters. Should there be a burning at the stake for one of them (I'm looking at you, Soddy), I may be persuaded to change my position.

Like from sitting to more of a reclining one.

I don't combust.

Worship Jamoomba or be stricken with thunderbolts, infidel!

[Who Needs CMX2, we have the Peng Challenge!]

Jamoomba decrees that this challenge thread is the one true Peng thread. All hail the wise decrees of Jamoomba!

[US Massecres]

If you want to discuss it, then head for the General Forum. That's where the topic has been moved to.

[Who's a TNT Chuckin' Maggot? Anyone in the Waffle Thread, of course.]

Originally posted by Axe2121:

Will I choose flamethrower?

88?

Or Tiger?

YOU DON'T KNOW! :mad: :mad: :mad:

And we don't care. No matter what you choose, the Icy Hand of Suckage still rules your games.

[Arty spotters]

Can I recommend you delve momentarily into the Manual? It should answer all of these questions.

[Who's a TNT Chuckin' Maggot? Anyone in the Waffle Thread, of course.]

I have Bidberg Heights, Forward Recon and Inferno ready to roll.

Forward Recon is a dinky map with teensy forces - fast and fun - 14 turns I think. Bidberg Heights is a bit beefier and 24 turns. Inferno is - just special in every way.

I think we should let the noobs play Inferno.

Even those of you as intellectually gifted as Snorkel cannot fail to be aware of my easing gently back into the moistened slot of CM:AK. Some of you might reasonably expect turns in the not-too-distant future.

:mad:

[Who's a TNT Chuckin' Maggot? Anyone in the Waffle Thread, of course.]

Which of you bitches wants to lube up Worthless & Crap on a nice, spicy round of Soddy's old fave Inferno?

[New German Buildings for CMAK...( new pics inside)]

Tom, those look fantastic. Keep up the great work.

[Who's a TNT Chuckin' Maggot? Anyone in the Waffle Thread, of course.]

Originally posted by Snarker:

And according to Jamoomba, smells worse.

GRGAAAAAAARRGHGRHGH!!!! I should have expected nothing less from you TNT slathered flint chippers. Where's Grog Dorosh when you need him? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Yer a woos, Snorkel. A big hide-in-the changing-rooms woos.

[Who's a TNT Chuckin' Maggot? Anyone in the Waffle Thread, of course.]

The one at the bottom is shinier.

[Who's a TNT Chuckin' Maggot? Anyone in the Waffle Thread, of course.]

Jamoomba porked everyone's mother whilst wailing on a guitar.

[Who's a TNT Chuckin' Maggot? Anyone in the Waffle Thread, of course.]

No. Ask Axe987-80912, our resident typo-guru and flid beyond compare.

[Peaceful and benevolent MasterGoodale chucks TNT in the Cheery Waffle Thread]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:

On a semi-related note, is Sockpuppet still making maggot inspired scenarios full of 'splodies and fire?

I'm starting to snuffle back around CM:AK again - a few minutes here and there. I think I burned myself out a bit by not playing any other game apart from CM for 2 1/2 years.

I also have some scenarios which are due for release when I can be nogged to get round to it. If I can remember how to, I might try sending some PBEM turns in a month or so.

[Peaceful and benevolent MasterGoodale chucks TNT in the Cheery Waffle Thread]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

If I get carpal tunnel syndrome from all this left-right scrolling I'm going to sue. First I'll sue Dave H for posting those town names, then I'll sue the descendants of those that named the towns. Then, just for fun, maybe I'll sue the rest of you for attempting to impersonate army officers. :mad: :mad:

Get a decent-sized monitor, you filthy chavster. It looks fine on my pair of 17" TFT screens.

[Are any modders working on a Sealion total conversion?]

Originally posted by Romulus:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by gautrek:

Also we have pounds as money while Eruopeans use the Euro.Which from what i have seen isn't worth anything .

Moreover you drive on the left while we drive on the right. As for Euro, I don't know what you're referring to but I really enjoy going around Europe with no need to exchange money. Which from what I've experienced is worth it. </font>

[Need WWII tank book advice (off topic but worthy cause)]

"By Tank into Normandy" (As John mentioned above) is good - the author lived a few miles away from me.

[Armour in Neptune]

I'm trying to remember who I was talking to who said their grandfather had drawn lots of the maps for these exercises. The grandfather was a turret gunner in the RAF who was drafted in for the job.

[What I want to see in the Cheery Waffle Thread X2]

Originally posted by Axe2121:

I bet 'power fist' is popular in his usual Saturday night haunt - the Tranny Bars.

[What I want to see in the Cheery Waffle Thread X2]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:

Shouldn't you be hanging around the local infant schools with your bag of sweeties, you reprobate?

I'd be afraid of running in to Jamoomba (who, apparently is all-powerful in just 2 out of the 5 senses). :mad: :mad: </font>