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Wallybob

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  1. All of y'all is mo-rons. Bugger off. Kind of makes me wish for a 2'X 4' to smack all of y'all with.
  2. Geez. Bad teacher crap lately. We have finally gotten the union (Gawd help us) involved. Administators ought to back the teachers. One friend got yelled at by three seniors, because she caught them cheating. The Principal went into the room "to talk things through". BY GAWD IF'N I WAS IN CHARGE! It'd be "You three, bye-bye for 3 days for yelling at a teacher" Maybe later, if needed, I would cuss out the teacher, but I'd support her in public. BTW, I agree with the teacher. The kids were 1) cheating, 2) disrespectful, 3) stoopid. Give me aboot 30 minutes or so, and I will have turns back to thems what sent'em. When I have flamethrowers, they are cool, when others use them against me, they suck big time. Perspective.
  3. Geez. Bad teacher crap lately. We have finally gotten the union (Gawd help us) involved. Administators ought to back the teachers. One friend got yelled at by three seniors, because she caught them cheating. The Principal went into the room "to talk things through". BY GAWD IF'N I WAS IN CHARGE! It'd be "You three, bye-bye for 3 days for yelling at a teacher" Maybe later, if needed, I would cuss out the teacher, but I'd support her in public. BTW, I agree with the teacher. The kids were 1) cheating, 2) disrespectful, 3) stoopid. Give me aboot 30 minutes or so, and I will have turns back to thems what sent'em. When I have flamethrowers, they are cool, when others use them against me, they suck big time. Perspective.
  4. I sent you the bloody turn, maggotylips! Grrarrghahfh(sorry, have a cold).
  5. Turns (belatedly) out to all maggoty types. No such thang as snow down here. Just angry mondo-maggots.
  6. No maggots for turns. Maggots for no turns. For maggots turns no. No, no, cried he. No maggoty turns for me. I weep and wail, my life is hell. No maggoty turns for me. The voices in my head have spoken.
  7. Common Yankees? Even those below the line seem to be so. AARRGGHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time to bump this thread
  8. Wally smack Wino with taunts of living on left coast of liberalism. Bah! Wally drink more beer. Beer good, MTW bad. Bah.
  9. Wally no ape. No ape. Wally MAD! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Bad Wino. Wally get more booze, try game thingy again.
  10. My pride and joy was a '76 Ford wagon. Ford bought 'em in 76 to use as fleet taxis. They sold them in '77 when they figured out they used too much gas. Ford had dumped some engines they had not been able to sell into them. The biggest V-8 police interceptor engine made. 460 cubic inch, dual four-barrel carb. The rear end gave out I had gotten one from a junk-yard police cruiser with a faster gear ratio. the thing would suck in air below 40 mph, but if you stomped the gas over 40, the thing would fishtail. I have fond memories from high school of passing a 280Z and a corvette that were drag racing at 2 in the morning in my home town. They both got passed up in the family wagon doing about 130 mph. Regretfully, I was a mo-ron and didn't maintain it. Change the oil? What do you mean? Life is a bit better here. One Mo-ron student has been caught with a knife in my class, and he was upset because "they" will revoke his probation. Awwwwwwwwwwww. Mo-ron. Turns out to all angryolized maggotty types.
  11. Needed beer. Forbidden Soul-beer. Yum. Life has been a little wierd down here for a while, sorry about the delays.
  12. Turns OUT. Wine OUT BEER IN! Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Beer is good fud. Beer makes our girlfriends in High School and College want to have sex with us (before throwing up in you or your Dad's car). In wine, there is truth, in beer there is strength, in water, there is disease. (look at Thailand) Beer is recommended by 10 out of 10 brewers in this country. Support the economy, buy BEER. When there is bad weather, do people rush out and buy wine? No! they buy BEER. How do you think those monks who maintained literacy in Europe in the middle ages got by? By brewing and drinking beer! (BTW, the best beer I ever had was from a monastary that has made beer since the 1400s.)Zymurgy is fun! Wine is for snobby stuck up sticky beaks. Beer is for the common man. You got more money, but we'll kick your assssssssssss. In fact we'll open up a six-pack of whup-assss. You don't get that with wine.
  13. I am...trying...to update to 1.03. My machine is reluctant, and I am updating my proficiency with profane vocabulary at the same time. OpenPlay.dll file or somefink. !#$&*%@& Computers! Kitty, keep up the work! Yeeha!
  14. "My father was killed by a six-fingered man" You killed my father, prepare to die!
  15. Nope, but my wife got me the 1:6 scale RC Stuart. Danged Big.
  16. Hmmm, slumming up again, Boo? Remember where cess pools really are, to wit, below the layers of the mold-encrusted.
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