Abbott
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one can't insult others and take the moral high ground simultaneously.
Lol, that's the Peng Thread mode of operation haven't you ever read any of the posts?
Anyway back to the subject at hand...
How many more of you idiots are going to crawl out of the woodwork? I'd say it would take about 20 of you to try and handle one Redneck. Except the Ausie contingent of course, they have no problem with knocking back a few and watching the sparks! They don't act like a lot of the rest of you little girls. (Ladies excepted of course)
Bring it!
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Any more of you? Bring it!
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Look, you made a mistake. No big deal. But for next time, we all know that Abbott's the one on the left and his wife is the one on the right.
*wink*
LOL, why don't you grow a pair? We all know you wish you could. It's OK, it will all work out.
As for my wife, she stopped posting here because (and I quote) "That Joe is such an ass". If you ask nicely I am sure she would have an answer for you.
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We've got music..
I got ya, I got ya. Check this out.
Church house, jail house, school house, out house...nutbush...yeah...nutbush city limits..
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Lump it or leave it, hypocrite. You dish it out all the time but you can't take it? Quit whining and grow a pair. Or get a sense of humour.
LOL, is that coming from the Dominatrix in you? I don't play that way, try some of these other guys as you know there are plenty of them *wink*.
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I have been dealing with Seanachai’s gang tactics for a year. I have put with Bauhaus threatening to kill me, which Steve from Battlefront had to straighten out. Leeo sending me stupid e-mails saying how cool he thinks I am. Berlitchin starting a thread directed solely at me and making posts directed at me whenever Seanachai asks him to. Joe following me around the Forum and now Patchy attacking my children.
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What else do some of you candy assed motherfeckers got?
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I think they look quite dashing.
The one in the middle is currently looking more and more like a humorless dolt, however.
LOL, and you look like a bucket of crap, as usual.
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You know what Patchy I don’t even know if Seanachai has a nephew. He is so full of it that may have been some crap he made up just so he and seeber could play their drama queen games. If the nephew story of his is real then of course I feel sorry for the kid as I would any kid who would have to go through life that screwed up.
But yet you choose to defile two of my children who you know for a fact are real.
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Well that proves it. Abbott has gone completely around the bend. He seems to be under the impression that this is the Car Guys forum. So sad when the mind goes at such an early age.
Michael
Well the great thing about Alzheimer's is I get to meet new people everyday. Nice to meet you Mike !
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LOL< disregard the above post, wrong forum.
(Nailed by the new edit rules).
(Rest assured that the intended post for this forum was witty and clever).
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Your Bosch injection pump has an integrated lift pump. The general consensus is that you will not need an aux. fuel pump if the tank is mounted above the level of the injector pump, as gravity will feed it. However, there is no reason not to have a small pump. The oil, even if it is thinned and warmed will have a viscosity far greater than that of diesel. The aux. pump will help alleviate any strain and will not be damaging so long as you don't run a high-pressure pump.
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An observation: Russia seems to be the only party behaving rationally in this. Bush really does seem a second rate politician when compared to Putin, with far less moral and intellectual discipline.
Now that's so far off it's funny! You fit right in with Heckel and Jeckel from New Zealand here.
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What the hell is this? Are you fishing, you silly redneck bugger?
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A man who can neither troll nor jig well with the daredevil of mockery to land a response. Abbott, go drag your empty hook in front of someone else. Or at least put a little of your own blood in the water, if you're chumming for a hit. I assume that you revere me too much to insult me directly.
But Abbott? These oblique attempts to attack me? They make you look like a *****y fairy queen, Titania.
Are you going to tell berli on me? (again) *snicker*
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And be prepared for an evening of sensual gratification.
Michael
Memories, nothing more then memories in the corner of your mind..
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She is a teacher, so she isn't exactly about the $. In fact, she works in the school in the lowest socio-economic sector in the area and teaches special ed. Not the fast track to riches.
I'm sure she is a regular Saint, Mike, hell all the good girls want tattoos, not because they think they are sexy but because it makes them *feel pretty*. You do know the definition of a good girl don't you? That's one that will put it in for you.
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Good for her.
Why don't you tell her "Don't get one, they can only say a single thing about you, and you're much more complex and beautiful than that.".
Thank me later.
Tell her whatever you think she wants to hear to get yourself laid eh...not my style, but hell you can lie to her all you want. You can count on the fact if you develop a relationship with her she is going to be lying to you.
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And if current Russia is democratic, so were Mussolini's fascists state in Italy then.
Which democratic states have been at war with each other? Democracy is something more than just a word, for example, "People's democracy" is not necessarily a democracy, rather a one-party dictatorship. Even if these states favored the word "democratic". This can't be that hard, can it?
Exactly. Trying to call Russia a democracy is way out there.
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... and Mormon wives surfer babes getting skittish in the... salt..
LOL, you definitely took the metaphor episode of STNG to seriously.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
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Hiya Bugged,
You should probably send this line "Panties aren't the best thing in the world but they are next to the best thing in the world" to Seanachai's nephew and maybe start up some correspondence that would help him become the lady he is striving to be. I know you and Steve could teach him the finer points of being a lady.
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Her heritage is Danish, Polish, Latvian and Italian,
I have dogs just like that and they prefer the Cat and Rabbit symbols, nothing to do with their heritage of course they just like to chase them. Instead of strength, courage and wisdom she may prefer going with the honesty of the NoBull in your face $$$ symbol.
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There's a reason they call it the "Lifesaver."
On the outside, it looks like an ordinary sports bottle. On the inside, there's a miracle: an extremely advanced filtration system that makes murky water filled with deadly viruses and bacteria completely clean in just seconds. The Lifesaver removes 99.999 percent of water-borne pathogens and reduces heavy metals like lead, meaning even the filthiest water can be cleaned — immediately. It will be a boon to soldiers in the field, so it's winning accolades from the military. It also stands to revolutionize humanitarian aid. It could be the first weapon in the fight against disease after a natural disaster, like the one in Myanmar this week.
I attended the Lifesaver’s launch at DSEi London, the world’s largest arms fair. Its inventor provided a pool of dirty pond water as a test subject, and I drank some after it was filtered. Not only did it look pure once it passed through the Lifesaver, it tasted pure, too. The process takes only 20 seconds and is simple enough: scoop some water, pump it through the filter and you’re ready to go. The instructions are displayed in pictures on the side of the bottle, so it can be used by anyone, removing the language barrier. Outdoor enthusiasts may find it useful, but the Lifesaver is perfect for the military. The bottle is designed to “scoop and go,” so soldiers won’t have to carry the added weight of clean bottled water. They can pick some up out of any source and keep moving. As an added bonus, the bottle can shoot a pressurized jet of water from any angle, which will be useful for washing wounds free of contaminants and debris.
Other filters use ceramic pores and can’t catch most bacteria and viruses, but the Lifesaver uses microscopic pores a mere 15 nanometers across — about one-hundredth the width of a spider’s silk — narrow enough to stop the tiniest threats. That means virtually nothing — not even bacteria and viruses — can get through. And since the bottle uses a carbon filter, it makes water safe and sterile without any chemicals, removing that iodine or chlorine taste. The bottle weighs about 1.5 pounds and can filter one and a half pints of clean drinking water each go. Its replaceable filter can handle more than 1,500 gallons of dirty water before it has to be replaced. And since it won’t process any water once the filter has expired, it will be impossible to drink contaminated water by mistake.
Michael Pritchard, a British entrepreneur, designed the Lifesaver in the wake of freshwater shortages that followed the 2004 tsunami and Hurricane Katrina. Delivering bottled water to disaster areas is difficult, especially in places like Myanmar, where the government is currently interfering with efforts to distribute supplies and aid. If disaster victims had access to the Lifesaver, they could have ongoing access to clean water without the need for airlifts. Delivering those planeloads of water is expensive, too. A U.S. Army study revealed that the cost of delivering bottled water to Afghanistan was $4.69 per gallon. Pentagon figures on Hurricane Mitch showed the cost of air freight was even higher: $7.60 per gallon. Just one Boeing C-17 transport plane full of Lifesaver bottles would provide 500,000 people with access to safe drinking water for up to 16 months — saving millions and saving lives.
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I heard the Secret Service is now taking classes to understand Ebonics thoroughly, especially the use of the word “bomb”. An embarrassing incident came up after people waiting to attend an Obama fundraising event kept saying: "man, dis party is gonna be da bomb, I cain't wait for dis mutha to blow up so I can get my groove on". Of course specialized sensitivity training will be needed.
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Joe has taken the old thread to 305 posts, I say he gets banned for not folllowing da rules!
He really should stop posting here.
The Peng Challenge Thread Sets the Olympic Standard... for Drunkeness
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LOL, you don't have a clue.