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Hiram Sedai

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  1. Alright Gentlemen. You're giving Squiredom a bad name with all of your kinky sex allusions. There be no more ass-biting without implicit permission from the Board of Assbiters of The Pool (BOA of TP) Said permission must be obtained 72 hours prior to commencement of the ass-biting. Please see the Senile Knight for his Doily of Approval to be thrown when the rabid or rampant biting begins.

    that is all

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

  2. So, this would be like reading the AAR while the battle is still happening. I'm not sure I would be comfortable with doing that with one of my battles because of how poorly I play. This idea probably stems from the need for films in CM. <--my two cents

    Oh, and Croda, get yer mind out of the gutter.

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

  3. Oh Goody!! Another favorite tank thread.

    My favorite is now and ever shall be the noble Stuart. I flanked a panther and killed him alot. It took me three shots while his slow turret was turning, but my Staurt did it.

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

  4. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moriarty:

    About time for a sing-song ... nah. How about a game update. OK.

    Hiram: Has launched a coordinated attack from two sides and the pendulum has swung to his side.

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    So, I purposely stay sober for the last ten turns, spend at least 20 minutes contemplating all of the strategical intricacies of Schwerpunkt and envelopment, I read books on WWI so I can learn how to die in droves (BTW if anyone here knows about the BEF British Expeditionary Force, please direct me towards a suitable website, these guys are my heros - expecially what they did in the beginning of WWI vs Germ Gen Buhler) and all I get is that I launched a coordinated attack???

    Well, thank you Moriarty. I would also like to thank all the little people I had to step on to get to where I am today. Now, if I can end this PBEM with a draw, that would be two for me vs Pool Knights. Oh goody.

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

    [This message has been edited by Hiram Sedai (edited 11-09-2000).]

  5. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst:

    First record purchase was Carl Douglas, Kung Fu Fightin'... and yes I am that f$%^ing old... any of you young snots want to make a deal of it, I will wing you a setup. Of course, my being an old geezer and all, I will need a, hmm, 50% handicap.

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    Good Lawd!! You sure are old!! hehe

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

  6. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    Hiram, I sent Crodaburg off to you last night. Let me know if you got it, and what you think.

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    Croda, while you were napping, they invented email. No, really. I'll check out the mayhem when I get home today and let you know.

    So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

  7. To keep my virtual trailer home from falling off of the first page, I decided to post some inane blatherings. Has anyone else noticed that if you stay in the pool, your fingers and toes look like prunes? I've been in the pool for 3 months now. I remember being spat upon in August when I was a neophyte. Good times, then. Now, the other pool members have found even more bodily fluids to hurl my way.

    oh well, nothing to see here.

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

  8. Originally posted by David Aitken:

    IIRC = If I Remember Correctly.

    How about we all just settle down, enjoy playing CMBO or – heaven forbid – explore what else life has to offer us? Sure, CM2 will be better than CMBO – but the latter has only been in our lives for a few short months, and it fills exactly the same spot which CM2 will occupy in a year or so, so it's not as though there is a gaping CM2-shaped hole in our lives.

    David

    AFK=Away from Keyboard

    I agree with David. I am so involved with CM I especially with all the mods and scenarios, that I need this time to appreciate the current product. If CM2 came out tommorow, I would wait a year before buying it simply because i enjoy CM1 so much.

    I also explored what life has to offer and found a girl friend. Who would have thought?

    Did anyone else notice that the board clock is back to being accurate?

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

    [This message has been edited by Hiram Sedai (edited 11-07-2000).]

  9. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

    Just a quick comment... the opening battle is perfect smile.gif I even managed to make it through... only to get slapped down like an unwantd stepchild in the second smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Berli,

    I could give you some gameplay tips, if you need some help. wink.gif

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

  10. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer:

    Croda, WE ARE NOT FIGHTING ON YOUR STINKY MAP!

    A proper squire challenge requires some cunning, evil, sneaky, foul and monsterous map and unit choice that makes grown men retch and women pass out.

    Not some slugging match for some boring hill somewhere.

    Hiram Sedachu.. is that your name? It keep feeling I should wipe my nose after saying it and I think my co-workers keep wanting to say 'gezuntheid' and offer me cough lollies.

    For goodness sake man. Are you really ready for the kind of pain i will provide you? Imagine pointy sticks on your private bits, privates standing on your pointy bits, sharpened tutles applied to the buttocks and viscious attack goldfish hosepipped into your lower colon to eat you from the insides out!

    Hiram, I believe we have to beseach Berli for some kind of setup. Please, feel free to offer him a good servicing.

    PeterNZ (love my new sig? I do)

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    Dear Pete,

    Please know that I agree about the dysfunction of Croda's map. As for your pointy things, there is a website for that sort of fetish. Please see Andreas for such matters. (You may stay seated Mr. Bauhaus)

    My only request is that the map and unit selection not emulate that of my current fracas with Mr. OGSF. Conscript German vs. Green French is becoming tiresome. We have sent 70 files back and forth already.

    In keeping with my typical apathetic PBEM habits, I look forward to staying a squire anyway. So, good luck, Pete.

    regards,

    Hiram Sedai

    (Hear em Say die)

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

  11. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer:

    Are there any other squires out there who currently aren't engaged in matches? I am keen to beat the snot out of you smile.gif

    PeterNZ

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    Yo, Pete. It so happens that I have a "Magnus Nasus" and have plenty of said snot to be beaten out of. (ouch - humor shouldn't hurt)

    Want to do a scenario?

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    Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less.

    -Anonymous

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