Hiram Sedai

like the pot calling the kettle Cleveland. (little obvious Ohio jokey joke there)

You know, when you argue with an Aussie, you regress. you did know that, right Boo? oh, i mean "grunt, grunt, point, Boo?"

I had a german gentleman with a handgun walk behind my corn fed Americans and shoot 4 of them in their foxholes. It was more of an execution than a battle. I had to watch two Lady Gaga videos to cheer me up after that. Please fix or do somefink.

Ha! I was ignored by the geriatric and so very incontinent denizens of the Mutha Beautiful Thread because I did a shotgun challenge. I did NOT single out a single very senior citizen. I did a very general call out to one of the diapered denizens of this not so glorious Peng thread for a game. I admit my apathy and can live with it. I knew I would have to yell into one of their ears and repeat myself while playing "hide the dentures" I happen to be a knight of the House of the Bard, such as it is. This tiny little fellow from Minnesnowta beknighted me long ago when he was besotted. Well, its tough to remember when he wasn't snockered. That was back when... In the years 2000-2001, things were a bit different in this Peng thread. MarkIV and JDMorse were the bane of my existence in PBEM's and Joe was very very old. I used to beat Moriarty in game after game but then again, who didn't? I'll send ya a setup, Ruth Buzzsaw because you smell a bit like old feet and it's giving me flashbacks to a kinder time.

Hiram's During Action Report Note: Only one of you peoples actually accepted my challenge and I'm guessing that only two of you have CM:Norm. Nidan- I'm attacking with some gray question marks and he's defending with some green question marks. When I'm not paying attention, some of my gray question marks dissapear. Oh, the awesome strategery and manhoovering is going well while my gray question marks die in droves. Thus far, CM:Norm doesn't seem to have leaders that help with hiding or attacking or motivation et al. I have no cover or concealment ever. When in doubt, move forward. Carpe Nasum!

I bet they are right down the street from you right now. The local DLS Chapter of Dyslexic Mormons have may have a temple/Dairy Queen/Gas -N- Go in Parma.

right now, half a million mormons are about to mount their bicycles to find Ohio and Boo or just Boo but not necessarily Ohio. Someone needs to be proselytized.

http://www.philly.com/philly/wires/ap/news/nation_world/20110619_ap_patientgetsdrunkonsanitizerinaussiehospital.html that made me giggle a bit.

I do so enjoy stereotypes and broad generalizations. I know I will never be invited to Australia but if I were, I would bring my gun to do some drive by shootings while doing crack off of a prostitute's backside while demanding better health care and bemoaning the fact that the rest of the world doesn't speak American English. The Palin explained to me that we are God's people and "real Americans" know that Paul Revere told us to be ready to vote against "that one" I'm guessing that the Palin doesn't trust those Ausssie folks though because we can't see them from our house.

am enjoying some of these new scenarios.

am here to chew some bubble gum and do some serious swaggling and I'm fresh out of bubblegum. Carpe Nasum!!

i thought night ops occured because of the allies air advantage.

I would try Minstrelcramp or Pickascamp or Stuka the ho

I wondered how the old saying "horn swaggler" from the American West would sound to a myopic, mouth breathing, inbred Aussie. So, yes...I do find it amusing. I also chuckled when so many of you stood upright and fashioned tools just a few years ago. I also confess to wondering if some of your neighbors/kinfolk were represented in that 2001 movie. (Homo Never Erectus Stukus) sit down Bauhaus

turns are out to all of you who accepted my challenge and actually decided to play Combat Mission instead of swaggling corn.

Tell me, Boo. Have you done some corn swaggling in secret, behind closed doors? You can tell us. I imagine it comes as easy as burgling to an Aussie.

mine is covered in cheeto fingerprints and tears because the gamey AI hates me.

I wonder how much corn swaggling really goes on in Ohio.

do we fire at Will or at Sparky?

so, no one invited you? We have enough homeless, alcoholic miscreants here in the US. I think we keep most of them in Ohio. The concept of being invaded by Australians is quite comical though. Its almost as funny as Australia being called a "nation"

Wait, who invited him to the God Fearin States of Merka? We only let in floaty brown peoples in Florida and Chebby traveling peoples via most of the left side of the states. I don't remember us being open to the Downunders aka The Paul Hogan Fanclub. Let me call up the TSA for an extra special welcome for Stuka

are you a member of the Militia Etheridge?

meanwhile, my challenge goes unanswered by the mentally and morally challenged. oh the irony

No, Boo. Wrong again. From North Philadelphia, born and raised. I mentioned that before you wandered in here many years ago.

No. Bad Boo. There are wrong words and wrong people. You happen to be a wrong person living in the wrong state, wallowing in your wrongness. Exulting in your red yellow commie pinko liberal attitude won't start a game of CM:Norm against a real person. Keep practicing against the Devon training scenarios and try not to be so...wrong.