[Oregon challenges Peng and loses! W00T!]

Feck-orf, Hiram. If'n Oregon were really to challenge Peng, he'd awake bound with blackberry vines, fir needles in his hair, major sand rashes, and a salt water bath to exacerbate his beaver-bites.

Lee-Oh hush up while the grownups are talking, boy.

tee hee

you said "beaver bites".

[Oregon challenges Peng and loses! W00T!]

One wonders if the King of South Philly has tickets to the big show.

to quote the Flyin Hawaiin..."no questions asked"

[Peng Challenges Seanachai Squarely In The Fork]

All of you very old folks are stupefied by a gay grenade and the little gnome fellow forgot where I'm from.

Like it matters any more...

[Peng Challenges Seanachai Squarely In The Fork]

I just love it when mister Boo enumerates.

[Peng Challenges Seanachai Squarely In The Fork]

So, you're telling us you're happy? Like 'dancing a gandy dance of happiness'?

Or just relatively happy?

Let's be real. You came here to be happy. Think of the happiest day of your life. Didn't you come here to tell us about it? Think about the saddest day of your life. Didn't you come here to tell us about it?

Sorrow shared is a sorrow halved. A happiness shared is a happiness doubled.

Happiness and Sorrow are burdens that must be carried until you come amongst friends. Then they're given wings, and you can soar.

No, I typed the word "happier"

I realize that you are four foot two and a half so its difficult to see the monitor. We both know where you can put your Doctor Phil advice there, gramps. I would explain the sort of joy when my baseball team wins but that would be beyond your comprehension insofar as you remain a frag with no sense of sports or man-stuff.

No, I won't delve into being happy with a woman either because of your monastic bibliophile life. Be glad I'm taking all of this time not explaining what I meant by "happier"

[Peng Challenges Seanachai Squarely In The Fork]

http://www.geocities.com/lrmcgarvey/cesspool.html

I still have this link so many years later. Its not a link because I'm too lazy to make it a link, but it's still active. I wonder how Larry is doing these days.

[Peng Challenges Seanachai Squarely In The Fork]

What makes you think we weren't happier too?

You still drinking the blue koolaid from the big white bowl? I knew there was a reason why we in Philly would get up every morning and keep watch on Moorestown, NJ. That coast line is well patrolled for a reason.

I'm still Hiram Sedai and I approve of this message.

[Peng Challenges Seanachai Squarely In The Fork]

I forgot how everyone tries to make a funny.

I think I was happier forgetting.

continue the imbecilities, gentlemen.

[Peng Challenges Seanachai Squarely In The Fork]

My Phillies are in the playoffs and I don't owe any turns.

go back to your napping now.

[Peng is Challenged Searching for Seanachai.]

The question my wife always asks is "Do I look too fat in this?" (emphasis mine) to which I gleefully, nay gaily reply, "No, dear, you look just fat enough." The fun never ends at our house. Just like every time we make the bed I whip the sheets out of her hands as we shake them out. Always good for a laugh. Works best when she's already mad about something, and she's always already mad about something, so I have that going for me... hey! it's raining!

i almost laughed.

[The Peng Challenge Thread fails to rise from the muck]

i've been away for a few minutes.

What did I miss?

[The 'What's so great about the Peng Challenge Thread' thread]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Monitor problem fixed. Turns out.

And to think, all I had to do was put the balls on the other side!*

(Obscure reference. Any takers?)

Firefly!!

My little mrs figured it out.

She's the brains and the beauty of this thing we call love.

[The 'What's so great about the Peng Challenge Thread' thread]

Originally posted by Leeo:

The MBT is the place where people talk with Noba. I've started and never finshed myriad games with Hiram. I fought over a city with Elvis (and even bought him and Philly Phellatiator a beer over the internet).

I'm surprised you even remember way back when. What game was that? I must have started but not finished dozens of games of CMBO, CMBB, and CMAK over the years. I do remember the beer though.

I remember aging three years between turns with my MRPeng games while he would randomly change email addresses midstream. I have also suffered from too much OGSF and Croda.

well...thanks for the beer.

NOTE TO SELF: Never click anything in the King of South Philly's Sig

[I Love My Cigar, But Even the Peng Challenge Takes It Out of Its Mouth Now and Then..]

I like giving gifts to ladies.

[I Love My Cigar, But Even the Peng Challenge Takes It Out of Its Mouth Now and Then..]

Ha! My login still works!

Merry Christmas, Happy Kwonza et cetera

[Seanachai the Headless Peng Challenger]

Well, here is my annual drive-by on the MBT

I'm playing Supreme Commander these days.

You are all still very boring old people. Yes, I already contacted the King of South Philly because when it was all said and done, he was the only one that mattered.

Until same time next year, I shall take my leave of you geriatric, incontinent, toothless, feckless NPR listening, rocking chair inhabitants.

[Seanachai the Headless Peng Challenger]

do I owe some turns?

[They came to find out why a gnome Challenged Peng and they found Love]

Originally posted by Stuka:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

But I'm artistic that way.

Don't you mean autistic? </font>

[They came to find out why a gnome Challenged Peng and they found Love]

Originally posted by rleete:

I remember fondly the nights playing the abominations of scenarios that mensch came up with for CM:BO. Many an hour spent in heavy fog with flamethowers at night.

I raise my glass to you both. May you have many happy years together.

same thing he said

[Peng Has Challenged the Witch of Westmoreland, and Answered Swift the Call]

Originally posted by Leeo:

Dear Elvis,

I'm sure that ending threads is not the only thing you do prematurely. Why involve the poor bears as well?

Love,

Leeo

Dearest Lee-Oh, we both know that our equally beloved Elvis, King-of-South-Philly is going to actually create a Peng thread. He won't read the last page of this one though. He is giving a heads up because someone tried to create a Peng thread and was ignored. Someone kind of hairy but handsome nonetheless. Elvis fears the same treatment.

[Peng Has Challenged the Witch of Westmoreland, and Answered Swift the Call]

I think Seanachai was reliving his first date. Notice the "sack on his head" reference and not "getting into the sack" Sit down Bauhaus!! It was in a rumble seat and Mary Lou was taking off her snow shoes while the young gnome was fumbling with the wrapper...

[Peng Has Challenged the Witch of Westmoreland, and Answered Swift the Call]

News from the Homefront:

- Jo (the dog) is having her surgery today. I hope the biopsy turns up benign.

- Migraines suck ass.

- Bellsouth sucks too

- This thread is slow and limp like a bard

[Peng Has Challenged the Witch of Westmoreland, and Answered Swift the Call]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

Let the buxom stenographers note thusly:

- Joe Shaw is still wrong

- Both the Bard and the Justiciar are totally lacking in veracity.

This Justiciar person may well be lacking in veracity, I've seen no posts stating his point of view. As to the Bard ... you aren't fit to pee on his shoes ... though, given your common practice, you likely imagine that if you do it to your shoes you can do it to others as well.

But pray enlighten us lad, explain ... with citations if you please ... in what manner the explanations posted are ... "lacking in veracity?" Or indeed why I am "wrong?"

I await your reply with eagerness.

OR ... you could always admit that you made another BONEHEADED error ... but then we've come to expect that of you.

Joe </font>

[Peng Has Challenged the Witch of Westmoreland, and Answered Swift the Call]

Let the buxom stenographers note thusly:

- Joe Shaw is still wrong

- Both the Bard and the Justiciar are totally lacking in veracity.

[Peng Has Challenged the Witch of Westmoreland, and Answered Swift the Call]

Sadly, the facts remain. The Justiciar is spelling his own title incorrectly.

Yes, I was and am casting aspersions on the personage of Joe. I shall continue to do so until bored.

The falsehoods abound still:

1. Joe says Lorak gave him the title

2. Seanachai says he gave Joe the title.

3. Enumerating is fun

4. Beyonce is a hottie!

Neither senior citizen can spell the title.