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Hiram Sedai

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  1. If I may respectfully remind The Old Firm of one small note: The Swedish Inquisition did not notice me in my former incarnation when I was raised by Lorak. Not that my raising was noteworthy or really significant, mind you.

    Insofar as the Swedish gentleman with the large, bushy eyebrows really only believes in fairies and wee-folk, his not believing in whats-its-name shouldn't really matter much. Still, we wish we had gotten the affirmation from the Old Firm many moons ago. It just wasn't meant to be.

  2. Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

    What of Lorak??

    Wasn't he the one who created our heirarchy?

    I'm almost certain that he was sitting at a Waffle House and then created our glorious system.

    Oh, just pretend it's a sytem of sorts.

    Other than that very important person missing from our history, I like the rest for a beginning.

    Well done, Joe. I take back some of the bad things I said about you in 2000, 2001 and none of the bad things I said about you in 2002 or 2003.

    Yes, yes but I DID say that I was trying to concentrate on most of the current folk didn't I.

    Certainly Lorak will be added ... at some point ... eventually ... assuming the storage capacity of my free site holds out.

    Joe </font>

  3. What of Lorak??

    Wasn't he the one who created our heirarchy?

    I'm almost certain that he was sitting at a Waffle House and then created our glorious system.

    Oh, just pretend it's a sytem of sorts.

    Other than that very important person missing from our history, I like the rest for a beginning.

    Well done, Joe. I take back some of the bad things I said about you in 2000, 2001 and none of the bad things I said about you in 2002 or 2003.

  4. Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    X-Men Legends for PS2

    The Bards Tale for PS2

    LOTR The Battle of Middle Earth for PC???

    What are those?

    Why not tell the truth?

    That your wife got you an EasyBake Oven, a Malibu Barbie and a My Little Pony.

    Sissy-boy.

    Still better than a wallet (since you're a cheap bastard), some cologne (since you smell like dog poo) and some movies that came out when you were a youngster.

    "klaatu barada nikto!"

  5. Memo to: The Old Firm

    From: Camp Hiram

    Subject: Gamey Setup

    Please be advised that since Camp Hiram has received the following games from the litle mrs:

    X-Men Legends for PS2

    The Bards Tale for PS2

    LOTR The Battle of Middle Earth for PC

    There will not, we repeat not be a setup sent to the Old Firm for some time. Also, our offices at Camp Hiram will be closed for the holidays.

    In case of emergency, you may contact us at the email that is somewhere around here.

    Warmest Regards,

    Camp Hiram

    "The Myth"

  6. So, there I was trying on different outfits at Fredericks of Hollywood when I wondered if the Mad Swede aka The Old Firm actually challenged me or not. I know that English is not his first language and God fearin' Merkin English is certainly not his other language. So, I'll use all of the Swedish I learned while studying the Muppets.

    "He ber ger dee doop dee doopy doop! Bork bork bork!! Cookin dat turkey!"

    Insofar as the Swedish Chef was the stereotypical Swede, I am certain that only our own swedish gentleman can decipher that phrase.

    I finished my Christmas shopping and there is absolutely no snow on the ground or in the forecast. Nanner nanner, boo boo!!

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