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Hiram Sedai

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  1. Und vhere-a zee feck is NYNY... is thet prunuoonced Neenny? Is he-a Ioorupeun? Luuk Verty yuoo mey es vell SOD OoFF beck tu Neenny & vrep yuoorselff, ell snoog es a boog leeke-a, up in yuoor mummeees skurt beffure-a zee scery peuple-a 'cume-a & get yuoo' ... I cun’t beleeefe-a I’m gueeng tu vreete-a thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.. steeckypiss is oooot ooff yuoor leegooe-a... sqooure-a und ell, he-a is

    And whehe the, uh uh uh, feck is NYNY... dat pronoussd Ninny, duh...uh...? Is he European, duh...uh...? Look Warty you may as webuhll SOD OFF back t' Ninny & wrap yourself, uh uh uh uh uh, all snug as a bug like, uh uh uh, up in your mommies skirt bef'e the, ERRRR, sc peoble 'come & get you' ... I can’t beliebe I’m goigg t' write dis... Lee me lone!stickypiss is out of your league... skire 'n all, he is

    And where da damn feck be NYNY... be dat pronounced Ninny? Is he European? Look Warty ya' may as well SOD OFF back t'Ninny & wrap yo'self, all snug as some bug likes, down in yo' mommies skirt befo'e da damn scary sucka's 'come & dig ya'' ... ah' can’t recon' I’m goin' t'scribble dis... stickypiss be out uh yo' league... squire and all, he is

  2. Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

    Today is my luverly wife's birthday.

    Happy Day, dearest!!

    Thank you my darlink. *smooch*

    I am now gathering things for our unexpected stay-over. Email me anything you think I may forget seeing as I'm sooooo Ooooooold. I went to get up off the floor a few moments ago and my knees were creaking and my hips made these little crackling noises. Not good. *sigh*

    But your surprises throughout the week and this morning have made such things inconsequential. You are wonderful. </font>

  3. Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:

    *hic* ey boo.. sod off ye wee faerie git! ye kanne bit me oon arse if ye knoo it. *spits on boos family crest*

    *squints at Sedai††* ye goot ta shave lass, th' wee beerd' git ta goo. *looks down* voolup.. ye calls thems knockers?

    BUAHAHAHAHA!!

    Gud on ye lad.

    †† see this: graphic_pub.jpg

    Dude, she's my wife. We got married while you were away in Germany learning...uh...German.

    Looks like you're still an idiot Canuckian. Guten tag, eh ya hoser!

  4. How fricken sad can you get? The person who has been the cause of so much pain and suffering with setup zones that go on forever and reinforcements that pop up Gawd knows where in atrocious scenarios wants a cute little birthday wish.

    yeah, i know I'm late again. Rune I hope your birthday was just as nice as one of your scenarios. I hope you wept and yanked your hair out in great tufts the way we do when we realize that there is no "winner" in any of the little torture exercises you have created.

    i type this knowing that the little mrs and I are playing one now and she is afraid to even set up. It's not that I might win or even that she would lose. It's just that it's a night battle Rune style.

    So, happy fricken birthday, Rune.

    i hope that was the required amount of empathy and all.

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