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Snarker

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  1. I don't favor a recrew option either. If you feel it necessary to abandon the equipment to save your crew your enemy would feel it obligatory to render it inoperable to save themselves.
  2. Oooh! I love it! I see the flag comes pre-draped over the smoldering remains of your tank commander.
  3. Feh. What you need is a good ole anthrax scare. Stopped mail theft here dead in it's tracks.
  4. That tears it!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: This 'RL' is asking for a slathering!!! It's messed with one too many maggots and we're just the TNT chucking crowd to teach it a lesson. Mess with one maggot, you mess with us all!!! :mad: :mad: Let me get my socks on and we'll think of something...
  5. <font size=1> Morning. :mad: Don't type loudly, my brain hurts. :mad: Actually sinuses, but it's the same result. Axe, my Teutonic Hoors are rumbling your way, and boy, are they carrying some serious TNT. In my only other active game (hint, hint you AWOL maggots!) Banquet is beating me like it's Dave Ho Chi Minh's Rented Mule Contest. Which, by the way, is there room for one more?</font>
  6. Bwahaha!!!! Step one successful. Next week - the 50,000 candle power high intensity quartz super street light outside the master bedroom.
  7. :mad: :mad: :mad: The black sock goes on the left foot; the red on on the right? Or is that only when I wear shorts and sandals?
  8. Did he tell you how he got the nick name Jim "The Grassbastic-no-turn-sending, monkey-humping, inbred, Floridian hump" Boggs? It's a great story, long in the telling, with many breaks so that you may use the restroom, cook up some dinner, and build a gazebo. Turn, now, maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
  9. Never truer words spoken. Last time the Teutons had a go at fun, it took 7 years to make them go home and 20 years to rebuild Europe. Let's not have THAT again, shall we? </font>
  10. Idiots, both of you. I am German, I don't joke. The frog is gone to meet its maker, joined the bleedin' choir invisible. Hence 'was'. </font>
  11. We warned you about doing double shots of Tequila in the nude Abbott. You no make the sense and you drool on the worm, maggot. [ September 23, 2003, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  12. If I have anything left to shoot back with... Are you the Russians or the Chinese, Becket?
  13. Speaking of 'no turns again tonight' where are you maggots hiding Prince Useless??? :mad: :mad:
  14. Well I'm sure his general good humor and politeness offend MasterGoodale's sensibilities on a daily basis. Anybody get one of the *cough* promised turns from the maggot tonight? Or is Skunk Nads cracking the whip on the no-heat problem. </font>
  15. I've asked for a scenario from a good source, Axe. Give it a little time and the TNT should start flying again. :mad: :mad:
  16. Covered with what? Don't listen to them, Dave H. Turn to the Peng Challenge, Dave. Dave, I'm your father. </font>
  17. Yup Dave, Boggs is correct. That EPA guy from "Ghostbusters" was by last week and he said, "If Dave H ever leaves, I'm shutting this place down, maggot. You haven't heard the last from me."
  18. Dave My good man, I certainly realize that if ignorance were bliss Indiana would be heaven, but put away your heart and listen to your brain, just this once.....okay? Now, turn your ear towards Vanderbilt and listen. Shhhh! Quiet everyone....do you hear it Dave? Why does Vanderbilt remain in the SEC? KA-CHING!!!!! There, did you hear that? </font>
  19. $5.10 if the local politicians ever get their way. I think we need a new scenario - these assault snail boats just don't hack it.
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