Lars

Actually, I took her to Cancun. Daytona is for girls who like to chew Skoal on the beach and dribble tobacco into their bikinis.

Sorry, Boggs, I was called away by a beautiful woman and a 3 liter bottle of Badia a Coltibuono's Chianti Classico - 1996. Too bad the best you can do in Florida is a woman with three teeth and a bottle of Boone's Farm Tickle Pink – February. Your doom will be on its way this evening. SSN Hint Of The Day: Every umbrella is yours. Now sod off.

That’s what it is!!! If the poor lad would just loosen up a bit the stick would fall out of his arse.

Boggs, you complete and utter moron. Your homepage don't work and you have no email addy. ***BOOT*** Fix or do somfink.

A revist to the “War of Southern Pillocks Who Had It Coming to Them”, eh? I like it. Might as well start with the low hanging Fruit {not that there...eh, screw it, you know the rest}. Boggs, expect a vile bit of rune nastiness in your inbox. {edited due to uncontrollable laughter} [ March 15, 2003, 02:29 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Oh, swell...I've been noticed by Rune. To quote Dorothy Parker, "What fresh hell is this?" </font>

You know, I could see Peng as Napoleon. "Able was I ere I saw Elba" Nah, he never was able. Still, should be put on a island though... (Persephone, this is your cue. Perhaps one of the grander canvases, room for the whole motley lot...)

Psst, Egbert, have a nice day. And don't forget Schedule A.

Hmm, some 50 posts early. On the other hand, he is an Olde One. Let's write this thread off due to Berli's rapidly advancing senility and head for the other one. Shaw, get in there and post some rules!

I've got to...heeheeheehee...get that under control... SSN Hint Of The Day: Dream up special requests for waiters or waitresses. Now sod off.

SSN...***snigger***...proclaiming the death...***snort***...of the MBT (and it’ll be there)... hahahahahahaha...

As long as we don’t have to see the, err...’summation”.

I told you, use coins. You might get lucky and hit him in the head. SSN Hint Of The Day: When giving directions, leave out a turn or two. Now sod off.

Hey OGSF, stuff this in your bagpipe and blow. H'Angus the Monkey has been elected Mayor of Hartlepool. Some choice bits, and Either somebody has been peeing in your gene pool or we now know where Meeks has gotten off too.

Whoa there buckaroo, back up a minute. Let's not be insulting pigs like that.

Yeah come on Mace put your money were your mouth is... We're waiting........................... </font>

Still no moral, no plot twist, no love interest. And no friggin setup in my in-box either! I'm looking at you, Jimmy!!!

At least that part was true. I notice you left out the 35 turns of you whining that the scenario wasn't "balanced" while you sat behind those damn guns in trenches snickering. Two more turns and I would have owned your sorry rear end. Bastiche The scenario was "Odessa Reprieve". Another good job rune, it was almost perfectly balanced. Except for the fact that AJ managed to hang on till the end. You're a bastiche too. SSN Hint Of The Day: Cross at the red or the green or the yellow. Now sod off.

Cut down on the cough syrup Gaylord.

Where's the moral? The plot twist? The friggin love interest for the love of Berli!!! {not that there's anything wrong with that}. You need to draw the reader in, OGSF. Seeing as you are completely unable to do it with that mishmash of the Mother Tongue, let us see if you can manage it with a setup. Do not make it like the last couple where I buggered your King Tiger with a T-34 {the love interest}, overran your positions in the face of the Luftwaffe {the plot twist}, and beat your KV-1's like a drum {the moral – OGSF sucks. Hmm, perhaps I should have filed that under love interest}. Try to make it interesting this time, caber tosser.

***sniff***...sometimes they make you so proud... See Seanachai, all is not lost. You just need to be a little more, err...sagacious in who you to take to Squire. SSN Hint Of The Day: Stay directly in front of or behind fire trucks and ambulances. Now sod off.

dalem, with that title I was almost afraid to see what you came up with for the rules. Fortunately, you took your cue from the Coca-Cola company and just ripped them off. [ March 10, 2003, 05:36 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

If we're waiting for you to turn the lights on it's going to be a bit longer...

The Peng FAQ

Boo must have thought that was funny. But then, he's never been to The Chainsaw Sisters Saloon. Now, THAT'S a Northwoods Bar. If you ever get there you are a very, very, very long way from anywhere. Only a 20 rod portage up from the creek. But trust me on this one, just leave your gear down there and make a run for it. TIP - it also helps if you place the canoe sideways across the trail to slow down the rest of the party. And believe me, nothing, but nothing, tastes as good as a cold beer after two weeks in the boonies. If you're coming down from Atikokan, Canada, why end up at a empty trail head when you can end up at a bar? [ March 10, 2003, 10:52 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]