Lars

You realize he has to kill you now...

Er, Persephone, the campaign might do a bit better if you put Seanachai's head on the other body. And we'll definitely be needing that empty twelve-pack of Blatz to put over his head later...

Oooh, did we now? The little tots must have practiced reeeeally hard. Who's a good boy? Yes, you are, yes, you are. Did you blow it on a snow cone or are you going to send that bright shiny quarter to Seanachai? SSN Hint Of The Day: Make your kids stand at attention every morning. Now sod off.

This came across in today's news. Old people can still enjoy a good laugh - but only if the joke is obvious, a study suggests. Notice that the researchers were Canadian. Seems the Canucks set out to solve why Seanachai giggles in the supermarket at "Homo Milk"... Take the hint people and try to keep it simple so the Olde Ones can keep up.

I didn't realize Australia saved toilet paper training till you advanced to University. But really now, how loud could the three foreign exchange students have possibly screamed? SSN Hint Of The Day: Lie to your therapist and sit in her chair. Now sod off.

I already gave to the Union Gospel Mission so Seanachai could have a nice turkey dinner for Thanksgiving. I see no reason to contribute again till next year.

Been beating your head on the keyboard again, eh? Good luck at the eye doc.

I was unaware you ever played. I mean, really, you can't call that appalling display of stumbling around a field drunk as a lark while mortars, machine guns, and artillery FO's have their way with you "playing", now can you? More like a cry for help. Do as Boo suggests, run the files on your old machine. Or just keep using the new one. You might as well lose in a surreal version of TechniColor. I can see it now, a little gnome screaming, "I just lost two KV-2's to a fish!!!". Actually, that seems more coherent than most of your posts. SSN Hint Of The Day: Change the rules to suit your needs. Now sod off.

Hmm, could work something along those lines... Now if there's a smile on my face It's only there trying to fool the public But when it comes down to fooling you Now Boo that's quite a different subject But don't let my glad expression Give you the wrong impression Cos really I'm sad, Oh I'm sadder than sad Well I'm hurt and I want you to die so bad Like a clown I appear to be glad ooh yeah Well they're some sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than The tears of a clown when there's a flame T-34 around Oh burn, baby baby, oh burn baby baby Now if I appear to be carefree It's only to camouflage my sadness And Boo to shield my pride I try To cover this hurt with a show of gladness But don't let my show convince you That I've been happy since you freakin cheated Cos I need to, oh I need you die so Look I'm hurt and I want you to know For others I put on a show Well they're some sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than The tears of a clown when there's a flame T-34 around Oh burn, baby baby, oh burn baby baby Just like Pagliacci did I try to keep my surface hid Smiling in the crowd I try But in a lonely room I cry The tears of a clown When there's no one around, oh yeah, burn baby burn Now if there's a smile on my face Don't let my glad expression Give you the wrong impression Don't let this smile I wear Make you think that I don't care Cos really I'm sad... Gamey sod, who knew the Russki's had flametanks?

And our first contestant!!! ***BUZZ*** Wrong, that's an Elvis tune. Thanks for playing, don't come again.

Speaking of Shatner, Peng, The Musical Now, move along and get your balcony seats. Best spot to throw rotten veggies from...

THE RULES then, short and sweet: Summertime Go away. I Loves You, Peng Go even further away. It Ain't Necessarily So {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. My Man is Gone Now This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. Boo, You Is My Woman Now The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. I got Plenty o' Nuttin' Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. There's A Boat Dat's Leavin' Soon For New York If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). And the SSN's pass by singing, trying to figure out what Opera they're in... [ August 22, 2003, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

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C'mon, c'mon, get to the Lighthouse so we can set him on fire.

....then the enraged and depressed (and a little bit strange) Dalem puts on his musketeer costume and gets his favorite pearl handled rapier and sets off after Xyphorus.....um.....whoever that is.... </font>

I thought allowing the Ducati-crazed Frenchman to drive was a touch of genius. SSN Hint Of The Day: Get a backseat driver’s license. Now sod off.

"raven haired beauty with two dogs" When was this happening?? I like dogs. I like raven haired beauties. How did I miss this?</font>

Sure I know her, she was the raven haired beauty with the two dogs. I still don't think Papa Kahn could tell you the color of her hair. But I'm pretty dang sure he remembers the swimsuit. Ya know, it could have been the fact that Papa Khan couldn't bring his eyes above the neckline that scared her off, now that I come to think of it. And she had two more girlfriends in her boat looking for a party, what a pity. Next time we hide Papa Kahn back in the brush for a bit and then bring him out later. Much later. Say, well after dark. About 3 a.m. perhaps. After everybody else has gone home...

I was wondering why Christina wouldn't come over and join us. Now I know...

Don't know exactly how much it takes to get a green crew to flee, but next time, buy crack or elite if you can for your ubertank. Leave the greenies in the cheaper stuff.

Yaargh!!! Stick those metal hangers in Tool-Dip before you take the bluing off, idjit!!!! P.S. – Use it on the tanks too, use lots, say about twenty coats, protect those valuable details... SSN Hint Of The Day: Support the death penalty for parking violations. Now sod off.

After you’re done watching MrSpkr pick his yarbles back up after that driveby from Lady Moraine, head over to the Trotter thread for a CMAK bone.

Care to attach that "Feck" to a file?

Who's sand mod you using?

All turns up and out. If you didn’t get one it’s because you owe me one. So get on it you mouthbreathing lazy gits. {and I’m looking at you, Jimmy...}